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Holy Confedirealm of the New Banalands is a nation led by Supreme God Th3BanaN4 on the continent of Asia. Holy Confedirealm of the New Banalands's government is a Theocracy with very liberal social policies. Economically, Holy Confedirealm of the New Banalands favors moderate policies. The official currency of Holy Confedirealm of the New Banalands is the Bananas. At 1,726 days old, Holy Confedirealm of the New Banalands is an ancient nation. Holy Confedirealm of the New Banalands has a population of 7,594,051 and a land area of 88,740.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 85.58. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

A plain ol' country on a lake, With only some hard bread to bake, What do you think we have to stare, IDK and IDC.

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Brother pact (MDoAP) with: 

Rewan-aniki https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=117323

Brick-aniki https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=211324

Arghilian-aniki https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=565128

864G-aniki https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=565124

 

MDP with: 

Scot-aniki https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=209266

 

Waffles forever!

WE ARE F--- AURORA!

Per aspera, Ad astra!

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Proud to have participated in: 

The Duck Hunt (October 30, 2020 - December 14, 2020), fought for The Knights of the Stratosphere.

The Chicken War (August 29, 2021 - September 5, 2021), fought for Waffle House.

Armenia's Revenge (Dec 11, 2021 - Dec 19, 2021), fought for Waffle House.

Pixelhugger's Nightmare (February 3, 2022 - February 20, 2022), fought for Waffle House.

Ghostbusters (March 19, 2022 - April 10, 2022), fought for Waffle House. 

  • Achieved top 10 in total net damage in alliance. 

The War on Eggos (October 23, 2022 - November 6, 2022): Fought as a mercenary for Space Marine Corps 2.0, later rebranded as Waffle House

  • Achieved top 3 in total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 3 in total brut damage in alliance.
  • Top 5 in total damage received in alliance.
  • Top 3 in total war declared in alliance.
  • Top 5 in total defensive war in alliance.
  • The only guy who didn't lose anything from this war lmao. 

Bifröst Blitz (11 November 2022 - 4 January 2023): Fought for Aurora

  • Achieved top 10 in total net damage in alliance.
  • Achieved top 10 in total damage dealt in alliance.

Coven's Last Banzaï (April 15, 2023 - June 2, 2023): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 2 in total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 3 in total damage dealt in alliance.

Ragnarök (April 24, 2023 - May 8, 2023): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 10 in total damage dealt in alliance.
  • Top 3 in total damage received in alliance.

Instant Karma (April 30, 2023 - May  17, 2023): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 2 in total net damage in alliance.

Dodge This (July  25, 2023 - August 22, 2023): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 3 in total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 5 in total damage dealt in alliance.
  • Top 1 in total looted in alliance.
  • Top 2 in total war declared in alliance.

New Year Nuke Me (January 2, 2024 - February 1st, 2024): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 10 wars declared in all of the war.
  • Top 2 wars declared in alliance.
  • Top 2 total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 1 total damage dealt in alliance.
  • Top 10 total damage received in alliance.
  • Top 2 total looted in alliance. 

Singularily Hostile  (January 13, 2024 - February 1st, 2024): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 15 total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 15 total damage dealt in alliance.

Blue Balled (January 31, 2024 - February 1st, 2024): Fought for Aurora

  • Top 10 total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 10 total damage dealt in alliance.
  • Top 10 total unit killed in alliance.

Clinical Trials (August 3, 2024 - October 7, 2024): Fought for Event Horizon

  • Top 20 total net damage in alliance.
  • Top 20 total damage dealt in alliance.

Espresso (August 18, 2024 - October 7, 2024): Fought for Event Horizon

  • Top 25 total net damage in alliance.

Rosefall (March 30, 2025 - now): Fought for Event Horizon

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Alliance records:

  • The Fighting Pacifist (TFP): 07/25/2020 - 07/31/2020 (Kicked out for no reason)
  • The Knight of the Blood Oath (TKBO): 08/02/2020 - 09/11/2020 (Merged with Stratosphere)
  • The Knight of the Stratosphere (TKTS): 09/11/2020 - 02/19/2021 (Merged with Marine Corps)
  • Space Marine Corps (SMC): 02/19/2021 - 08/27/2021 (Merged with Brotherhood Family)
  • Waffle House (WH): 08/27/2021 - 07/04/2022 (Disbanded)
  • Borealis (Burora)/Aurora (AUR): 07/04/2022 - 03/02/2024 (Merged with Carthago)
  • Event Horizon (EVH): 03/02/2024 - now

Gov records:

  • Mentor (Waffle House): 6/16/2022 - 07/04/2022
  • IA Low Gov (Aurora): 11/15/2023 - 03/02/2024
  • IA Low Gov (EVH): 03/02/2024 - now

Yes, I am very loyal lmao.

Basic Information
Nation Name: New Banalands VIP
Leader Name: Th3BanaN4
Nation ID: 234160
Awards:
Founded: 07/21/2020 (1,726 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active 7 hours ago
Discord Username:th3banan4
Unique ID: abd8b413ae5adf67e3449d6c0
International Relations
Alliance: Event Horizon Alliance Flag
Acolyte
Alliance Seniority:407 days
Color Trade Bloc: Irritable Olive Syndrome
Commendations: 49
Denouncements: 8
Nation Page Visits: 16,609
Recent Visitors: VIP Only 5 nations from 4 alliances in past 24 hours
Economic
Population: 7,594,051
Infrastructure: 52,611.12
Land Area: 88,740 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 85.58 people/sq. mi
GDP: $8,717,304,364.00
GDP per Capita: $1,147.91
GNI: $3,110,697,900.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Bananas
Domestic
Government Type: Theocracy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Imperialism Imperialism Icon
Social Policies: Liberal
State Religion: Cult of the Emperor Cult of the Emperor
National Animal: National Animal ImageZebra
Approval Rating: 0% (-105.41)
Pollution Index: 991 points
Radiation Index: 943.10 R (Global: 1,030.79 R)
OBL Team: Bananas
Anthem:
Military
Nation Rank: #756 of 11,340 Nations (6.67%)
Nation Score: More Information 7,559.13
War Policy: Help Pirate Pirate Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 504,000
14,171,274
18,456,016
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 42,250
771,004
863,364
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 2,520
42,327
53,892
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 505
4,333
5,546
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 33
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 5
37
136
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 2
25
46
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 579,652.49
Infrastructure Lost: 244,212.00
Money Looted: $1,086,701,912.39
Wars Won: 215
Wars Lost: 63
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

Map
34 Cities [M]
Nation Activity
04/12 04:00 am - New Banalands declared war on Brightland for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.".
04/11 06:00 pm - New Banalands declared war on Unknown for the reason of "Your national bird pooped on our embassy's roof.".
04/11 01:01 pm - New Banalands declared war on Canata for the reason of "OMG, your country is like, sooo basic. Time for a glow-up, war style.".
04/11 01:51 am - New Banalands declared war on Shwinnland for the reason of "Luke... I am your father.".
04/11 12:12 am - New Banalands declared war on Hogsgate for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
04/10 04:28 am - New Banalands declared war on Oort for the reason of "Your control of media undermines democracy. This is a fight for free discourse.".
04/09 12:20 am - New Banalands declared war on Lycanthia for the reason of "Our spies found out you prefer pineapple on pizza. This is unacceptable.".
04/08 03:47 pm - New Banalands declared war on Costa Varos for the reason of "Say hello to my little friend!".
04/08 03:47 pm - New Banalands declared war on Edoland for the reason of "The will of the Senate is clear. War must come to those who oppose us.".
04/08 03:46 pm - New Banalands declared war on Malaikira for the reason of "You challenge the might of Rome. We will crush you swiftly in battle.".
04/08 11:07 am - New Banalands declared war on Master Brew for the reason of "Your actions are illogical. War is the only reasonable response.".
04/08 02:01 am - New Banalands declared war on Taiwan for the reason of "Your defiance insults Rome's honor.".
04/08 12:38 am - New Banalands changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Olive.
04/08 12:32 am - New Banalands declared war on Republic of Zealandia for the reason of "Economic inequality thrives under your rule. We declare war for the oppressed.".
03/31 02:38 am - New Banalands had war declared by Socialist Republic of Tagna for the reason of "Nice Infra bro.".
03/31 02:21 am - New Banalands had war declared by Republic of Bystanic for the reason of "Your flag colors clash with our aesthetic. This means war!".
03/31 02:07 am - New Banalands had war declared by Empire of Leon for the reason of "You've been very unfair, very bad. War is coming, and it's going to be tremendous.".
03/31 01:58 am - New Banalands declared war on Naji for the reason of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR".
03/31 01:57 am - New Banalands declared war on African Trade Coalition for the reason of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR".
03/31 01:44 am - New Banalands declared war on Savant for the reason of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR".
03/31 01:44 am - New Banalands declared war on Thangathang for the reason of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR".
03/31 01:44 am - New Banalands declared war on MagnaGraecia for the reason of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR".
03/28 10:18 am - Krampus changed the alliance position of Th3BanaN4 from Zealot to Acolyte.
03/20 10:39 pm - Th3BanaN4 built a new project: Space Program
03/10 01:24 am - New Banalands has publicly commended the nation of Federal Reserve System led by Safesplayz.
03/08 08:36 pm - Safesplayz of Federal Reserve System has publicly commended the nation of New Banalands.
02/17 08:43 pm - New Banalands founded a new city, BanaN34.
01/25 05:37 am - Wild Horizons changed the alliance position of Th3BanaN4 from Acolyte to Zealot.
01/20 01:02 pm - New Banalands has publicly commended the nation of ProtoFinnicHolyRomanKhaganat led by Cheesy blobfish.
01/19 05:48 pm - Cheesy blobfish of ProtoFinnicHolyRomanKhaganat has publicly commended the nation of New Banalands.
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18 National Projects
Advanced Engineering Corps
Advanced Engineering Corps is a national project that reduces the cost of land and infrastructure by 5%.
Advanced Pirate Economy
Advanced Pirate Economy is a national project that enables the nation to use an additional offensive war slot, provides a 5% bonus to loot from ground attacks, and a 10% bonus to loot from a defeated nation and its alliance bank.
Arable Land Agency
Arable Land Agency is a national project that reduces the cost of land by 5%.
Center for Civil Engineering
Center for Civil Engineering is a national project that increases knowledge about infrastructure. Infrastructure costs drop 5% in all cities.
Clinical Research Center
Clinical Research Center is a national project that allows you to build an additional Hospital in each city.
Emergency Gasoline Reserve
Emergency Gasoline Reserve is a national project that boosts Oil Refineries' production by 100% nationwide.
Government Support Agency
Government Support Agency adds a +50% effect modifier to the nation's selected Domestic Policy.
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
International Trade Center
International Trade Center is a national project that increases the Commerce rate in each city by 1%, allows your maximum commerce rate in cities to reach 115% and increases the maximum number of Banks per city from 5 to 6.
Iron Dome
Iron Dome is a national project that gives you a 30% chance of shooting down enemy missiles and prevents 1 improvement from being destroyed by enemy missiles.
Missile Launch Pad
Missile Launch Pad is a national project that allows you to build Missiles.
Nuclear Research Facility
Nuclear Research Facility is a national project that allows you to build Nuclear Weapons.
Pirate Economy
Pirate Economy is a national project that unlocks an additional offensive war slot and a bonus to loot from ground attacks.
Propaganda Bureau
Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.
Recycling Initiative
Recycling Initiative is a national project that increases the effectiveness of Recycling Centers in the nation.
Research and Development Center
Research and Development Center increases the nation's National Project slots by 2.
Space Program
Space Program is a national project that enables construction of an additional Missile per day. Also enables further outer-space national projects.
Vital Defense System
Vital Defense System is a national project that gives you a 25% chance of thwarting enemy nuclear attacks and prevents 1 improvement from being destroyed.