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Eldritch States

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It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,

It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,

It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

Oh my dear, It’s very clear,

That you did something wrong,

And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,

With punishment and this soooong.

It ain’t gravy, Or clams,

It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

Basic Information
Nation Name: Eldritch States
Leader Name: Neo Noir
Nation ID: 157915
Awards:
Founded: 03/26/2019 (2,347 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active 5 hours ago
Discord Username:agentqwas
Unique ID: ded4dfb491447ce4696620a55
International Relations
Alliance: Samurai Alliance Flag
🥷 Samurai
Alliance Seniority:473 days
Color Trade Bloc: Samurai Red
Commendations: 59
Denouncements: 9
Nation Page Visits: 40,749
Economic
Population: 3,922,103
Infrastructure: 27,105.16
Land Area: 73,475 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 53.38 people/sq. mi
GDP: $5,597,144,310.00
GDP per Capita: $1,427.08
GNI: $2,698,457,045.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Gold Standard
Domestic
Government Type: Constitutional Republic Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Urbanization Urbanization Icon
Social Policies: Moderate
State Religion: Fonzism Fonzism
National Animal: National Animal ImageChuck Norris
Approval Rating: 0% (-308.74)
Pollution Index: 1,090 points
Radiation Index: 183.93 R (Global: 197.10 R)
OBL Team: Homers
Military
Nation Rank: #1,998 of 11,037 Nations (18.10%)
Nation Score: More Information 5,109.88
War Policy: Help Pirate Pirate Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed: 		441,000
34,092,325
29,434,647
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed: 		12,154
1,495,658
1,181,530
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed: 		2,090
109,806
91,609
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed: 		0
10,967
10,063
Spies:
Lost:
Captured: 		9
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten: 		9
257
79
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 2
98
42
Military Research
Ground Capacity
Ground Cost
Air Capacity
Air Cost
Naval Capacity
Naval Cost 		Total: 0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 527,277.90
Infrastructure Lost: 436,954.00
Money Looted: $1,504,049,899.45
Wars Won: 207
Wars Lost: 208
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

Map
31 Cities [M]
Nation Activity
08/29 04:39 am - Eldritch States declared war on Treasure Island for the reason of "Womp Womp".
08/29 04:33 am - Eldritch States declared war on Galactic Texan Empire for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
08/29 12:46 am - Eldritch States declared war on The New Persia for the reason of "Error detected: Your nation must be eliminated. Initiating war sequence.".
08/29 12:32 am - Eldritch States declared war on Togoshi for the reason of "Your defiance insults Rome's honor.".
08/29 12:23 am - Eldritch States declared war on Crete for the reason of "You've been very unfair, very bad. War is coming, and it's going to be tremendous.".
08/29 12:18 am - Eldritch States changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Red.
08/13 10:27 am - xDragox of Deutschland II has publicly commended the nation of Eldritch States.
08/13 08:45 am - Eldritch States had war declared by The 2nd Kingdom Of Doomland for the reason of "Counter".
08/12 05:26 pm - Eldritch States declared war on The Empire of Bahria for the reason of "You denounced me? War. Like, who even does that?!".
08/12 05:22 pm - Eldritch States declared war on Dominion of Honor for the reason of "Hasta la vista, baby!".
08/12 05:15 pm - Eldritch States declared war on State Of Noashington for the reason of "Your existence is inefficient. War protocol activated.".
08/09 11:27 pm - Prae of Fennec has publicly commended the nation of Eldritch States.
08/09 10:28 pm - Eldritch States changed their Color Trade Bloc from Pink to Red.
08/03 03:46 pm - Opsi Anon of Metanoia has publicly commended the nation of Eldritch States.
07/31 05:26 am - Eleazar changed the alliance position of Neo Noir from 👹 Elite Daimyo to 🥷 Samurai.
07/24 01:36 am - Fresco of Black Banner Corporation has publicly commended the nation of Eldritch States.
07/14 03:40 am - Furmen of Wolfsberg has publicly commended the nation of Eldritch States.
07/14 03:16 am - Eldritch States changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Pink.
07/07 11:58 pm - Eldritch States had war declared by Spes Nova for the reason of "Your memes are outdated. Prepare for battle.".
07/07 11:36 pm - Eldritch States had war declared by Amabri for the reason of "For TFP glory!!".
07/07 04:15 am - Eldritch States had war declared by Imperial Republic of Taran for the reason of "Your citizens are too happy. Time to bring some chaos.".
07/06 09:50 pm - Eldritch States changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Pink.
07/01 04:10 am - Eldritch States changed their Color Trade Bloc from Red to Pink.
06/30 10:38 pm - Eldritch States had war declared by Geordie Land for the reason of "TFP COUNTER".
06/26 07:33 am - Eldritch States had war declared by Ichiban for the reason of "Arrgh!".
06/25 05:55 pm - Eldritch States changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Red.
06/18 07:24 am - Eldritch States had war declared by Geordie Land for the reason of "TFP COUNTER".
06/17 12:10 pm - Eldritch States had war declared by Ichiban for the reason of "TFP Counter".
06/16 02:38 pm - Tanqmonstr of Alicante Royalty has publicly commended the nation of Eldritch States.
06/14 09:18 pm - Eldritch States declared war on House Targaryen for the reason of "Your flag colors clash with our aesthetic. This means war!".
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12 National Projects
Center for Civil Engineering
Clinical Research Center
Intelligence Agency
International Trade Center
Iron Dome
Missile Launch Pad
Nuclear Research Facility
Propaganda Bureau
Recycling Initiative
Space Program
Uranium Enrichment Program
Vital Defense System