Nation Overview: The United States of Uhmerica

Official Name: United States of Uhmerica

Capital: Washedgton 

Motto: "The Future is a No Brainer”

National Animal: The Chicken Jockey 

Currency: The Uhmeribuck (backed by vibes)

The United States of Uhmerica is a proudly dysfunctional federation of semi-cooperative regions bound together by a shared love of fireworks, snack foods, and highly questionable decision-making. Located somewhere between reality and a 1990s action movie, Uhmerica prides itself on freedom of speech, freedom of expression, and freedom from reading the instructions.

Its capital, Washedgton, is a majestic swamp-turned-megaplex known for its marble monuments, never-ending construction zones, and a bureaucratic system powered entirely by circular arguments.

The nation of Uhmerica is governed by a three-branch system:

• The Legislative Branch (mostly yapping),
• The Executive Branch (mostly golfing),
• And the Judicial Branch (mostly napping).

The military is vast and loud, with elite units such as the Flank Spankers (ground division), Sky Monkeys (air division) and Operation: Lost at sea (navy division).

Foreign policy is conducted via internet memes and drone deliveries, while domestic affairs are handled by a reality show vote and a wheel of fortune.

Despite (or perhaps because of) its perpetual chaos, Uhmerica continues to influence global culture through the export of fast food, cinematic explosions, and online arguments.