Want someone nuked?
For the low low price of 20M, I can make that happen. 
Depending on their infra, you might get a missile too, free o' charge!

Want an alliance carpet bombed for a month straight?
If you've got a stack of cash lying around, this offer is for you.
With this package, I'll nuke and missile an alliance of your choice for 30 days straight. 
This'll total up to 30 nukes and 90 missiles launched.
Price varies depending on the alliance, most likely between 900M and 1.4B. 


Want me to avoid nuking your nation?
For a small fee, I'll add you to my Do Not Nuke list and send peace if we're currently in a war. 
Price varies depending on your city count and peace-time infra. Most likely under 75M for most people.
 

Want peace for your entire alliance?
If you're feeling like a good Samaritan, you can secure peace for both you and all your buddies.
When looking for nuke targets, I'll permanently avoid your alliance.
Price varies depending on the alliance. Micros won't have to pay much, macros will. 


All nukes/peace deals must be paid for in full and up-front. 
 

Full confidentiality. Under no circumstance will your nuke hits be disclosed to anyone else. 

If you're interested in anything available here, hit me up on discord and we can work out the details. 


Q: Why are you hitting me?
A: You either have high infra (most likely answer), complain about nukes, seem like someone who'll get salty or I've been paid to.

Q: How much for you to tell me who paid you to hit me?
A: I won't reveal who clients are, regardless of how much you offer. If you're at or above 2.5k infra, its very unlikely I've been paid to hit you in the first place. Either way, don't bother asking. 

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Member of The Global Union
Member of Animation Domination 
Member of The Fighting Pacifists
Academy Headmaster, Head of IA and 2iC of Camelot (20/04/19 - 22/08/21)
Head of IA of The Ampersand (22/08/21 - 07/12/21)
Admiral of Arrgh (07/12/21 - Present)

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#1 in Missiles Launched
#1 in Nukes Launched
#5 in Infra Destroyed
#1 in Infra Lost
#1 in Wars Lost
#7 in Spy Causalities

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