THE EMPIRE OF KOLAKIA

“Respect, honor, and fight”

NATIONAL INFORMATION

National Map (With Borders):

National Map (Without county borders):

 Other territories include Bermuda, Cabinda, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, and Sierra Leone.

Map of territories:

Flag:

Coat of Arms:

Armed Force’s Flag:

National Color(s): Blue and Yellow

Tax rate: 13.2%

Population: 76 Million

Average tourists per year: ~130 Million

GDP: 2.5 Trillion USD

Leaders history:

           King (Campbell Dynasty)                                  Chairman:

(End of Democracy) François Dynasty:

Portrait of our King (Aged 30, born 2069)

Ideology: Capitalist and Absolute Monarchy

Government approval rating: 75%

First Nuke tested: January 1st, 2097

Civil Rights (0-60): 48

Largest companies:

1. Forman (Car Company)
2. The Valogor Times (Newspaper)
3. Cole’s Mining (Mining company)
4. Gryphon Jewelry (Jewelry Company)
5. KGMC (Kolakian Gun Manufacturer Corporation)

Full History: https://politicsandwar.com/bulletin/id=40442/history-of-kolakia
 

(Total) Army size: 1.7 Million

Common Army Uniforms

Experienced Sniper (

Guard/Experienced Soldier (Rhino-13)

Post-Nuclear Patrol/Normal Soldier:

Special Operations:

Elite Guard:

Current Conscription: 18-45 year olds deemed fit and with an IQ above 75 (84 for adults above 30), to avoid conscription must be a politician, weaponry factory worker (or something similar contributing to the military), do community service or provide any better point such as owning a major company and stuff.

High Council Members: Gryphon H. Lee, Albert Morales, Jon F. Floor, Georgy Simonov, Jim “Jimmy” Black, Charlotte W. Sore, Riley James, Martha Wales, Ian Job.

High Council Description: The High Council is the second most powerful position in the entirety of Kolakia behind the King. The High Council usually votes after talking for a few hours or less about Kolakia’s most important issues and things. After voting, the King gets the final say and decision. The High Council members are also the King’s best advisors, notably famous politician and former Minsiter of Foriegn Affairs, Albert Morales, and former Chairman (Basically a prime minister) Gryphon Lee.

Lower Council Description: The lower Council’s main purpose is to simply vote or decide how to solve issues considered “unimportant” by the High Council. Some of these “issues” include Territory Flags, possibly low-level corruption and small debates, etc.

Wars:

(Supporter) Uchaman-Fransk War (2092): ❌

1st Appaloosan Civil War (2092): ❌?

1st Kolakian Civil War (2092-2093): ✅

Great American War (2092): ❌

Black League in South Carolina (2093?): ✅

2nd Appaloosan Civil War (2093 I think): ✅

3rd AFR Civil War (2093): ✅

Ioannian Civil War (2093): ❌

4th AFR Civil War (2094): ✅

2nd Kolakian Civil War (2094-2095): ✅

Fiji War (2095): ☮️

War Against Black League (2095-2095): ☮️(?)

Kentuckian Rebellion (2096-2096): ✅

Intervention in the AFR (2096-2097): ✅

Black Hand War (2097-2097): Forgot

Intervention in Mundusia (2098-2098): ☮️

TUI-Soviet War (2098-2098): ☮️

Wins: 9 | Loses: 4 | Inconclusive: 4 | Ongoing:

(TOTAL) Number of police officers: 105,000

Flag History:

Usually forgotten first ever flag of Kolakia:

Former/first original Flag of Kolakia:

Flag of Kolakia after “original” flag:

Holidays and holiday dates:

Christmas: December 26th.

New Year’s Day: January 1st

Independence Day: May 21st

Thanksgiving: November 23rd

Easter: March 31st

Mother’s Day: May 14th

Father’s Day: June 16th

Halloween: October 30th

Labor Day: September 3rd

(And we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day)

Foods:

Valogor Bread (A special bread usually eaten in festivals and holidays)

Pony Ice Cream (Very yummy pink ice cream)

Nye’s yogurt

Erin Chocolate

Tarin (A healthy but quite yummy drink)

Average Kolakian personality: Nice but exetremely patriotic

Kolakian Names and translations:

• Vili (Life)
• Vilia (Female version of Vili)
• Armen (Soldier)
• Stark (Last Name meaning “From Starkov”)

Most liked bulletin: https://politicsandwar.com/bulletin/id=36978/it-s-my-birthday

Founded (IRL): August 21st, 2023

Largest cities by population:

1. Conakry: ⬆️ 2,300,000

2. Camayenne: 🔻 2,040,000

3. Freetown: ⬆️ 1,337,000

4. Nashville: ⬆️ 797,000

5. Memphis: ⬆️ 700,000

6. Valogor: ⬆️ 623,089

7. Bissau: ⬆️ 527,509

8. Raleigh: 🔻527,580

9. Charlotte: 🔻496,247

10. Kolar: ⬆️ 430,000

11. Virginia Beach: ⬆️ 337,840

12. Greensboro: ⬆️ 330,180

Fun Facts: 

We are the home of the most subscribed YouTuber since 2024, MrBeast!

We do not celebrate Valentine's Day!

You can be given a LIFE sentence for killing multiple innocent animals, especially if they’re children, and even possibly execution! But it’s pretty unlikely.

We have an Elite School called Volk Academy, an EXTREMELY nationalistic and hard school only for the nations top students from 19-16 year olds. On average only 1 out of every 2,000 new possible applicants are accepted and many of it’s students actually didn’t apply, they were asked to join the school.

It’s sometimes uncommon for Kolakians to write in cursive, but if it’s a contract they will definitely write it fancy.

Our King, Felix François I, knows 5 languages! Kolakian, English, obviously French, German, and Raritanian.

NEVER call a Kolakian a “Koli”, it is seen as a very r@cist term in Kolakia, wait a second, I literally just said it, well I’m Kolakian so sucks to be you!

50 Commendations on December 28th, 2023

COMPLETELY USELESS INFORMATION

Average IQ: 99.3

Largest IQ record in Kolakia: 166

Popular band “Haven” subscriber count and views by 2105

Haven subscribers: 7 Million

Young Man: 776 Million

Fuse (Just For you): 296 Million

Rising: 122 Million

House of the Rising Sun (Cover): 182 Million

What’s left: 327 Million

I don’t care: 198 Million

New world: 266 Million

Inseparable: 420 Million

Billionaire: 36 Million

No one: 87 zMillion

Haven - Fuse (Just for you) [Official Lyric Video]: 17 Million

Concert live at Churchill City: 21 Million

Live at Godfrey Freduson National Stadium: 25.6 Million

James Olsen knocks shelf with guitar (Non-music video): 7 Million

Famed singer Dean Ellis views

Subscribers: 7.7 Million

Tough: 569 Million

Without You: 200 Million

Lonely Streets: 1 Billion

Beat Me: 232 Million

Forward: 309 Million

Band “Empire” counts by 2105

Subscribers: 4 Million

Kicking a Rock: 817 Million views

War Machine: 426 Million views

And I Say: 139 Million Views

Africa: 78 Million

Black and White: 419 Million Views

Alert: 89 Million Views

Musician Tom Thomas Thompson views

Subscribers: 1.8 Million

Hollow: 109 Million

It’s Okay: 254 Million

Good ol’ Charlie: 47 Million

Annihilation land: 78 Million

Shape of Poo: 179 Million

Future popular singer Irene Slinger views (Despacito is Puerto Rican you know, so that’s my realism excuse even though no one is probably reading this…)

Subscribers: 15 Million(?)

Drama Queen: 2 Billion

Destiny: 1.2 Billion

My Blood: 449 Million 

Why?: 237 Million

Happy Land: 149 Million 

Dance all Night: 392 Million

Chains of love: 649 Million

Future rapper Blue views

Subscribers: 12 Million

DJ: 1.6 Billion

What I see (in you): 339 Million

Try me: 742 Million

Party Time: 1 Billion

Identity: 627 Million

Explode: 667 Million

Some of the Most Viewed Kolakian songs (Most of which haven’t even been made and definitely not in order)

Drama Queen: 2 Billion

DJ: 1.6 Billion

Volstien: 1.1 Billion Views

Kicking a Rock: 896 Million Views

Main social media platform: Birdie

School hours: 8:45 - 1:20 PM

Most popular jobs in each class

Upper class: Businessmen (or woman), politician, entrepreneur, scientist, etc.

Middle class: High-ranking soldier, doctor, firefighter, police officer, teacher, construction worker, desk worker, etc.

Lower class: Farmer, soldier, etc.

Eras of Kolakia (All Very short

Young Eras of Kolakia (2091-2093)

2091-2092: Volk/Earliest Era. During this “era” of Kolakian history, Kolakia was founded and within a couple of months was officially recognized. It is known as the Volk era because of Kolakia’s beloved founder, Kol Volk, this era ended once Volk was assassinated in 2092.

2092-2093: Instability/Era of King James. During this era, a civil war started days after Kol Volk was assassinated as Anarchists who may have orchestrated the assassination rebelled causing a domino effect, after the war, King James was constitutional monarch and would remain until 2095.

2093-2095: Big boy/AGAIN??? Era. During this era, Kolakia was considered one of the older nations or at least on the older side by a little bit, but it had not lost any land ever and had done well in securing peace, until politics ruined another 120,000 people’s lives as an election led to King James becoming absolute monarch which led to some peopel being less than pleased.

2095-present: The Great Expansion. This is the current era of Kolakia after King James abdicated and left the throne to his son-in-law, a New French Royal, Felix François I. Despite being from a enemy of Kolakia and it’s Allies, after New France collapsed (Or the Yoshowatan Empire, the nation’s last name before being destroyed), he felt Kolakia as his home and made the country fiercely nationalistic working hard on the military and also the education of young Kolakians while ALSO greatly expanding Kolakia, and Felix is only young, but he promises a great future for the country.

Number of Kolakians who have died in wars:

~900,000(?)

FOREIGN RELATIONS:

ALLIED NATIONS

RARITANIA

AFR

IOANNIA

TUI

EQUESTRIA

U.P.E.

CHINA

GOOD RELATIONS

PIRANIA

DANISH-GERMAN COMMONWEALTH

IMPERIAL STATE OF AMERICA

CANADA

VALORIANA

WESTOTHIA

WESTERN SCARBOUGH

ESTOREASIA

NEUTRAL

R.O.N.

SCOTLAND

CRUIZEIRO

LUNA

GERMAN FEDERATION

UNION OF INDIA

SOLOMON ISLANDS

SEDROSIAN EMPIRE

KINGDOM OF TUSCANY

SOVIET FEDERATION

FAR EASTERN UNION STATE

UCHAMA

THE MELON

THE FALLEN KINGDOM

BAD RELATIONS

None

ENEMIES/RIVALS

None