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The Noobheim Junta


The Noobheim Junta is a nation led by Secretary General The Secretary on the continent of Europe. The Noobheim Junta's government is a Dictatorship with very conservative social policies. Economically, The Noobheim Junta favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Noobheim Junta is the The Gold Standard. At 368 days old, The Noobheim Junta is an ancient nation. The Noobheim Junta has a population of 6,223,718 and a land area of 47,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 131.03. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


"Hyperinflation? Start distributing our Gold Reserves"

-The Secretary General Of The Noobheim Junta 

 

 

FIRST BANKRUPTCY:

21 NOV 2024

 

All citizens of Noobheim are now legally mandated to sleep on government sanctioned automatic sleeper sofas

 


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Selling Nation Buying Nation Date Offered Offer Return Status
1)Nippon
Ase Shibuki
Guardian
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
06/02/2025
03:19 am
Aluminum 2,500Sell 16,000,000
(6,400 ea)
Accepted Accepted
06/02/2025
03:19 am
2)Blik
Marvel Blazee
Weaponized Assault Penguins
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
06/01/2025
08:59 pm
Steel 2,500Sell 15,000,000
(6,000 ea)
Accepted Accepted
06/02/2025
03:19 am
3)AaTr
Aayush&
Rose
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
06/02/2025
03:07 am
Munitions 2,000Sell 5,560,000
(2,780 ea)
Accepted Accepted
06/02/2025
03:19 am
4)AaTr
Aayush&
Rose
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
06/02/2025
03:07 am
Gasoline 900Sell 3,643,200
(4,048 ea)
Accepted Accepted
06/02/2025
03:19 am
5)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
06/02/2025
02:58 am
Food 150,000Sell 36,750,000
(245 ea)
Accepted Accepted
06/02/2025
03:18 am
6)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Tan Red Horse
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
Spectre
06/01/2025
10:07 pm
Coal 3,611Buy 15,242,031
(4,221 ea)
Accepted Accepted
06/02/2025
03:18 am
7)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
05/27/2025
11:12 pm
Food 100,000Sell 22,700,000
(227 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/28/2025
06:11 am
8)Palmas Doradas
Wave
THE SOVEREIGN SYNDICATE
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
05/28/2025
06:09 am
Food 79,200Sell 17,899,200
(226 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/28/2025
06:11 am
9)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Cheddarland
Cheddar
The Knights Radiant
05/25/2025
02:08 pm
Gasoline 12,000Buy 46,224,000
(3,852 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/25/2025
02:44 pm
10)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Cheddarland
Cheddar
The Knights Radiant
05/25/2025
02:08 pm
Gasoline 30Buy 115,560
(3,852 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/25/2025
02:43 pm
11)Dwaraka
Priyamvad
Eclipse
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
05/25/2025
02:31 pm
Steel 3,430Sell 20,576,570
(5,999 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/25/2025
02:43 pm
12)AMOGUS
Imposter
The Knights Radiant
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
05/25/2025
12:55 pm
Aluminum 2,500Sell 14,445,000
(5,778 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/25/2025
02:43 pm
13)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
05/25/2025
01:40 pm
Munitions 2,500Sell 6,170,000
(2,468 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/25/2025
02:42 pm
14)Stillhard
Stillhard
Eclipse
The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
05/25/2025
11:23 am
Gasoline 15,100Sell 66,364,500
(4,395 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/25/2025
02:41 pm
15)The Noobheim Junta
The Secretary
Panem
Kingdom of Bohemia
Charles IV
Gamblers Anonymous
05/22/2025
03:54 pm
Coal 4,000Buy 15,248,000
(3,812 ea)
Accepted Accepted
05/24/2025
06:39 am

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