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It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,

It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,

It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

Oh my dear, It’s very clear,

That you did something wrong,

And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,

With punishment and this soooong.

It ain’t gravy, Or clams,

It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Eldritch States
Leader Name: Neo Noir
Currency: Currency Image
Gold Standard
National Animal: National Animal Image
Chuck Norris
History: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Geography
Continent: North America
Land Area: 119,855.60 sq. km
Terrain: The Unified Territories contain dense woodlands bordering the cities, and a relatively consistent elavation.
Highest Peak: Mt. Atlas, 1,247 meters
Lowest Valley: Hellfire Canyon, -9,999 meters
Climate: The climate is slightly colder than in most nations, with summer heats peaking at 90 degrees Fahrenheit and winter blizzards going as low as twenty below.
People & Society
Population: 3,917,426 people
Demonym: Territorian
Demonym Plural: Territorian
Ethnic Groups: - 0.0%
Languages: English - 82.1%
Latin - 13.6%
French - 4.3%
Religions: Christianity - 78.4%
Fonzism - 14.5%
Jediism - 7.1%
Health
Life Expectancy: 94 years
Obesity: 4.3%
Alcohol Users: 62%
Tobacco Users: 7%
Cannabis Users: 4.3%
Hard Drug Users: 0.1%
Economy
Description: The United Territories champion market competition with extensive anti-monopoly policies and otherwise few economic regulations. The majority of elected representatives subscribe to monetarist policies, creating relatively low taxes in every territory. Due to the federal government’s limited intervention in the economy, barring exceptional circumstances government subsidies are supported by existing surplus revenue.
Average Yearly Income: $211.35
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $6,455,792,106.00
GDP per Capita: $1,647.97
Gross National Income (GNI): $3,355,963,300.00
Industries: The Coalition of Eldritch Territories' main export is pictures of your mom.
Military
History: Merciless.
Soldiers: 441,000
Tanks: 16,128
Aircraft: 1,518
Ships: 2
Missiles: 9
Nuclear Weapons: 1
Last Updated: 04/09/2023 10:58 pm