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The Noobheim Junta
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The Noobheim Junta is a nation led by Secretary General The Secretary on the continent of Europe. The Noobheim Junta's government is a Dictatorship with very conservative social policies. Economically, The Noobheim Junta favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Noobheim Junta is the The Gold Standard. At 157 days old, The Noobheim Junta is a mature nation. The Noobheim Junta has a population of 2,084,445 and a land area of 24,504.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 85.07. Pollution in the nation is a disaster. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

"Hyperinflation? Start distributing our Gold Reserves"

-The Secretary General Of The Noobheim Junta 

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Selling Nation Buying Nation Date Offered Offer Return Status
1)Clogged Up Toilet
Insert Name Here
Pokimans		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		11/03/2024
10:21 pm		Aluminum 4,000Sell 12,892,000
(3,223 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:21 pm
2)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Kalebo
Yeetmaster
Singularity		11/03/2024
10:53 pm		Steel 3,500Buy 13,723,500
(3,921 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:21 pm
3)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Kalebo
Yeetmaster
Singularity		11/03/2024
10:52 pm		Iron 1,200Buy 4,537,200
(3,781 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:20 pm
4)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Cheddarland
Cheddar
The Knights Radiant		11/03/2024
09:39 pm		Uranium 3,000Buy 8,784,000
(2,928 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:19 pm
5)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Goatopia
Caprae
Singularity		11/03/2024
08:35 pm		Food 40,000Buy 5,480,000
(137 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:18 pm
6)Austreich
Leopold von Habsburg
The Syndicate		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		11/03/2024
04:52 pm		Gasoline 4,000Sell 13,400,000
(3,350 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:17 pm
7)Cheddarland
Cheddar
The Knights Radiant		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		11/03/2024
10:29 pm		Steel 6,169Sell 25,218,872
(4,088 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:16 pm
8)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		11/03/2024
08:52 pm		Coal 4,000Buy 14,204,000
(3,551 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:15 pm
9)Goatopia
Caprae
Singularity		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		11/03/2024
09:34 pm		Food 111,598Sell 15,735,318
(141 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
11/03/2024
11:15 pm
10)Frogonia
Jeremiah
The Meat Men		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		10/27/2024
10:55 pm		Uranium 4,200Sell 13,074,600
(3,113 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
10/27/2024
11:16 pm
11)Elidysian Empire
Anthosian
Eclipse		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		10/27/2024
11:06 pm		Uranium 2,600Sell 8,031,400
(3,089 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
10/27/2024
11:16 pm
12)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Cheddarland
Cheddar
The Knights Radiant		10/24/2024
02:39 am		Iron 1,400Buy 5,237,400
(3,741 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
10/24/2024
05:32 am
13)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		Felandia
Felandos
Grumpy Old Bastards		10/24/2024
05:09 am		Iron 350Buy 1,312,500
(3,750 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
10/24/2024
05:32 am
14)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		VARAT
Ankan
Rose		10/24/2024
05:24 am		Iron 100Buy 377,500
(3,775 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
10/24/2024
05:32 am
15)Felandia
Felandos
Grumpy Old Bastards		The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem		10/24/2024
05:02 am		Food 50,000Sell 6,100,000
(122 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
10/24/2024
05:32 am

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