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The Kingdom of Kolakia is a nation led
by King Felix I on the continent of North America.
The Kingdom of Kolakia's government is a Absolute Monarchy with
very conservative social policies. Economically, The Kingdom of Kolakia
favors right wing policies. The official currency of The Kingdom of Kolakia
is the Kolak.
At 488 days old, The Kingdom ofKolakia is an ancient nation. The Kingdom ofKolakia has a population of 1,285,068 and a land area of 4,240.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 303.08. Pollution in the nation is
noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
THE EMPIRE OF KOLAKIA
“Respect, honor, and fight”
NATIONAL INFORMATION
National Map (With Borders): Other territories include Bermuda, Guinea Bissau.
Flag (Currently the War flag is the flag due to a recent declaration of war):
High Council Members: Gryphon H. Lee, Albert Morales, Jon F. Floor, Georgy Simonov, Jim “Jimmy” Black, Charlotte W. Sore, Raleigh James, Martha Wales, Ian Job.
High Council Description: The High Council is the second most powerful position in the entirety of Kolakia behind the King. The High Council usually votes after talking Kolakia’s most important issues and things. After voting, the King gets the final say and decision. The High Council members are also the King’s best advisors, notably famous politician and former Minister of Foreign Affairs, Albert Morales, and former Chairman (Basically a prime minister) Gryphon Lee.
Lower Council Description: The lower Council’s main purpose is to simply vote or decide how to solve issues through Discussion and debating between it’s 100 Delegates who are all elected to be a delegate by their state. The Lower Council is centered more around democratically making decisions and also more about the Chairman rather than the King.
We are the home of the most subscribed YouTuber since 2024, MrBeast, who is currently 102 Years Old but maintains his Massive Net Worth of over 1 Billion in 2100.
We have an Elite School called Volk Academy, an EXTREMELY nationalistic and hard school only for the nations top students from 19-16 year olds. On average only 1 out of every 2,000 new possible applicants are accepted and many of it’s students actually didn’t apply, they were asked to join the school as it’s meant for Exceptionally Gifted Students that have great potential.
It’s sometimes uncommon for Kolakians to write in cursive, but if it’s a contract/Important they will definitely write it cursive or some other fancy way.
Our King, Felix François I, knows 5 languages! Kolakian, English, obviously French, German, and Raritanian.
50 Commendations on December 28th, 2023
COMPLETELY USELESS INFORMATION
Average IQ: 102.4
Highest IQ record in Kolakia: 186
Popular band “Haven” subscriber count and views
Haven subscribers: 7 Million
Young Man: 776 Million
Fuse (Just For you): 305 Million
Rising: 124 Million
House of the Rising Sun (Cover): 182 Million
What’s left: 327 Million
I don’t care: 198 Million
New world: 266 Million
Inseparable: 420 Million
No one: 88 Million
Haven - Fuse (Just for you) [Official Lyric Video]: 20 Million
Concert live at Churchill City: 21 Million
Live at Godfrey Freduson National Stadium: 25.6 Million
James Olsen knocks shelf with guitar (Non-music video): 7 Million
Famed singer Dean Ellis views
Subscribers: 7.7 Million
Tough: 569 Million
Without You: 200 Million
Lonely Streets: 1 Billion
Beat Me: 232 Million
Forward: 307 Million
Band “Empire” counts
Subscribers: 5 Million
Kicking a Rock: 817 Million views
War Machine: 426 Million views
And I Say: 139 Million Views
Africa: 78 Million
Black and White: 419 Million Views
Alert: 89 Million Views
Musician Tom Thomas Thompson views
Subscribers: 1.8 Million
Hollow: 109 Million
It’s Okay: 228 Million
Good ol’ Charlie: 47 Million
Annihilation land: 78 Million
Shape of Poo: 179 Million
singer Irene Slinger views
Subscribers: 16 Million(?)
Drama Queen: 2.2 Billion
Destiny: 1.3 Billion
My Blood: 450 Million
Why?: 234 Million
Happy Land: 150 Million
Dance all Night: 392 Million
Chains of love: 649 Million
rapper Blue views
Subscribers: 14 Million
DJ: 1.9 Billion
What I see (in you): 339 Million
Try me: 743 Million
Party Time: 1 Billion
Identity: 508 Million
Explode: 667 Million
Some of the Most Viewed Kolakian songs
Drama Queen: 2.2 Billion
DJ: 1.9 Billion
Volstien: 1.1 Billion Views
IDEAL ALTERNATE MAP
TOTAL POPULATION: 293 Million. WORLD RANK: #3 (In this Alternate Universe)
Main social media platform: Birdie
School hours: 8:45 - 1:20 PM
Most popular jobs in each class
Upper class: Businessman, politician, entrepreneur, scientist, etc.
Middle class: soldier, doctor, firefighter, police officer, teacher, construction worker, desk worker, etc.
Lower class: Farmer, Soldier (Private), etc.
Eras of Kolakia (All Very short)
Young Eras of Kolakia (2091-2093)
2091-2092: Volk/Earliest Era. During this “era” of Kolakian history, Kolakia was founded and within a couple of months was officially recognized. It is known as the Volk era because of Kolakia’s beloved founder, Kol Volk, this era ended once Volk was assassinated in 2092.
2092-2093: Instability/Era of King James. During this era, a civil war started days after Kol Volk was assassinated as Anarchists who may have orchestrated the assassination rebelled causing a domino effect, after the war, King James was constitutional monarch and would remain until 2095.
2093-2095: Growing Era. During this era, Kolakia was considered one of the older nations or at least on the older side by a slight margin, but it had not lost any land ever and had done well in securing peace, until politics ruined another 150,000 people’s lives as an election led to King James becoming absolute monarch which led to some people being less than pleased.
2095-2101: The Great Expansion. This is the current era of Kolakia after King James abdicated and left the throne to his son-in-law, a New French Royal, Felix François I. Despite being from a enemy of Kolakia and it’s Allies, after New France collapsed (Or the Yoshowatan Empire, the nation’s name before being destroyed), he felt Kolakia as his home and made the country fiercely nationalistic working hard on the military and also the education of young Kolakians while ALSO greatly expanding Kolakia. Felix is only relatively young at age 31 (As of 2100), but he promises a great future for the country.
2101-Present: The Great Depression. As Kolakia’s future seemed very bright, tensions suddenly erupted into war when New France launched a sudden invasion into Tennessee. Despite Kolakia and it’s Allies’ best efforts, Kolakia was torn apart as many nations jumped on the opportunity taking possibly over half Kolakia’s territory.
May 2091: a large group of Russian-Americans led by Kol Volk settle in Eastern Virginia and eventually form the Union of Kolakia.
May 23rd-26th: The Golden Eagle becomes the National Animal, then May 21st officially becomes Independence Day, and then “The Eagle Banner” becomes National Anthem.
May 23rd: Famous Owen Clark Kol Volk debate.
May 23rd: Kolakia’s second major city after Kolsberg, Kolar, is completed.
May 24th: Gryphon Lee officially becomes Vice Chairman.
May 25th: NOKA founded causing more debates and small protests.
June 1st: After much debate and a short referendum Kolakia joins the Dark
brotherhood.
June 3rd: The Kolakia beasts win their first match.
June 6th : The city of Starkov officially created
July 1st: Starkov becomes most populated city in Kolakia.
October 19th: Kolakia joins RP2
October 22nd: Kolakia declares war on Yeetybois Empire
November: Kolakia officially leaves the Dark Brotherhood and joins the Shrekoltyes with its ally, Beanstopia.
December 1st: The Kolakian military finishes its first ever major encirclement against Beanstopian rebels in a major victory.
March: Kol Volk announces Kolakia’s first Elections to happen in early June.
May 2092: Kolakia’s celebrates its first anniversary as a nation and Kol Volk goes on his first world tour visiting nations like Appaloosa, Beanstopia, the Allegheny, and many more.
June 3rd: Kolakia’s first election takes place and Kol Volk wins
June 2092: Kolakia begins research and construction of new submarines and naval technologies and Bermuda is also annexed after no one responds to Kolakia’s claims on the island.
August: Tensions rise with the Griffonian Empire following the new Empress’s ban on ponies but eventually the ban would be lifted and the countries would become friendly to each other after.
October: Kol Volk is assassinated leading to mass mourning in Kolakia but soon after Civil War erupts.
October 22nd: Anarchists begin launching terror attacks and offensives.
November: The Great American war starts and the Federalists or Kolakian Government send a little over 6,000 troops to fight against New France in Tennessee along with many of it’s allies.
November 16th: By November 16, both Roga and Bermuda are in full-scale rebellion.
December: Little fighting between the Nationalists and Federalists happen after winter begins but the Anarchists continue to be pushed back because of outdated weapons and much less manpower than the Federalists and Beanstopia.
January 8th, 2093: After two global diseases and winter hurts Kolakia very much while it’s also still in a brutal civil war, the “January Depression” hits but luckily it doesn’t last long.
February: The Monarchists and Federalists fully unite to help win the civil war.
April 2093: By mid April all resistance has been crushed and Kolakia is now a constitutional monarchy ruled by King James I and Chairman Gryphon H. Lee and by June Kolakia completely recovers.
June 4th: Prince Christian of Kolakia marries Princess Anastasia of Ioannia securing an alliance with Ioannia.
August (Possibly September): Kolakia sends a total of 1,650 soldiers to help the Confederation of Appaloosa shortly after the 2nd Appaloosan civil starts.
October 11th, 2093: Construction of the first Kolakian transnational railroad starts in Southern Beanstopia.
October 30th: Dispute starts over Nye’s ‘Finger handle’ between the Kolakian states of Nye and Greene.
Early November 2093: After a military coup takes over Kolakia’s Ioannian ally the Ioannian royal family and king flee to Valogor Palace and Kolakia sends troops to help the AFR in it’s civil war.
November 18th, 2093: Present day (outdated)
Geography
Continent:
North America
Land Area:
6,823.60 sq. km
Terrain:
Kolakia has many beaches around it’s long coast along the Atlantic Ocean but much further west near Tennessee there are many mountains, the largest of which is Mount Sarin located in Tennessee Territory.
Highest Peak:
Mount Sarin, 2,240 meters
Lowest Valley:
Tara Valley, 450 meters
Climate:
Sometimes Kolakia can be rainy but it is very nice in the right weather that also helps plants and the major apple industry. The right weather also makes beaches more popular.
This nation has a Capitalist like economy mostly dependent on large businesses, trade, and tourism. The economy is quite strong as it resides firmly in the top 20 and possibly even the top 10 by GDP with around 1.5 Trillion and by 2105 possibly 4 Trillion.
Average Yearly Income:
$135.71
Gross Domestic Product (GDP):
$472,621,600.00
GDP per Capita:
$367.78
Gross National Income (GNI):
$-14,602,190.00
Industries:
Major industries include tourism and meat and silver exporting. Tourists usually come for the beautiful beaches of South Carolina and Starkov or sometimes large cities like Valogor, Kolar, and more. The Allegheny and Great Smokey Mountains are also quite popular destinations for tourists.
Military
History:
The Kolakian Armed forces were formed in June 2091 to make sure Kolakia was defended as it was only very young and needed to be safe from bigger foreign threats. General Ridge was the Kolakian army’s first ever major General along with the hole military. In August of 2091 the Kolakian Air Force was officially founded. The Military first saw action in the Beanstopian Civil War after Beanstopia requested military support to drive out the Yeetybois army. The Beanstopian Civil War also saw the armies first ever major encirclement encircling about 50,000 Beanstopian rebels with help from Beanstopian troops too. Beanstopia is often considered Kolakia’s first ever military ally. Each Kolakian army usually has around 15,000 troops.
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