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Welcome to the Kingdom of Nowhere, located on an island somewhere... come visit, if you can find your way here. 

 

Baseball players: if I'm playing away games, please tip 40% or I will (probably) embargo you. If you want to play more games with me, join this baseball Discord: https://discord.gg/UEe2vgU, and my username is JDTech. 

 

History: 

2024.11.05 — The Legion of Dawn → The Spectre

2024.06.11 — 15th nuke, Shilo (hi nuke turret)

2024.05.19 — 14th nuke, Khalidor

2024.05.19 — 13th nuke, Celess Mob (hi nuke turret)

2024.05.18 — 12th nuke, Vinland (old!)

12.24.2022 — Treasure o.O  The Terracotta Army treasure has spawned in your nation!

12.17.2022 – Anti-Proliferation ✔️

11.14.2022 – Ninth nuke, thanks to The Brotherhood of Steel (another year, another nook)

09.14.2021 — Eighth nuke, thanks to Magnicia (wow took nearly a year!)

11.03.20 — Seventh nuke, thanks to Ariassa

10.31.20 — First nuke launched on spooky day

You detonated a nuclear weapon upon the nation of Scandinavia led by StockHunter. The attack destroyed 1,731.00 infrastructure in the city of Stockholm, and killed approximately 172,875 people, you monster! You also destroyed a steel mill and a shopping mall.

10.29.20 — FINALLY GOT NUKES

08.31.20 — Dogpile complete, eh not bad, didn't even get nooked 

08.22.20 — Yay Minister of Machines (TCW)

08.21.20 — Yay dogpile global war xD 

06.09.20 — Camelot was fun... but exploring TCW now :D 

02.07.20 — Pursuing a new life in Camelot (AD of Technology) 

02.06.20 — It's a sad day, RIP BK... 

10.09.19 — Sixth nuke, thanks to carvell 

9.15.19 — Fifth nuke, thanks to Old Brittannic 

9.13.19 — Third + fourth nuke, thanks to Forrests Critters 

3.4.19 — First + second nuke! Thanks to The Polish Empire 

10.19.18 — Second global conflict! 

06.22.18 — First Duke of Econ (BK) + AD of Technology 

05.20.18 — Duke of Econ (BK) 

04.18 — First global conflict! 

03.07.18 — Zodiac merger into BK :( 

01.09.18 — Joined Zodiac! 

01.08.18 — Nation created!

 

WARNING: No raids will be tolerated, ya better hope you get gud. 

 

Gud hit:

You detonated a nuclear weapon upon the nation of Eternal Empire led by Nox. The attack destroyed 1,950.00 infrastructure in the city of Wayfar, and killed approximately 194,747 people, you monster! You also destroyed a nuclear power plant and a factory, plus 250 tanks.

 

Gud defence (6 in a row o.O):

5/18 10:52 pmEmpress Kiridiana of Khalidor launched a missile upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was unsuccessful because your Iron Dome National Project shot down the missile before it hit.
05/18 04:23 pmJarl RagnarBuliwyf of Vinland attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.
05/18 04:03 pmRabble Rouser Celess of Celess Mob attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.
05/16 11:57 amCmon Gang Mystery Incorporated of Mystery Incorporated launched a missile upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was unsuccessful because your Iron Dome National Project shot down the missile before it hit.
05/15 06:06 pmCmon Gang Mystery Incorporated of Mystery Incorporated launched a missile upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was unsuccessful because your Iron Dome National Project shot down the missile before it hit.
05/15 03:13 amCmon Gang Mystery Incorporated of Mystery Incorporated attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.

 

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1)Death Cavalry
Schera Zade
Citadel
The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
08/29/2025
04:11 pm
Oil 2,668Sell 24,809,732
(9,299 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
04:23 pm
2)Death Cavalry
Schera Zade
Citadel
The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
08/29/2025
04:11 pm
Oil 500Sell 4,649,500
(9,299 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
04:13 pm
3)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Norge
Henrik
Grumpy Old Bastards
08/29/2025
02:50 am
Bauxite 4,972Sell 47,935,052
(9,641 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
07:16 am
4)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Capernia
Diocletian
The Legion
08/29/2025
02:50 am
Bauxite 1,000Sell 9,641,000
(9,641 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
04:30 am
5)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Vaalantar
Saphire
None
08/29/2025
02:50 am
Bauxite 20Sell 192,820
(9,641 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
04:29 am
6)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Vaalantar
Saphire
None
08/29/2025
02:50 am
Bauxite 8Sell 77,128
(9,641 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
04:25 am
7)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
The Rose Garden
Gardener T
Grumpy Old Bastards
08/29/2025
02:50 am
Bauxite 7,000Sell 67,487,000
(9,641 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
03:52 am
8)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Egg empire
Eggler
The Iron Vault
08/29/2025
02:50 am
Bauxite 2,000Sell 19,282,000
(9,641 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
03:49 am
9)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Lunchboxistan
Lunchbox
The Knights Radiant
08/28/2025
10:42 pm
Bauxite 9,000Sell 89,892,000
(9,988 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/29/2025
12:28 am
10)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Cheesetopia
Supercheese
Citadel
08/27/2025
06:16 am
Bauxite 15,000Sell 131,760,000
(8,784 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/27/2025
08:14 pm
11)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Virandor
Takuma
Weebunism
08/27/2025
03:18 am
Bauxite 400Sell 3,515,200
(8,788 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/27/2025
05:03 am
12)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Makedonia
Alexandros o Megas
Grumpy Old Bastards
08/27/2025
03:18 am
Bauxite 1,640Sell 14,412,320
(8,788 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/27/2025
04:55 am
13)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Cardinals Nation
Wizel16
The Knights Radiant
08/27/2025
03:17 am
Gasoline 15,000Sell 113,970,000
(7,598 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/27/2025
03:56 am
14)The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
Gullnain
Ryne
United Socialist Nations
08/27/2025
03:18 am
Bauxite 6,000Sell 52,494,000
(8,749 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/27/2025
03:33 am
15)The True North Republic
SloppyBurrito
Citadel
The Kingdom of Nowhere
JDTech
Spectre
08/25/2025
07:57 pm
Steel 2,840Sell 20,164,000
(7,100 ea)
Accepted Accepted
08/27/2025
03:19 am

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