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The Jelqdom of Bermistan is a nation led by Jelq King BRM on the continent of Australia. The Jelqdom of Bermistan's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Jelqdom of Bermistan favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Jelqdom of Bermistan is the Qin Ban Liang. At 492 days old, The Jelqdom of Bermistan is an ancient nation. The Jelqdom of Bermistan has a population of 14,216,215 and a land area of 190,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 74.82. Pollution in the nation is a problem. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Reminder:

You don't tweak locks like me

You don't graft surrons like me

You don't get on it like me

You don't pinch crop like me

You don't chug geggs like me

You'll never be me 

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Wars Fought

Rosefall - $13.4B Net (1/1651)

Espresso - $1.9B Net (47/1860) 

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
05/08/2025 12:18 am
Attrition		Pillar of Salt
Shore
Pacific Pirates		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Victory
Timeline
04/30/2025 08:55 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Pocon
Ricon
Yarr		 Truce
Timeline
04/30/2025 12:56 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		KUKNALIM
PUPU
The Horsemen		 Truce
Timeline
04/30/2025 12:56 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		New Hampshire
Winter
Panem		 Truce
Timeline
04/29/2025 06:20 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Republic of Zealandia
Death_lord
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/29/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Texas
Greene
770		 Victory
Timeline
04/29/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Nova Empire
AwesomeNova
Rose		 Victory
Timeline
04/28/2025 03:51 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Pocon
Ricon
Yarr		 Truce
Timeline
04/28/2025 12:16 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Sawh
Derkic Sawh
Politics and Wei		 Truce
Timeline
04/26/2025 02:58 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Fiorenza
Arcturus di Medici
Shark Tank		 Victory
Timeline
04/26/2025 11:57 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Nuova Roma
Kamade III
Port Alba		 Victory
Timeline
04/26/2025 11:08 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Cooperia
Cooper
The Knights Radiant		 Victory
Timeline
04/26/2025 10:06 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Outer Haven
The Outter Heaven
Strickland Propane		 Truce
Timeline
04/26/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Valrose
Sinister
The Knights Radiant Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
04/25/2025 04:18 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Kingdom of Bohemia
Charles IV
Non-Aligned Forces		 Victory
Timeline
04/25/2025 06:12 am
Attrition		Pax et Libertus Confederacy
Vladius Drake
The Fighting Pacifists		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 War Expired
Timeline
04/25/2025 03:58 am
Attrition		The Broken Empire
Starris
Rose		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
04/25/2025 03:56 am
Ordinary		Pythonian Republic
Pythonian XXIII
Rose		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 War Expired
Timeline
04/24/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Arklium
Valbjorn Frost
The Fighting Pacifists Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
04/24/2025 08:01 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Assatania
Botman244
Black Knights		 Victory
Timeline
04/23/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The Magistrate
Magier
Rose		 Victory
Timeline
04/22/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Agnea
Atakke
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/22/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Aquarium
Amaha Ruri
The Golden Horde		 Victory
Timeline
04/21/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The Soviet-Union
Joseph Stalin IV
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/19/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Baltica-Nordica
Pancakes
Mayhem		 Victory
Timeline
04/19/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The North
Hansarius
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/17/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		MERIT INC
Money Von Merit
Nemesys Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
04/17/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Ecuador
Antonio Javier
Antarctica Alliance		 Victory
Timeline
04/16/2025 12:49 pm
Raid		Greater Han
Cornelius Chang IV
Weebunism		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
04/16/2025 12:06 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Aquileon
Aquileius XIV Caesar
Rose		 Victory
Timeline
04/16/2025 12:13 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Empire of Leon
Peelsj
Mayhem		 Victory
Timeline
04/15/2025 07:23 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Deep Space
Sir Darth Lord
Black Knights		 Victory
Timeline
04/15/2025 11:58 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Iromai
Melon
Weebunism		 Victory
Timeline
04/15/2025 11:11 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		MagnaGraecia
Altheus
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/15/2025 02:23 am
Raid		Lancelotland
Lancelot1
The Knights Radiant		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Truce
Timeline
04/15/2025 02:17 am
Raid		Pacific Commonwealth
Ragnar-Danneskjold
The Knights Radiant		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
04/15/2025 02:10 am
Raid		United Athyae Federation
Esthaevys
The Knights Radiant		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
04/15/2025 12:55 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Seratova
Anthony Marquez
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/15/2025 12:15 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Discordia
Strife
The Knights Radiant Applicant		 Defeat
Timeline
04/14/2025 10:45 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar

United Purple Nations		 Truce
Timeline
04/13/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Texas
Greene
770		 Victory
Timeline
04/13/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Polish Federation
John Longish
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/13/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Karen4Manager
Dolores Umbridge
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/12/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The United Imperium
Rysander Regan
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/12/2025 10:17 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Prenia Eskem
Njordsvalt
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/11/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Assatania
Botman244
Black Knights		 Victory
Timeline
04/11/2025 02:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Republic of Bystanic
MasGuardian
Mayhem		 Victory
Timeline
04/10/2025 09:46 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Magaallo
Kalumba Mavoungou
Federated States of Orbis		 Victory
Timeline
04/10/2025 09:45 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		CommonWealth of ASTRUA
Yami Moto Ken
Federated States of Orbis		 Victory
Timeline
04/10/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The Campbell Nation
Roger Campbell
Rose		 Victory
Timeline
04/10/2025 04:17 pm
Ordinary

Nemesys		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Truce
Timeline
04/09/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Badassia
Viselli
The Golden Horde		 Victory
Timeline
04/08/2025 10:00 pm
Ordinary		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Dam dude
King dam
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/08/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Empire of Leon
Peelsj
Mayhem		 Victory
Timeline
04/08/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Terra Lupi Dei
Grinwulf
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/08/2025 01:55 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Serulum
Mr Neo
Rose		 Victory
Timeline
04/07/2025 09:41 pm
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Vermenie
MeneerVreemd
Gallowglass		 Victory
Timeline
04/06/2025 06:01 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Agnea
Atakke
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/06/2025 02:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The United Imperium
Rysander Regan
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/06/2025 02:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Palatinus
Magnus Gallant
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/05/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Santa Rosa
AtlasZX
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/05/2025 12:12 am
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Brainwave
Volturnus
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/04/2025 08:00 pm
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The North
Hansarius
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/04/2025 12:10 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Prussia
Frederick
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/04/2025 04:47 am
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Diminia
Arthur Holmes
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/03/2025 10:17 pm
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Kaltaria
Kal
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/03/2025 02:27 am
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Rosa
Icecy
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
04/02/2025 03:34 pm
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Komitet union
Bailey veach
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
04/02/2025 01:58 pm
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Great Vanguard of Scandia
Caladan Hornung
The Golden Horde		 Victory
Timeline
03/31/2025 06:05 pm
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Alpaca Federation
Alpaca
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
03/31/2025 01:56 am
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		StarGateCommand
General Jack Oneil
Black Knights		 War Expired
Timeline
03/31/2025 01:55 am
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Orcusvia
Alxxander
The Fighting Pacifists		 Victory
Timeline
03/31/2025 01:54 am
Attrition		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Rayziel Arkenia
Kyouharu
United Purple Nations		 Victory
Timeline
03/23/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar

None		 Victory
Timeline
03/20/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Wrathaz
El Commander
Grumpy Old Bastards Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/19/2025 11:47 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Metal land
Craigjones
The Immortals Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/18/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Benikar
Thinkledirk
Gallowglass		 Victory
Timeline
03/17/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Nevro
L-G100
LEGO City		 Victory
Timeline
03/16/2025 01:57 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Halechem
Isaac Lazarus
Guardian		 Defeat
Timeline
03/16/2025 12:37 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Mongolitana
MrBooty
Rose		 Truce
Timeline
03/16/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Union of Greater Itaburg
Reichstrand Vullfen
Darkstar		 Victory
Timeline
03/15/2025 11:57 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Seratova
Anthony Marquez
United Purple Nations		 Defeat
Timeline
03/15/2025 11:30 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Golden Way
J A Goldington
Rose		 Truce
Timeline
03/15/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar

The Syndicate Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/15/2025 12:13 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Drekkzonian Empire
Drekkza
Unforgiven Legion		 Victory
Timeline
03/14/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Communist State of Palestine
Vladimir Al-Ayyubi
Camelot		 Victory
Timeline
03/13/2025 09:27 pm
Raid		IXseed
Olive Higgins
The Golden Horde		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:58 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Renewed West Coast Enclave
Trevor Horn
The Laboratory		 Truce
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:56 pm
Ordinary		LaVale
Rageproject
The High Table		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:52 pm
Raid		Pandemonium Fortress
Riddick Osticles
The Golden Horde		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:22 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Republic of Aalten
Chancellor John
House Stark		 Truce
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:16 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Margaritaville
God-Emperor Jimmy
The Golden Horde		 Defeat
Timeline
03/13/2025 12:18 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Mensent
Paston
Goon Squad		 Truce
Timeline
03/12/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Wrathaz
El Commander
Grumpy Old Bastards Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/10/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Aurae
Aria Serielye
None		 Victory
Timeline
03/09/2025 10:04 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Staten Island
Benaron
Rose Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/09/2025 06:22 pm
Raid		Lockheed Martin
Munition Man
LEGO City		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
03/09/2025 06:10 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Nevro
L-G100
LEGO City		 Victory
Timeline
03/09/2025 04:52 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Mongolitana
MrBooty
Rose		 War Expired
Timeline
03/09/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Opallux
Athenalite
The Knights Radiant Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/08/2025 06:36 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		New United States Of America
Randomdud
Camelot		 Victory
Timeline
03/08/2025 02:11 pm
Raid		BasedDepartment
Brukai
The Syndicate		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
03/08/2025 11:54 am
Raid		United Republic Of Kazlandia
Rick
The Enterprise		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
03/08/2025 11:19 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar

The Syndicate Applicant		 Truce
Timeline
03/06/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Devon and Cornwall
Elizabeth the 2nd
None		 Truce
Timeline
03/06/2025 08:01 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		trash land
Limi
Goon Squad		 Victory
Timeline
03/06/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Lishistoria
Menhera
Chocolate Castle		 Truce
Timeline
03/06/2025 06:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Communist State of Palestine
Vladimir Al-Ayyubi
Camelot		 Victory
Timeline
03/05/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Jah Keved
Lordship
The Knights Radiant		 Victory
Timeline
03/04/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Wrathaz
El Commander
Grumpy Old Bastards Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/03/2025 09:13 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Arklium
Valbjorn Frost
The Fighting Pacifists Applicant		 War Expired
Timeline
03/02/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The Doge Empire
Supreme Doge Ruler
None		 Victory
Timeline
03/02/2025 02:32 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Muscogee Creek Confederacy
Mackle
Man I Love Frogs		 Victory
Timeline
03/02/2025 11:53 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Barbodia
Blaster
Vault-Tec Applicant		 War Expired
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:01 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Opallux
Athenalite
The Knights Radiant Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
03/01/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Ming
Joh
None		 Victory
Timeline
02/28/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Kingdom of Sverige
Queen Svante
None		 Victory
Timeline
02/28/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Krigets land
Jabberjay
The Knights Radiant		 Victory
Timeline
02/27/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		lahori kingdom
mohid
United Ummah		 Victory
Timeline
02/27/2025 12:12 pm
Raid		Nax Union
Rednax_luz_cats
Global Alliance & Treaty Organization		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
02/27/2025 09:34 am
Raid		Wahkidolia
Campbell I
Global Alliance & Treaty Organization		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
02/27/2025 12:11 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Terok Nor
Agathor
Name Withheld		 Victory
Timeline
02/27/2025 12:10 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Drekkzonian Empire
Drekkza
Unforgiven Legion		 Victory
Timeline
02/26/2025 10:30 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The Federation of Mankind
Mr_Puggy
Global Alliance & Treaty Organization		 Victory
Timeline
02/26/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		trash land
Limi
Goon Squad		 Victory
Timeline
02/24/2025 08:49 pm
Ordinary		Zithia
Realixx
Federated States of Orbis		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 War Expired
Timeline
02/24/2025 08:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar

Federated States of Orbis		 Truce
Timeline
02/24/2025 04:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Wrathaz
El Commander
Grumpy Old Bastards Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
02/24/2025 02:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		The Terminator
T-800
The Golden Horde Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
02/22/2025 02:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Purplelands
Keza Purple
Rose		 Defeat
Timeline
02/22/2025 02:00 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Kingdom of Portugal
Tiger
Weebunism		 Defeat
Timeline
02/22/2025 12:45 am
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Celtica
Lugus
The Fighting Pacifists		 Defeat
Timeline
02/21/2025 10:42 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Jordandia
Jojon
Camelot		 Truce
Timeline
02/21/2025 09:11 pm
Raid		Pandemonium Fortress
Riddick Osticles
The Golden Horde		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
02/21/2025 08:26 pm
Raid		Waverider
Kastor
Gamblers Anonymous		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
02/21/2025 08:26 pm
Raid		Kingdom of Bohemia
Charles IV
Gamblers Anonymous		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		 Defeat
Timeline
02/21/2025 08:20 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		HurleOmbre
Lydia HurleOmbre
Camelot		 Defeat
Timeline
02/21/2025 07:58 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Republic of Maphilindo
Jokowi
The Golden Horde		 Defeat
Timeline
02/19/2025 10:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Chungus
Lordjay
The Immortals Applicant		 Victory
Timeline
02/18/2025 12:00 pm
Raid		Bermistan
BRM
Knights Templar		Ares
Deecee
None		 Victory
Timeline