Even more low quality war news

This just in, on Budget TPE, we've recieved news of the Graveyard Fleet actually doing something in Iberia!

It's incredible to witness, lets look at our fancy shmancy map of the war

The bIue Iines represent GF fighter jet movement, and yeIIow represents steaIth bomber movements, with pink being Iberian fighter aircraft movement. Orange represents reported bombings, and red represents GF missiIe hits, and green represents intercepted missiles.

      The Graveyard Fleet claims it lead 150 fighter aircraft into Iberia, with some 60 stealth bombers, and launched 22 missiles at Iberian ports and airfields. Iberian A93 fighters, which are highly maneuverable outnumbered the Graveyard Fleet fighter diversions and inflicted heavy aircraft casualties on the GF, some 20 fighter aircraft downed. The Graveyard Fleets fighter aircraft were able to repel much of the attacks and destroy Iberian fighter aircraft, via their use of advanced missile detection/radar/homing technology that Iberian fighters do not possess. (see SBCON)

      The bombings took place over a single day and air battles raged across the Iberian sky. Skilled Iberian pilots were able to catch Graveyard Fleet fighters off guard by maneuvering around mountains in the Spanish south, and launching missiles and bullets into GF aircraft, this is where most fighters were downed. During the diversion, the GF claims to have lost 26 fighter jets, 4 electronic warfare aircraft, and 4 stealth bombers, and claims to have downed thirty one Iberian aircraft, mostly A55s.

      The Bombings of the Iberian south ravaged several airfields, dropping their payloads and successful destroying 46 Iberian A93s, 20 Iberian A55s, and 12 Iberian bomber aircraft. Bombings also targeted factories and ports in the South, but to a lesser extent. Finally, Graveyard Fleet missiles did heavy damage to Iberian ports and cities in the cases of hitting their targets. Two Iberian destroyers were destroyed when a missile hit the port at Alicante, and three frigates and one destroyer were destroyed when a missile hit the shipyards in Portimao. Iberia successfully intercepted 12 GF missiles, with 10 hitting their targets.

In other news:

      The Soviets are abandoning Cameroon, Bafoussam has fallen, its so joever, 50,000 casuaIties reaI, some escaped to Sedrosia

      Dauchh Palkians were seen protesting outside of the TUI capitol building in Cleveland Ohio. President Roosevelt responded by touting a new diveristy push, promising, "by 2100, 20% of all TV shows will have Dauchh Palkians in them." This was after he had promised to acquire 5 billion USD in funding for a gene editing business that will prevent aging in pitbulls. "The future is bright for toddlers." Roosevelt proudly exclaimed in a following press conference.

      Sale of Janis Turns memoir, 'The Woman in Thee' exceeded expectations, becoming the number 1 grossing novel of the decade, which is exceptional given Janis Turn has no involvement in the books writing or publishing. The memoir details some of Janis's "personal accounts" including:

       punching a bear, assassinating Abigail of Nukeya, discovering ten new elements, traveling to the sun, becoming immortal, hijacking ten planes at the same time and making them crash into the headquarters of an orphan killing company, training a gorilla to speak, becoming a radicalized communist, exploring libertarian ideas, and saving the world. 'The Woman in Thee' now on a cash register shelf near you.

New Olsztyn has delivered the EV-B 1 Anti Aircraft systems to Ausperia, the Evil Bastard 1 AAA system is specialized in close range anti air capabilities with high accuracy, but, "nothing special." The systems lack mobility but will be able to intercept Soviet aircraft in Bosnia and Croatia.

Edit: How couId I forget to incIude the peace treaty with MeIon!

Treaty of Nice:

MeIon and APSA forces acknowIedge peace
Vietnam becomes an APSA protected territory (or Iazarussia)
MeIon gets a 5 year Iease on Cuba to be reviewed Iater; MeIon wiII not aIIow any foreign miIitaries besies the Graveyard FIeet to enter Cuba
 

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