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Eldritch States

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The Coalition of Eldritch States is a nation led by President Neo Noir on the continent of North America. The Coalition of Eldritch States's government is a Constitutional Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Coalition of Eldritch States favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Coalition of Eldritch States is the Gold Standard. At 2,283 days old, The Coalition of Eldritch States is an ancient nation. The Coalition of Eldritch States has a population of 2,791,035 and a land area of 73,475.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 37.99. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,

It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,

It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

Oh my dear, It’s very clear,

That you did something wrong,

And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,

With punishment and this soooong.

It ain’t gravy, Or clams,

It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

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Selling Nation Buying Nation Date Offered Offer Return Status
1)Tan Red Horse
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
Spectre		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/25/2025
11:33 pm		Aluminum 600Sell 3,581,400
(5,969 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/26/2025
12:14 am
2)Lichen
Alej
Weaponized Assault Penguins		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/25/2025
05:54 pm		Aluminum 2,000Sell 13,438,000
(6,719 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/25/2025
05:55 pm
3)Kingdom Of Dark
Dark Lord
Grumpy Old Bastards		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/25/2025
09:48 am		Food 40,000Sell 8,000,000
(200 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/25/2025
05:55 pm
4)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Social Distortion
Arthur Everest
The Immortals		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 1,940Sell 3,998,340
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/24/2025
12:29 pm
5)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		CTESPN
Kanye West
The Fremen		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 800Sell 1,648,800
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/24/2025
12:20 pm
6)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Ascardia
Caeiro
The Legion		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 3,000Sell 6,183,000
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/24/2025
12:17 pm
7)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Mnal
Mnaldi
Cybertr0n		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 200Sell 412,200
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/24/2025
12:01 pm
8)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Colombian Reign
Rolansious
Darkstar		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 60Sell 123,660
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/24/2025
11:49 am
9)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Saint lands of Baboontopia
Strachkwas
Darkstar		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 800Sell 1,648,800
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/24/2025
11:44 am
10)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Balushikan
Bean
United Socialist Nations		06/23/2025
01:56 am		Uranium 200Sell 412,200
(2,061 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/23/2025
01:57 am
11)Augustania
Republic of Cascadia
Guardian		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/23/2025
01:17 am		Food 30,000Sell 6,000,000
(200 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/23/2025
01:56 am
12)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/17/2025
02:02 am		Aluminum 500Sell 2,572,500
(5,145 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/17/2025
03:12 am
13)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/17/2025
01:50 am		Gasoline 500Sell 2,287,000
(4,574 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/17/2025
03:11 am
14)Kins town
Kinns
Guardian		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		06/15/2025
05:03 pm		Aluminum 500Sell 2,659,000
(5,318 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/15/2025
06:30 pm
15)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		LION NATION
LION KING
The Immortals		06/15/2025
02:53 pm		Uranium 600Sell 1,257,600
(2,096 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
06/15/2025
03:33 pm

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