Taylor N spotted in Falklands and Sandwich Isles; Raising glorious APSA flag high and proud.

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      May 4, 2098 | Evan Brunick, Vancouver

[Falklands] Taylor N, rumored cousin of the deceased pop-star turned radioactive rat-feed Tay K was spotted climbing through the steep rocky shores of the Falklands, where, the fabulously vintage dressed overnight celebrity struggled through the radioactive wasteland and planted a glorious blue and white APSA flag over the highest peak in the Falklands. Taylor managed to reach the summit of the highest point on the island, Mount Adam, which recently became the historic island's tallest peak after several nuclear warheads decimated a 500 person town at the base of the previously dominant Mount Usborne, causing a landslide. Once there, and accompanied by 5,000 Victorian, Graveyard Fleet, Areulian, and Cruzerian soldiers and contractors alike settled a 35 foot flagpole deep into the black, dusty ground, cementing the protection and freedom of the APSA over the island. A similar event played out in the South Sandwich Isles, and a multitude of islands scattered all across the world which you can find the list of in the APSA discord server. Taylor gave a stunning and beautiful speech at the summit of Mount Adam on the 3rd (May), "APSA literally rules, and nobody has bigger lips than us, and nobody has bigger eyes than us, and nobody is more beautiful than m- us, and nobody is more young and not aging than us. like, man, literally, if you hate on APSA, grow up, why you gotta be a hater, haters aren't welcome here, and now, any hater who enters within a 200 mile radius of The Falklands is literally going to get blown off the face of the Earth. By the way buy my anti-colonialism lipstick at www.NStick.com." The recording was broadcasted to several countries and was watched by millions in the Caribbean Republic; Early data reports that Taylor's 'Anti-Colonial-Stick: All the cool kids are doing it.' has already sold 200 million containers valued at $56 each, proving to be a massive boon to the Caribbean Republic's economy.

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