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Welcome Aboard The Fist. This vessel is my pride and joy.

A bit about me and my humble Pirate Ship:

Respect is a two-way street.

If you disrespect me, you are sorely mistaken in your game choices. If you think you're untouchable because you've paid your dues as a farmer/toxic community member and are, dare I say a "whale", you might be disappointed in the further text. Affiliation with farmers who have done me dirty, angered me, or are irredeemable scumbags is not in your best interest. I forget nothing, live in infamy for many off-the-wall-choices often made on a whim, while some are carefully planned. I will nuke and embarrass you. It may inflict a sting of regret you're all too familiar with. Maybe you like that feeling. Maybe not. I don't care. I've dealt with the worst this game has to offer, and will resort to absolute villainy to get the last laugh. You have been warned. 

Like all pirates, I can be bartered with. If you find yourself regretting terrible decisions, reach out. I'll offer a fair deal if approached with respect.

Contracts:

I can do them. My standard rate is 25 mil a nuke. If it's someone I don't like, I offer a steep discount (dirt cheap, literally material cost and factoring in lost infrastructure/improvements. If I don't like a person, they're SOL). I also don't usually contract during Global War since that's peak raiding season. If you have any questions please open a ticket.

Captain Shore's Wall of Shame: In Development