Tomatoes Attempt Revolution

TOMATOES ATTEMPT TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

We should of listened. 12 and half seconds ago, our recently purchased tomatoes attempted a revolution. Our nation was suddenly bathed in Marxist-Tomatoism propaganda. Our New World Fascist-Monarchist ideals were under threat by the red menace. 

How did New Pacifica find themselves in such a red mess? Well we stupidly bought tomatoes hailing from communist Chinese farms, thinking of Nukeyas warning as nothing but a farce. But now we understand the great dangers of the tomato. Buying tomatoes can be a matter of life or death if you're not careful. 

Thankfully Iosif Saucin and Lenin Dolmio were stopped by the totally not communist sympathizer J. Robert Bananaheimer. With the uprising sauced out, we can go back to being a irrelevant former RPer. Nukeya may we never doubt your holy words of wisdom again and we shall make sure future tomato purchases are of the red blooded American kind. 

Additional Information,

All mentions of communism and the Tomato Communist Party have since been banned. We must ensure no red revolution takes place on our holy not free dictatorial lands again. 

GLORY TO NEW PACIFICA