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The Coalition of Eldritch States is a nation led by President Neo Noir on the continent of North America. The Coalition of Eldritch States's government is a Constitutional Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Coalition of Eldritch States favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Coalition of Eldritch States is the Gold Standard. At 2,259 days old, The Coalition of Eldritch States is an ancient nation. The Coalition of Eldritch States has a population of 3,518,767 and a land area of 73,475.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 47.89. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,
It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,
It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
Oh my dear, It’s very clear,
That you did something wrong,
And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,
With punishment and this soooong.
It ain’t gravy, Or clams,
It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
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1) | Souptopia SadSoup The Legion | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/31/2025 06:05 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,790 ea) | ![]() 05/31/2025 06:16 am |
2) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Cattystan Asima The Syndicate | 05/31/2025 06:02 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,365 ea) | ![]() 05/31/2025 06:14 am |
3) | Western Cape J Maans Federated States of Orbis | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/31/2025 05:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,790 ea) | ![]() 05/31/2025 06:10 am |
4) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Sigmaland The Dictator Sigma The Mortals | 05/31/2025 06:02 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,365 ea) | ![]() 05/31/2025 06:08 am |
5) | Western Cape J Maans Federated States of Orbis | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/31/2025 05:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,790 ea) | ![]() 05/31/2025 06:02 am |
6) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Revived MasterChief The Sword Coast | 05/30/2025 12:40 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,372 ea) | ![]() 05/30/2025 02:23 am |
7) | Nontaxmania MR Tax free Antarctica Alliance | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/30/2025 12:28 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,580 ea) | ![]() 05/30/2025 12:40 am |
8) | Lightside Lightside Grumpy Old Bastards | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/29/2025 03:32 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,522 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 04:58 am |
9) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Daceristan Kustav Honga None | 05/29/2025 01:11 am | ![]() | ![]() (239 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 04:57 am |
10) | Lightside Lightside Grumpy Old Bastards | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/29/2025 03:32 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,522 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 04:44 am |
11) | Lightside Lightside Grumpy Old Bastards | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/29/2025 03:32 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,522 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 04:42 am |
12) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Union Federation Ross Cooper Darkstar | 05/28/2025 10:14 pm | ![]() | ![]() (6,825 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 03:44 am |
13) | Socer Lukis Weaponized Assault Penguins | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/29/2025 12:43 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,490 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 01:11 am |
14) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Gullnain Ryne Union of Soviet Socialist Republics | 05/29/2025 12:51 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,385 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 12:54 am |
15) | Skeg Thailand Lactic Bateman Cult of Raccoon | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 05/28/2025 09:30 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,486 ea) | ![]() 05/29/2025 12:50 am |
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