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The Coalition of Eldritch States is a nation led by President Neo Noir on the continent of North America. The Coalition of Eldritch States's government is a Constitutional Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Coalition of Eldritch States favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Coalition of Eldritch States is the Gold Standard. At 2,283 days old, The Coalition of Eldritch States is an ancient nation. The Coalition of Eldritch States has a population of 2,791,035 and a land area of 73,475.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 37.99. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
It ain’t carrots, It ain’t peas,
It ain’t the kippers in the salted grease,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
It ain’t condensed milk, Or soup,
It ain’t the peaches in the syrup goop,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
Oh my dear, It’s very clear,
That you did something wrong,
And now it’s time, To pay for your crime,
With punishment and this soooong.
It ain’t gravy, Or clams,
It ain’t the salmon or the processed hams,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass,
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass.
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Selling Nation | Buying Nation | Date Offered | Offer | Return | Status | |
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1) | Tan Red Horse CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL Spectre | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/25/2025 11:33 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,969 ea) | ![]() 06/26/2025 12:14 am |
2) | Lichen Alej Weaponized Assault Penguins | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/25/2025 05:54 pm | ![]() | ![]() (6,719 ea) | ![]() 06/25/2025 05:55 pm |
3) | Kingdom Of Dark Dark Lord Grumpy Old Bastards | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/25/2025 09:48 am | ![]() | ![]() (200 ea) | ![]() 06/25/2025 05:55 pm |
4) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Social Distortion Arthur Everest The Immortals | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 12:29 pm |
5) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | CTESPN Kanye West The Fremen | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 12:20 pm |
6) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Ascardia Caeiro The Legion | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 12:17 pm |
7) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Mnal Mnaldi Cybertr0n | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 12:01 pm |
8) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Colombian Reign Rolansious Darkstar | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 11:49 am |
9) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Saint lands of Baboontopia Strachkwas Darkstar | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/24/2025 11:44 am |
10) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | Balushikan Bean United Socialist Nations | 06/23/2025 01:56 am | ![]() | ![]() (2,061 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 01:57 am |
11) | Augustania Republic of Cascadia Guardian | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/23/2025 01:17 am | ![]() | ![]() (200 ea) | ![]() 06/23/2025 01:56 am |
12) | Kins town Kinns Guardian | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/17/2025 02:02 am | ![]() | ![]() (5,145 ea) | ![]() 06/17/2025 03:12 am |
13) | Kins town Kinns Guardian | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/17/2025 01:50 am | ![]() | ![]() (4,574 ea) | ![]() 06/17/2025 03:11 am |
14) | Kins town Kinns Guardian | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | 06/15/2025 05:03 pm | ![]() | ![]() (5,318 ea) | ![]() 06/15/2025 06:30 pm |
15) | Eldritch States Neo Noir Samurai | LION NATION LION KING The Immortals | 06/15/2025 02:53 pm | ![]() | ![]() (2,096 ea) | ![]() 06/15/2025 03:33 pm |
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