Cuuuuuuuuuuuuzzz, all these little squeaks are scared of facin any consequences. Well I think its time we start bringin back the consequencesssssss. I've got a steel pipe in my right hand and a smoothie in my left, if it's over 90 degrees and I haven't had a coffee yet... WALK AWAY!

Falcon Car Warsh Business Achievements  

Customer Service                                                                                      Accounting

100th Forehead Stamped  - 10/11/2024 / Customer id=625553  {} 1 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 10/13/2024 / Customer id=642515 

200th Forehead Stamped  - 11/20/2024 / Customer id=643390  {} 2 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 11/20/2024 / Customer id=643390 

300th Forehead Stamped  - 12/28/2024 / Customer id=617078  {} 3 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 12/28/2024 / Customer id=641850 

400th Forehead Stamped  - 02/14/2025 / Customer id=484708  {} 4 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 02/03/2025 / Customer id=177239 

500th Forehead Stamped  - 04/30/2025 / Customer id=330328  {} 5 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 03/21/2025 / Customer id=661668 

600th Forehead Stamped  - 07/06/2025 / Customer id=610936  {} 6 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 04/18/2025 / Customer id=333776 

                                                                                                                  {} 7 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 05/27/2025 / Customer id=629889

                                                                                                                  {} 8 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 06/14/2025 / Customer id=414621 

                                                                                                                  {} 9 Billionth Bus Token Tendered - 07/04/2025 / Customer id=610936

                                                                                                                  {}10 Billionth Bus Token Tendered- 07/27/2025 / Customer id=448275 

Business Acomplishments

Money Looted Leaderboard: Top 100 (04/17/2025) {} Top 50 (06/23/2025)

Pirate King Achievement: 350 Days (07/27/2025) {} 49th Player to Achieve 

Nuclear Weapons Leaderboard: Top 100 (06/18/2025)

Denouncement Leaderboard: Top 100 (07/10/2025)

Best Up-Declare - c20-c54 (04/23/2025) / Customer id=18180 

Customer Awards

Most Generous Tip - 4/24/2025 / Customer id=259817 [$144,759,930] (thanks cuzzo, YYYEAHHHH!)

First Refund Requested - 11/16/2024 / Customer id=537229 

Squeak of the Week - Singularity / Reason: Counters Getting Skill Diffed Again 

Promotional Events

Chopsticks 78¢ / Camelot / 03/23/2025-04/02/2025 / Dealt: $539,350,597

500th Win Fundraiser / Lego City & Shadow Valley / 04/30/2025-05/08/2025 / Dealt: $1,580,194,343

IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY CUZ, ITS ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE