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The Kingdom of Nowhere

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The Kingdom of Nowhere is a nation led by Technofox JDTech on the continent of Africa. The Kingdom of Nowhere's government is a Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Kingdom of Nowhere favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Kingdom of Nowhere is the Bitcoin. At 2,539 days old, The Kingdom of Nowhere is an ancient nation. The Kingdom of Nowhere has a population of 14,087,444 and a land area of 114,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 123.57. Pollution in the nation is a problem. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


Welcome to the Kingdom of Nowhere, located on an island somewhere... come visit, if you can find your way here. 

 

Baseball players: if I'm playing away games, please tip 40% or I will (probably) embargo you. If you want to play more games with me, join this baseball Discord: https://discord.gg/UEe2vgU, and my username is JDTech. 

 

History: 

2024.11.05 — The Legion of Dawn → The Spectre

2024.06.11 — 15th nuke, Shilo (hi nuke turret)

2024.05.19 — 14th nuke, Khalidor

2024.05.19 — 13th nuke, Celess Mob (hi nuke turret)

2024.05.18 — 12th nuke, Vinland (old!)

12.24.2022 — Treasure o.O  The Terracotta Army treasure has spawned in your nation!

12.17.2022 – Anti-Proliferation ✔️

11.14.2022 – Ninth nuke, thanks to The Brotherhood of Steel (another year, another nook)

09.14.2021 — Eighth nuke, thanks to Magnicia (wow took nearly a year!)

11.03.20 — Seventh nuke, thanks to Ariassa

10.31.20 — First nuke launched on spooky day

You detonated a nuclear weapon upon the nation of Scandinavia led by StockHunter. The attack destroyed 1,731.00 infrastructure in the city of Stockholm, and killed approximately 172,875 people, you monster! You also destroyed a steel mill and a shopping mall.

10.29.20 — FINALLY GOT NUKES

08.31.20 — Dogpile complete, eh not bad, didn't even get nooked 

08.22.20 — Yay Minister of Machines (TCW)

08.21.20 — Yay dogpile global war xD 

06.09.20 — Camelot was fun... but exploring TCW now :D 

02.07.20 — Pursuing a new life in Camelot (AD of Technology) 

02.06.20 — It's a sad day, RIP BK... 

10.09.19 — Sixth nuke, thanks to carvell 

9.15.19 — Fifth nuke, thanks to Old Brittannic 

9.13.19 — Third + fourth nuke, thanks to Forrests Critters 

3.4.19 — First + second nuke! Thanks to The Polish Empire 

10.19.18 — Second global conflict! 

06.22.18 — First Duke of Econ (BK) + AD of Technology 

05.20.18 — Duke of Econ (BK) 

04.18 — First global conflict! 

03.07.18 — Zodiac merger into BK :( 

01.09.18 — Joined Zodiac! 

01.08.18 — Nation created!

 

WARNING: No raids will be tolerated, ya better hope you get gud. 

 

Gud hit:

You detonated a nuclear weapon upon the nation of Eternal Empire led by Nox. The attack destroyed 1,950.00 infrastructure in the city of Wayfar, and killed approximately 194,747 people, you monster! You also destroyed a nuclear power plant and a factory, plus 250 tanks.

 

Gud defence (6 in a row o.O):

5/18 10:52 pmEmpress Kiridiana of Khalidor launched a missile upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was unsuccessful because your Iron Dome National Project shot down the missile before it hit.
05/18 04:23 pmJarl RagnarBuliwyf of Vinland attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.
05/18 04:03 pmRabble Rouser Celess of Celess Mob attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.
05/16 11:57 amCmon Gang Mystery Incorporated of Mystery Incorporated launched a missile upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was unsuccessful because your Iron Dome National Project shot down the missile before it hit.
05/15 06:06 pmCmon Gang Mystery Incorporated of Mystery Incorporated launched a missile upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was unsuccessful because your Iron Dome National Project shot down the missile before it hit.
05/15 03:13 amCmon Gang Mystery Incorporated of Mystery Incorporated attempted to detonate a nuclear weapon upon your nation of The Kingdom of Nowhere. The attack was thwarted by your Vital Defense System National Project.

 

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: The Kingdom of Nowhere
Leader Name: JDTech
Currency: Currency Image
Bitcoin
National Animal: National Animal Image
Bald eagle
History:
Geography
Continent: Africa
Land Area: 183,464.76 sq. km
Terrain:
Highest Peak: , 0 meters
Lowest Valley: , 0 meters
Climate:
People & Society
Population: 14,087,444 people
Demonym:
Demonym Plural:
Ethnic Groups: - 0.0%
Languages: - 0.0%
Religions: - 0.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 0 years
Obesity: 0%
Alcohol Users: 0%
Tobacco Users: 0%
Cannabis Users: 0%
Hard Drug Users: 0%
Economy
Description:
Average Yearly Income: $261.42
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $15,325,247,901.00
GDP per Capita: $1,087.87
Gross National Income (GNI): $7,037,389,435.00
Industries:
Military
History: The military forces of The Kingdom of Nowhere consists solely of cutting edge cyber-defence and offensive hackers. Considering our desolate location, it's the most efficient way to eliminate our enemies.
Soldiers: 570,000
Tanks: 47,500
Aircraft: 2,850
Ships: 570
Missiles: 8
Nuclear Weapons: 4
Last Updated: 09/03/2020 10:47 pm