The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates. On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn. Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less": Shocked by this behavior, the forgetful colony founders prefer to complain about digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet. Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze. Racial tensions with the neighboring snail community have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy. In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under the friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot. They were then buried separately. Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues. This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone. For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty. Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to their bias, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.

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Grand Admiral of Arrgh for the entire duration of April 1st, 2022

Single-handed victor over Admin Alliance

Founder of Human Over

Here stands guard the pacifier of the pockyclypse and of southern corruption.

Ayy blamao!

Founder of Yarr

Founding member of Arrgh

Behold the lair of the most frequently demoted pirate in Orbis history.

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.” 

- Jonathan Swift

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