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the turdish empire led by emperor elon has returned!!!!!!!!!!! The sedroshit empire is gone for good and now the great womyn race as well as the sweaty fortnite playetrs will declare war o the world!!!!!!! Operation Mrbeast has been ordered, led by general jimmy himself. in a single attack, 086524532583054582485032853205832503285 soldiers and 5643602486084260486204864206842 tanks have stormed into europe, taking over everything and moving towards the melon at a high rate. general jimmy loves watermelon, so every single citizen fo the melon people have been eaten in the invasion. 38510385038203583 big macs and chicken nugget bombs have now been lobbed at the americans to fatten them up so they all perish from eating too much!!!! hahah, so evil!
Now Elon orders the invasion of bing chilling winnie the pooh land with general Cena. and with his super smash powers and sweaty fortnite tryhards team up with the league and valorant players and launch their attack. Eating all the rice and fortune cookies in sight, we also turned off the freezers, forcing the bing chilling to melt and leaving the bing chilling land to collapse!!!!!!! Next with the power of goku and anime we invade anime land and nuke hiroshima and nagasaki again!!!!!!!!! take that :D
we have purged the world of all evil, and now, with eggman's space laser have fired super laser !@#$ at the moon while laughing on our forklift. (of course we got certified)
the world is ours, bask in the glorious map of the turdish overlords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the rest is our puppets :D
all hail emperor elon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cringe
how dare you grrrrrrr
Ermmm voided you can't actually build super lasers bcuz that's not realistic >:(
nuh uh, cause i spend a ereally really long time building it and its so realistic cause think about star wars :<
Aqf be likeFunny. Very enjoyable to read with a good explanation. 10/10The most unrealistic thing in this map has to be parts of Canada being conquered. No one can match their Kill them with Kindness strategy!
The Lunar government officially supports and endorses this operation
Very nice April Fools
Elon who?
Elon RoDevs! Thank you so much for praising my existence!
Honestly I am hungry for some damn burgers rn