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Eldritch States

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The Coalition of Eldritch States is a nation led by President Neo Noir on the continent of North America. The Coalition of Eldritch States's government is a Constitutional Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Coalition of Eldritch States favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Coalition of Eldritch States is the Gold Standard. At 2,259 days old, The Coalition of Eldritch States is an ancient nation. The Coalition of Eldritch States has a population of 3,518,767 and a land area of 73,475.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 47.89. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,

It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,

It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

Oh my dear, It’s very clear,

That you did something wrong,

And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,

With punishment and this soooong.

It ain’t gravy, Or clams,

It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,

You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.

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Selling Nation Buying Nation Date Offered Offer Return Status
1)Souptopia
SadSoup
The Legion		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/31/2025
06:05 am		Aluminum 600Sell 3,474,000
(5,790 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/31/2025
06:16 am
2)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Cattystan
Asima
The Syndicate		05/31/2025
06:02 am		Uranium 1,425Sell 3,370,125
(2,365 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/31/2025
06:14 am
3)Western Cape
J Maans
Federated States of Orbis		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/31/2025
05:56 am		Aluminum 150Sell 868,500
(5,790 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/31/2025
06:10 am
4)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Sigmaland
The Dictator Sigma
The Mortals		05/31/2025
06:02 am		Uranium 75Sell 177,375
(2,365 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/31/2025
06:08 am
5)Western Cape
J Maans
Federated States of Orbis		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/31/2025
05:56 am		Aluminum 1,000Sell 5,790,000
(5,790 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/31/2025
06:02 am
6)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Revived
MasterChief
The Sword Coast		05/30/2025
12:40 am		Uranium 1,000Sell 2,372,000
(2,372 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/30/2025
02:23 am
7)Nontaxmania
MR Tax free
Antarctica Alliance		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/30/2025
12:28 am		Aluminum 1,000Sell 5,580,000
(5,580 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/30/2025
12:40 am
8)Lightside
Lightside
Grumpy Old Bastards		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/29/2025
03:32 am		Aluminum 1,000Sell 5,522,000
(5,522 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
04:58 am
9)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Daceristan
Kustav Honga
None		05/29/2025
01:11 am		Food 20,000Sell 4,780,000
(239 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
04:57 am
10)Lightside
Lightside
Grumpy Old Bastards		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/29/2025
03:32 am		Aluminum 1,000Sell 5,522,000
(5,522 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
04:44 am
11)Lightside
Lightside
Grumpy Old Bastards		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/29/2025
03:32 am		Aluminum 500Sell 2,761,000
(5,522 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
04:42 am
12)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Union Federation
Ross Cooper
Darkstar		05/28/2025
10:14 pm		Bauxite 136Sell 928,200
(6,825 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
03:44 am
13)Socer
Lukis
Weaponized Assault Penguins		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/29/2025
12:43 am		Aluminum 500Sell 2,745,000
(5,490 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
01:11 am
14)Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		Gullnain
Ryne
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics		05/29/2025
12:51 am		Uranium 800Sell 1,908,000
(2,385 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
12:54 am
15)Skeg Thailand
Lactic Bateman
Cult of Raccoon		Eldritch States
Neo Noir
Samurai		05/28/2025
09:30 pm		Aluminum 500Sell 2,743,000
(5,486 ea)		 Accepted Accepted
05/29/2025
12:50 am

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