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The Jelqdom of Bermistan is a nation led by Jelq King BRM on the continent of Australia. The Jelqdom of Bermistan's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Jelqdom of Bermistan favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Jelqdom of Bermistan is the Qin Ban Liang. At 471 days old, The Jelqdom of Bermistan is an ancient nation. The Jelqdom of Bermistan has a population of 4,176,087 and a land area of 154,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 27.12. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Reminder:

You don't tweak locks like me

You don't graft surrons like me

You don't get on it like me

You don't pinch crop like me

You don't chug geggs like me

You'll never be me 

 

Wars Fought

Espresso - $1.9B Net (47/1860) 

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Basic Information
Nation Name: Bermistan VIP
Leader Name: BRM
Nation ID: 590547
Awards:
Portrait:
Founded: 01/04/2024 (471 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active 7 minutes ago
Discord Username:aabrm
Unique ID: 7930834be5efbe7bbdc98950b
International Relations
Alliance: Knights Templar Alliance Flag
Templar Guardian
Alliance Seniority:296 days
Color Trade Bloc: Radiant Orange Kingdom
Commendations: 67
Denouncements: 17
Nation Page Visits: 17,941
Recent Visitors: VIP Only 11 nations from 7 alliances in past 24 hours
Economic
Population: 4,176,087
Infrastructure: 30,803.77
Land Area: 154,000 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 27.12 people/sq. mi
GDP: $1,671,828,238.00
GDP per Capita: $400.33
GNI: $-491,276,860.00
Economic Policies: Left
Currency: Currency Image Qin Ban Liang
Domestic
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Imperialism Imperialism Icon
Social Policies: Moderate
State Religion: Taoism Taoism
National Animal: National Animal ImageDragon
Approval Rating: 0% (-358.51)
Pollution Index: 866 points
Radiation Index: 429.66 R (Global: 685.91 R)
OBL Team: Bai Ze
Anthem:
Military
Nation Rank: #1,291 of 11,137 Nations (11.59%)
Nation Score: More Information 6,001.50
War Policy: Help Pirate Pirate Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 535,084
17,963,153
13,238,221
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 19,607
533,487
763,498
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 1,174
27,207
47,829
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 185
4,676
3,320
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 12
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
179
64
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
89
37
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 504,983.35
Infrastructure Lost: 198,148.00
Money Looted: $8,019,832,782.60
Wars Won: 552
Wars Lost: 119
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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Nation Activity
04/20 03:08 pm - Bermistan has publicly commended the nation of United German Union led by Stefan Weingaertner.
04/20 02:51 pm - Stefan Weingaertner of United German Union has publicly commended the nation of Bermistan.
04/19 08:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on Baltica-Nordica for the reason of "Your country is a total mess. Sad! Time to go to war, and we'll win like never before.".
04/19 12:04 pm - Bermistan changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Orange.
04/19 12:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on The North for the reason of "Literally can't even with your country's vibes. Time to fix this mess.".
04/17 10:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on MERIT INC for the reason of "Blood for the Blood God!".
04/17 04:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on Ecuador for the reason of "Your imperialist policies threaten global peace. We must act to restore balance.".
04/17 02:38 pm - Bermistan has publicly commended the nation of Discordia led by Strife.
04/17 02:36 pm - Strife of Discordia has publicly commended the nation of Bermistan.
04/16 12:49 pm - Bermistan had war declared by Greater Han for the reason of "weeb counter".
04/16 12:06 pm - Bermistan declared war on Aquileon for the reason of "Active Raid, DM for war.".
04/16 12:13 am - Bermistan declared war on Empire of Leon for the reason of "Arrgh!".
04/15 07:23 pm - Bermistan declared war on Deep Space for the reason of "Your control of media undermines democracy. This is a fight for free discourse.".
04/15 11:58 am - Bermistan declared war on Iromai for the reason of "Blood for the Blood God!".
04/15 11:11 am - Bermistan declared war on MagnaGraecia for the reason of "Your country is a total mess. Sad! Time to go to war, and we'll win like never before.".
04/15 02:23 am - Bermistan had war declared by Lancelotland for the reason of "TKR counter".
04/15 02:17 am - Bermistan had war declared by Pacific Commonwealth for the reason of "TKR Counter Strife".
04/15 02:10 am - Bermistan had war declared by United Athyae Federation for the reason of "TKR counter - strife ".
04/15 12:55 am - Bermistan declared war on Seratova for the reason of "Do you feel lucky, punk?".
04/15 12:15 am - Bermistan declared war on Discordia for the reason of "APPLICANT ".
04/14 10:45 pm - Bermistan declared war on Green Bay for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
04/13 06:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on Texas for the reason of "War is inevitable.".
04/13 04:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on Polish Federation for the reason of "Hasta la vista, baby!".
04/13 12:10 am - Bermistan declared war on Karen4Manager for the reason of "Your imperialist policies threaten global peace. We must act to restore balance.".
04/12 08:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on The United Imperium for the reason of "Your leader's fashion sense is an international crisis".
04/12 10:17 am - Bermistan declared war on Prenia Eskem for the reason of "Literally can't even with your country's vibes. Time to fix this mess.".
04/11 06:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on Assatania for the reason of "Welcome to Orbis.".
04/11 02:00 pm - Bermistan declared war on Republic of Bystanic for the reason of "Your nation clearly lacks innovation. Time to disrupt your entire ecosystem.".
04/10 09:46 pm - Bermistan declared war on Magaallo for the reason of "Me too, thanks".
04/10 09:45 pm - Bermistan declared war on CommonWealth of ASTRUA for the reason of "Trying an interplanetary expansion experiment, nbd".
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19 National Projects
Advanced Engineering Corps
Advanced Engineering Corps is a national project that reduces the cost of land and infrastructure by 5%.
Advanced Pirate Economy
Advanced Pirate Economy is a national project that enables the nation to use an additional offensive war slot, provides a 5% bonus to loot from ground attacks, and a 10% bonus to loot from a defeated nation and its alliance bank.
Arable Land Agency
Arable Land Agency is a national project that reduces the cost of land by 5%.
Bureau of Domestic Affairs
Bureau of Domestic Affairs is a national project that removes the timer for changing Domestic Policies
Center for Civil Engineering
Center for Civil Engineering is a national project that increases knowledge about infrastructure. Infrastructure costs drop 5% in all cities.
Clinical Research Center
Clinical Research Center is a national project that allows you to build an additional Hospital in each city.
Emergency Gasoline Reserve
Emergency Gasoline Reserve is a national project that boosts Oil Refineries' production by 100% nationwide.
Government Support Agency
Government Support Agency adds a +50% effect modifier to the nation's selected Domestic Policy.
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
International Trade Center
International Trade Center is a national project that increases the Commerce rate in each city by 1%, allows your maximum commerce rate in cities to reach 115% and increases the maximum number of Banks per city from 5 to 6.
Iron Dome
Iron Dome is a national project that gives you a 30% chance of shooting down enemy missiles and prevents 1 improvement from being destroyed by enemy missiles.
Missile Launch Pad
Missile Launch Pad is a national project that allows you to build Missiles.
Nuclear Research Facility
Nuclear Research Facility is a national project that allows you to build Nuclear Weapons.
Pirate Economy
Pirate Economy is a national project that unlocks an additional offensive war slot and a bonus to loot from ground attacks.
Propaganda Bureau
Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.
Research and Development Center
Research and Development Center increases the nation's National Project slots by 2.
Space Program
Space Program is a national project that enables construction of an additional Missile per day. Also enables further outer-space national projects.
Specialized Police Training Program
The Specialized Police Training Program Increases the crime reduction rate from Police Stations to 3.5% and Increases commerce in all cities by 4%.
Spy Satellite
Spy Satellite is a national project that enables training of an additional Spy per day as well as increasing damage and decreasing cost of Espionage.