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Darwinium of Slugs


The Great Darwinium of Slugs is a nation led by Goramn Buck Turgidson on the continent of Africa. The Great Darwinium of Slugs's government is a Banana Republic with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Great Darwinium of Slugs favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of The Great Darwinium of Slugs is the Canadian Dollar. At 3,626 days old, The Great Darwinium of Slugs is an ancient nation. The Great Darwinium of Slugs has a population of 5,970,329 and a land area of 343,470.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 17.38. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates. On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn. Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less": Shocked by this behavior, the forgetful colony founders prefer to complain about digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet. Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze. Racial tensions with the neighboring snail community have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy. In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under the friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot. They were then buried separately. Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues. This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone. For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty. Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to their bias, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.

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Grand Admiral of Arrgh for the entire duration of April 1st, 2022

 

Single-handed victor over Admin Alliance

 

Founder of Human Over

 

Here stands guard the pacifier of the pockyclypse and of southern corruption.

Ayy blamao!

 

Founder of Yarr

 

Founding member of Arrgh

 

Behold the lair of the most frequently demoted pirate in Orbis history.

 

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.” 

- Jonathan Swift

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
12/18/2024 01:16 am
Raid
There
Them
Weaponized Assault Penguins
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
12/18/2024 01:00 am
Raid
Union of Proletariat Cheese
Cheedows
Weaponized Assault Penguins
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
12/18/2024 12:58 am
Raid
Triador
Nikolas Wolfe
Weaponized Assault Penguins
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
12/17/2024 09:57 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Birdland
Helium Raven
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
12/17/2024 09:52 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Western Union
hidude45454
Oblivion
Victory
Timeline
12/11/2024 08:04 am
Raid
GodChild
Lucifer69
Pacific Pirates
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Victory
Timeline
12/09/2024 09:23 pm
Raid
Tech Duinn
wasteking
Oblivion
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
12/09/2024 08:38 pm
Raid
Birdland
Helium Raven
Oblivion
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
12/09/2024 01:39 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Subspace
Ramona
Nibelheim
Defeat
Timeline
12/09/2024 01:39 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Hotel
Ockey5
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
12/09/2024 01:39 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Harrenhal
Petyr Baelish
Oblivion
Victory
Timeline
12/09/2024 01:38 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Imladris
Elrond
Oblivion
Victory
Timeline
12/09/2024 01:37 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
BSKingdom
BSKsplick
Oblivion
Victory
Timeline
12/09/2024 01:36 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Vice
Vice
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 10:48 pm
Raid
Dreamcatcher
Roquentin
Oblivion
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 10:07 pm
Raid
Tech Duinn
wasteking
Oblivion
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 10:07 pm
Raid
Birdland
Helium Raven
Oblivion
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 01:54 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Subspace
Ramona
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 01:54 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Woodstockia
Rob Geebivi
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 01:53 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Vice
Vice
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 01:53 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Hotel
Ockey5
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 01:53 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Harrenhal
Petyr Baelish
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
11/14/2024 01:52 pm
Raid
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Imladris
Elrond
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 04:44 pm
Raid
Tech Duinn
wasteking
Oblivion
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 03:05 pm
Raid
Tan Red Horse
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
Dark Brotherhood
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 03:05 pm
Raid
Dorin
Plo Koon
Dark Brotherhood
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 01:14 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Vice
Vice
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 01:13 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Hotel
Ockey5
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 01:11 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
BSKingdom
BSKsplick
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 01:09 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Imladris
Elrond
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 01:03 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
ToxicPepper
ToxicPepper
Dark Brotherhood
Defeat
Timeline
10/25/2024 01:02 pm
Ordinary
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Birdland
Helium Raven
Oblivion
Defeat
Timeline
10/17/2024 02:11 am
Raid
Tan Red Horse
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
Dark Brotherhood
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
10/17/2024 02:11 am
Raid
Dorin
Plo Koon
Dark Brotherhood
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
10/17/2024 02:11 am
Raid
ToxicPepper
ToxicPepper
Dark Brotherhood
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline
10/16/2024 04:23 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
GodChild
Lucifer69
The Eternity
Victory
Timeline
10/12/2024 02:38 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
GodChild
Lucifer69
The Eternity
Victory
Timeline
10/02/2024 10:31 pm
Attrition
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
GodChild
Lucifer69
The Eternity
Victory
Timeline
09/24/2024 09:56 am
Raid
GodChild
Lucifer69
The Eternity
Darwinium of Slugs
Buck Turgidson
Arrgh
Defeat
Timeline