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The Coalition of Eldritch States is a nation led by President Neo Noir on the continent of North America. The Coalition of Eldritch States's government is a Constitutional Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Coalition of Eldritch States favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Coalition of Eldritch States is the Gold Standard. At 2,268 days old, The Coalition of Eldritch States is an ancient nation. The Coalition of Eldritch States has a population of 2,048,451 and a land area of 73,475.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 27.88. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,
It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,
It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
Oh my dear, It’s very clear,
That you did something wrong,
And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,
With punishment and this soooong.
It ain’t gravy, Or clams,
It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
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Selling Nation | Buying Nation | Date Offered | Offer | Return | Status | |
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1) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | The Lost Isles Shakyr Eclipse | 06/11/2025 02:47 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,218 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 07:17 am |
2) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Chinese Nationalist Republic Chiang Kai-Shek II Leviathan | 06/11/2025 02:47 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,218 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 03:29 am |
3) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Franco British Union ProColonial Panem | 06/11/2025 02:47 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,218 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 03:26 am |
4) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Raspainea Zach Dracoson Eclipse | 06/11/2025 02:47 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,218 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 03:09 am |
5) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Raspainea Zach Dracoson Eclipse | 06/11/2025 02:47 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,218 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 03:09 am |
6) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Cubronia Grim Varsson Leviathan | 06/11/2025 02:47 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,218 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 02:52 am |
7) | Big Blue HappyWhaleNoises Knights Templar | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/10/2025 06:19 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,840 ea) | ![]() 06/11/2025 02:47 am |
8) | Kins town Kinns Guardian | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/08/2025 10:05 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,880 ea) | ![]() 06/08/2025 10:14 pm |
9) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Levant Moses The Republic of Libertas | 06/08/2025 04:49 pm | ![]() | ![]() (2,196 ea) | ![]() 06/08/2025 06:08 pm |
10) | Baralia Barring Darkstar | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/08/2025 04:48 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,905 ea) | ![]() 06/08/2025 04:49 pm |
11) | Neo Phoenicia Nova Singularity | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/08/2025 04:41 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,800 ea) | ![]() 06/08/2025 04:49 pm |
12) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Ironfist Dillon I Eclipse | 06/06/2025 02:08 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,167 ea) | ![]() 06/06/2025 03:30 am |
13) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Aventis Alduk Leviathan | 06/06/2025 02:08 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,167 ea) | ![]() 06/06/2025 03:20 am |
14) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Down East Shinigami Samurai | 06/06/2025 02:08 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,167 ea) | ![]() 06/06/2025 03:10 am |
15) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Skibiddy sigmas Izzy Helena Pokimans | 06/06/2025 02:08 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,167 ea) | ![]() 06/06/2025 02:20 am |
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