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The Noobheim Junta


The Noobheim Junta is a nation led by Secretary General The Secretary on the continent of Europe. The Noobheim Junta's government is a Dictatorship with very conservative social policies. Economically, The Noobheim Junta favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Noobheim Junta is the The Gold Standard. At 307 days old, The Noobheim Junta is an old nation. The Noobheim Junta has a population of 6,001,563 and a land area of 46,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 130.47. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


"Hyperinflation? Start distributing our Gold Reserves"

-The Secretary General Of The Noobheim Junta 

 

 

FIRST BANKRUPTCY:

21 NOV 2024

 

All citizens of Noobheim are now legally mandated to sleep on government sanctioned automatic sleeper sofas

 


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Selling Nation Buying Nation Date Offered Offer Return Status
1)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Kins town
Kinns
Guardian
04/03/2025
09:17 pm
Coal 3,000Buy 11,703,000
(3,901 ea)
Accepted Accepted
04/03/2025
11:14 pm
2)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Bonnaroo
deja
The Lost Mines
04/03/2025
08:59 pm
Coal 201Buy 804,201
(4,001 ea)
Accepted Accepted
04/03/2025
11:13 pm
3)Sheol
Abaddon
Singularity
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
04/03/2025
05:24 pm
Food 14,000Sell 3,920,000
(280 ea)
Accepted Accepted
04/03/2025
11:08 pm
4)Elder Tale
Shiroe
Guardian
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/31/2025
06:48 pm
Food 3,000Sell 909,000
(303 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/31/2025
06:56 pm
5)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Elder Tale
Shiroe
Guardian
03/31/2025
06:49 pm
Food 20,000Buy 5,600,000
(280 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/31/2025
06:55 pm
6)GrasTium
Syzokel
The Syndicate
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/31/2025
01:39 pm
Aluminum 2,000Sell 5,858,000
(2,929 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/31/2025
06:55 pm
7)TLK Canada
Levei
Grumpy Old Bastards
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/31/2025
03:00 pm
Steel 3,759Sell 15,859,221
(4,219 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/31/2025
06:54 pm
8)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Kins town
Kinns
Guardian
03/31/2025
06:33 pm
Coal 2,400Buy 8,889,600
(3,704 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/31/2025
06:54 pm
9)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Helmajia
Mituss Traianche
Rose
03/30/2025
08:44 am
Coal 4,000Buy 15,188,000
(3,797 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/30/2025
09:29 am
10)Touchers
Soul Toucher
World Task Force
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/26/2025
12:12 pm
Food 47,850Sell 11,244,750
(235 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/26/2025
12:39 pm
11)Siebenwind
Kondor
LEGO City
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/25/2025
08:18 am
Munitions 3,000Sell 6,054,000
(2,018 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/25/2025
09:27 am
12)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Middle Earth
Azaghul
The Knights Radiant
03/24/2025
11:22 pm
Coal 3,700Buy 13,838,000
(3,740 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/25/2025
09:11 am
13)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Kins town
Kinns
Guardian
03/25/2025
12:49 am
Coal 720Buy 2,694,240
(3,742 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/25/2025
09:11 am
14)Ruination
Blink
Myrmidons
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/20/2025
09:07 pm
Munitions 1,000Sell 1,920,000
(1,920 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/21/2025
12:56 am
15)Ruination
Blink
Myrmidons
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
03/20/2025
09:07 pm
Munitions 1,000Sell 1,920,000
(1,920 ea)
Accepted Accepted
03/21/2025
12:55 am

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