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The Coalition of Eldritch States is a nation led by President Neo Noir on the continent of North America. The Coalition of Eldritch States's government is a Constitutional Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Coalition of Eldritch States favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Coalition of Eldritch States is the Gold Standard. At 2,097 days old, The Coalition of Eldritch States is an ancient nation. The Coalition of Eldritch States has a population of 3,730,099 and a land area of 70,425.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 52.97. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,
It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,
It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
Oh my dear, It’s very clear,
That you did something wrong,
And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,
With punishment and this soooong.
It ain’t gravy, Or clams,
It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
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