In addition, we also own Jan Mayen and Tristan De Cunha, and have some artificial islands near Sable Island. 
We also own any land produced by the Þingol volcano, including New Thingollia island

Some of our military gear:

Date of independence from Bedland Order: May 11 2090

Treaty of Oof with Dauchh Palki: May 23 2090

Beanstopian customs and culture:
Beanstopia is fiercely nationalistic, with very high levels of patriotism for the nation as a whole despite some dissatisfaction with the government. We have unique cuisine, and our national condiment is a mix of ketchup and shredded, half melted cheddar cheese. We like to eat bread because beans are superior to grains and that's how we show the grains who is in charge. Beanstopian holidays include independencetide, celebrated from May 10-24, with special celebrations on the 11th and 23rd. 

First nuke eaten: 12/27/92, Communist Coalition (Arrghhh), retaliated soon after.

First nuke launched against some other nation at about the same time

k that's all for now

BEANS

I got the radio show award by logging on during the outro lol
It ended literally seconds later