A Brief History of Chezostan

Long ago, the first Chezos were created by creatures self-proclaimed today as humans. The Cottagi race is thought to be the first of the many Chezo varieties. Evolution and inbreeding led to the evolution of more types of Chezos. At this time they were divided into their own seperate tribes, which led to several tribal conflicts between the cheeses. But one Chezo believed they were stronger together, a very important person in Chezo history; his name was Mr. Cheddar, and soon to be King Cheddar I.

As ruler of the Cheddarish nation of Cheddastan, he had a very different doctrine than the other tribes turned countries. Under his rule, he performed diplomacy with the other cheese types, and used the influence of his birth cheese to create bridges between the many Chezo nations and cultures. A golden era of cheese prosperity and collaboration was born, and led to the union of all cheeses into the grand nation of Chezostan, ruled by it’s maker, King Cheddar. His son would soon be known as King Cheddar II, ruler of the Holy Kingdom of Chezostan.

That brings us to today, where Cheddar II has continued his father’s legacy by creating a strict religious doctrine of Cheesism to unite the people of Chezostan, and using leftist policies to bring all the cheeses equal power in Chezostan, To be fair, that power isn’t much as Chezostan is quite authoritarian, but it sure is equal. The modern Chezo state isn’t the greatest place to live, but it sure isn’t the worst either.

And whatever you do, NEVER insult or even lightly insinuate you don’t like cheese here. We might produce a lot of iron to make trade income right now, but the goal is that one day we will be big enough to buy tons of farms and base our economy on cheese.