The Great Darwinium of Slugs is a nation led by Goramn Buck Turgidson on the continent of Africa. The Great Darwinium of Slugs's government is a Banana Republic with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Great Darwinium of Slugs favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of The Great Darwinium of Slugs is the Canadian Dollar. At 3,358 days old, The Great Darwinium of Slugs is an ancient nation. The Great Darwinium of Slugs has a population of 8,761,356 and a land area of 323,450.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 27.09. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates. On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn. Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less": Shocked by this behavior, the forgetful colony founders prefer to complain about digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet. Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze. Racial tensions with the neighboring snail community have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy. In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under the friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot. They were then buried separately. Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues. This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone. For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty. Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to their bias, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.
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Grand Admiral of Arrgh for the entire duration of April 1st, 2022
Single-handed victor over Admin Alliance
Founder of Human Over
Here stands guard the pacifier of the pockyclypse and of southern corruption.
Ayy blamao!
Founder of Yarr
Founding member of Arrgh
Behold the lair of the most frequently demoted pirate in Orbis history.
“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.”
- Jonathan Swift
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03/12/2024 07:30 pm Raid | Nashdar Nashdar Apex Factory | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
03/12/2024 12:07 pm Raid | United Socialist Formation AnarchicalAnarchist Cult of Canyon | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
03/12/2024 08:00 am Raid | Othu Black Oily Men Racoon Squad | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
03/04/2024 07:56 am Raid | BettaEmpire BettaChecka Singularity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
03/04/2024 06:00 am Raid | Sheol Abaddon Singularity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
03/04/2024 06:00 am Raid | Roan Anri Singularity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
02/24/2024 11:39 pm Raid | Roan Anri Singularity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
02/24/2024 11:39 pm Raid | Sheol Abaddon Singularity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
02/24/2024 11:39 pm Raid | BettaEmpire BettaChecka Singularity | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
02/09/2024 01:38 pm Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Westerosi Tyrion Lannister The Immortals | Defeat Timeline |
01/30/2024 01:52 am Ordinary | Kingdom Of Dark Dark Lord Grumpy Old Bastards | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
01/30/2024 01:49 am Raid | Fikingdom Fido Grumpy Old Bastards | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
01/30/2024 01:46 am Attrition | Packet Switched Network Hamiltenor Grumpy Old Bastards | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
01/30/2024 12:43 am Attrition | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Westerosi Tyrion Lannister The Immortals | Defeat Timeline |
01/28/2024 10:03 am Attrition | Birdland Helium Raven Oblivion | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Truce Timeline |
01/20/2024 07:56 pm Raid | Habibi Party Deraj micro pockyclypse | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |
01/20/2024 07:46 pm Raid | Smokers Kim Pockyman micro pockyclypse | Darwinium of Slugs Buck Turgidson Arrgh | Defeat Timeline |