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The Great Darwinium of Slugs is a nation led by Goramn Buck Turgidson on the continent of Africa. The Great Darwinium of Slugs's government is a Banana Republic with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Great Darwinium of Slugs favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of The Great Darwinium of Slugs is the Canadian Dollar. At 3,812 days old, The Great Darwinium of Slugs is an ancient nation. The Great Darwinium of Slugs has a population of 5,993,760 and a land area of 344,344.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 17.41. Pollution in the nation is evident. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates. On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn. Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less": Shocked by this behavior, the forgetful colony founders prefer to complain about digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet. Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze. Racial tensions with the neighboring snail community have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy. In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under the friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot. They were then buried separately. Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues. This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone. For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty. Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to their bias, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.
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Proud owner of a weeboo
Grand Admiral of Arrgh for the entire duration of April 1st, 2022
Single-handed victor over Admin Alliance
Founder of Human Over
Here stands guard the pacifier of the pockyclypse and of southern corruption.
Ayy blamao!
Founder of Yarr
Founding member of Arrgh
Behold the lair of the most frequently demoted pirate in Orbis history.
“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.”
- Jonathan Swift
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1) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Bermistan BRM Citadel | 06/25/2025 01:04 pm | ![]() | ![]() (197 ea) | ![]() 06/25/2025 01:04 pm |
2) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Boltopia Yoti The Immortals | 06/24/2025 03:40 pm | ![]() | ![]() (6,775 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 03:43 pm |
3) | Kins town Kinns Guardian | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | 06/24/2025 12:05 pm | ![]() | ![]() (6,665 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 01:42 pm |
4) | Tan Red Horse CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL Spectre | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | 06/24/2025 12:23 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,600 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 01:40 pm |
5) | Tan Red Horse CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL Spectre | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | 06/24/2025 12:31 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,911 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 01:39 pm |
6) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Liyue Hu tao Weebunism | 06/24/2025 11:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (197 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 12:04 pm |
7) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Lichen Alej Weaponized Assault Penguins | 06/23/2025 07:22 pm | ![]() | ![]() (2,025 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 07:35 pm |
8) | Kantner Henry I The Immortals | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | 06/23/2025 07:04 pm | ![]() | ![]() (4,835 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 07:28 pm |
9) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Gullnain Ryne Union of Soviet Socialist Republics | 06/23/2025 07:25 pm | ![]() | ![]() (4,975 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 07:28 pm |
10) | Scherzo Sonata Pizzicato Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | 06/23/2025 07:16 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,589 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 07:27 pm |
11) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Republica Wreckpro The Republic of Libertas | 06/23/2025 07:20 pm | ![]() | ![]() (195 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 07:22 pm |
12) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Iliria The Illyrian Mayhem | 06/21/2025 12:42 am | ![]() | ![]() (200 ea) | ![]() 06/21/2025 12:48 am |
13) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Numark Nue The Library | 06/21/2025 12:42 am | ![]() | ![]() (200 ea) | ![]() 06/21/2025 12:48 am |
14) | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Hikarima Riku Weebunism | 06/21/2025 12:42 am | ![]() | ![]() (200 ea) | ![]() 06/21/2025 12:48 am |
15) | Granado BigSig Atlas Technologies | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | 06/21/2025 12:46 am | ![]() | ![]() (6,850 ea) | ![]() 06/21/2025 12:47 am |
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