The Great Darwinium of Slugs is a nation led by Goramn Buck Turgidson on the continent of Africa. The Great Darwinium of Slugs's government is a Banana Republic with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Great Darwinium of Slugs favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of The Great Darwinium of Slugs is the Canadian Dollar. At 3,626 days old, The Great Darwinium of Slugs is an ancient nation. The Great Darwinium of Slugs has a population of 5,970,329 and a land area of 343,470.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 17.38. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates. On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn. Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less": Shocked by this behavior, the forgetful colony founders prefer to complain about digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet. Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze. Racial tensions with the neighboring snail community have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy. In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under the friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot. They were then buried separately. Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues. This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone. For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty. Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to their bias, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.
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Grand Admiral of Arrgh for the entire duration of April 1st, 2022
Single-handed victor over Admin Alliance
Founder of Human Over
Here stands guard the pacifier of the pockyclypse and of southern corruption.
Ayy blamao!
Founder of Yarr
Founding member of Arrgh
Behold the lair of the most frequently demoted pirate in Orbis history.
“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.”
- Jonathan Swift
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Date | Aggressor | Defender | Information |
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12/18/2024 01:16 am Raid | There Them Weaponized Assault Penguins | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
12/18/2024 01:00 am Raid | Union of Proletariat Cheese Cheedows Weaponized Assault Penguins | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
12/18/2024 12:58 am Raid | Triador Nikolas Wolfe Weaponized Assault Penguins | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
12/17/2024 09:57 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Birdland Helium Raven Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
12/17/2024 09:52 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Western Union hidude45454 Oblivion | Victory Timeline |
12/11/2024 08:04 am Raid | GodChild Lucifer69 Pacific Pirates | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Victory Timeline |
12/09/2024 09:23 pm Raid | Tech Duinn wasteking Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
12/09/2024 08:38 pm Raid | Birdland Helium Raven Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
12/09/2024 01:39 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Subspace Ramona Nibelheim | Defeat Timeline |
12/09/2024 01:39 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Hotel Ockey5 Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
12/09/2024 01:39 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Harrenhal Petyr Baelish Oblivion | Victory Timeline |
12/09/2024 01:38 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Imladris Elrond Oblivion | Victory Timeline |
12/09/2024 01:37 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | BSKingdom BSKsplick Oblivion | Victory Timeline |
12/09/2024 01:36 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Vice Vice Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 10:48 pm Raid | Dreamcatcher Roquentin Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 10:07 pm Raid | Tech Duinn wasteking Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 10:07 pm Raid | Birdland Helium Raven Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 01:54 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Subspace Ramona Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 01:54 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Woodstockia Rob Geebivi Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 01:53 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Vice Vice Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 01:53 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Hotel Ockey5 Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 01:53 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Harrenhal Petyr Baelish Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
11/14/2024 01:52 pm Raid | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Imladris Elrond Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 04:44 pm Raid | Tech Duinn wasteking Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 03:05 pm Raid | Tan Red Horse CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL Dark Brotherhood | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 03:05 pm Raid | Dorin Plo Koon Dark Brotherhood | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 01:14 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Vice Vice Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 01:13 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Hotel Ockey5 Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 01:11 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | BSKingdom BSKsplick Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 01:09 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Imladris Elrond Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 01:03 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | ToxicPepper ToxicPepper Dark Brotherhood | Defeat Timeline |
10/25/2024 01:02 pm Ordinary | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Birdland Helium Raven Oblivion | Defeat Timeline |
10/17/2024 02:11 am Raid | Tan Red Horse CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL Dark Brotherhood | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
10/17/2024 02:11 am Raid | Dorin Plo Koon Dark Brotherhood | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
10/17/2024 02:11 am Raid | ToxicPepper ToxicPepper Dark Brotherhood | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
10/16/2024 04:23 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | GodChild Lucifer69 The Eternity | Victory Timeline |
10/12/2024 02:38 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | GodChild Lucifer69 The Eternity | Victory Timeline |
10/02/2024 10:31 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | GodChild Lucifer69 The Eternity | Victory Timeline |
09/24/2024 09:56 am Raid | GodChild Lucifer69 The Eternity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |