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 🐓 THE UHMERICAN-WAP ALLIANCE 🐧 

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(The photo shows President Jeremiah Camacho holding the Weaponized Assault Penguin rifle, symbolizing the official alliance between the WAP coalition and the nation of Uhmerica.)

The United States of Uhmerica, led by President Jeremiah Camacho, forms a powerful alliance with the Weaponized Assault Penguins (WAP), merging military strength with economic power. 

Known for shouting “NOOT NOOT!” with a mission to “eradicate idiocy,” the partnership aims to reshape Orbis geopolitics through war dominance, resource hoarding, and meme warfare. 

The pact, called the Noot-Patriot Pact, is both a defense agreement and a bold challenge to global stagnation.

  ⚜️ THE COAT OF ARMS ⚜️ 

(The coat of arms of the United States Of Uhmerica)

  🏳️ THE FLAG 🏳️  

(The flag of the United States Of Uhmerica)

The United States of Uhmerica is a small chaotic nation of 600,000 poor citizens. Despite its questionable leadership, it maintains a 69% public trust rating, highlighting how charisma and absurdity often outweigh actual competence. 

The Uhmerican flag features a proud chicken with American flag wings and a barren tree, symbolizing lost meaning in national identity. Bold red text lists outrageous corporate sponsors like “Butt****ers” and “Brawndo,” outlining the overpowering influence of capitalism and corruption. 

  👑 THE LEADER 👑  

(Portrait of the current president of the United States of Uhmerica, Jeremiah Camacho.)

The President Jeremiah Camacho, son of former President Dwayne Camacho, mirrors his father's blend of charisma, eccentricity, and bold visions. 

Known for chaotic yet strangely motivational speeches, his impulsive leadership style “yell first, plan never" captivates the public. 

His predictions, such as everyone eventually wearing socks with sandals, reflect his bizarre yet confident outlook, and despite proposing absurd ideas like shooting smog to fight pollution, he maintains strong popular support. 

 🗽 THE CAPITAL 🗽 

(The presidential parade in Washington amid widespread destruction and decaying buildings. Despite the desolate setting, crowds line the road to cheer the President, reflecting a mix of hardship and hopeful celebration; a symbolic gesture toward resilience and possible renewal.)

The capital Washedgton, is a chaotic, decaying city that reflects the nation’s failed ambitions and rampant incompetence. Crumbling infrastructure, trash-filled streets, stray animals, and lawlessness define daily life. 

Government is a dysfunctional spectacle, with corrupt, apathetic officials and endlessly delayed projects. 

Public services barely function, and residents live in a state of resigned despair, summed up by the city's bitter motto: “At least we’re not Dingdongopolis.”

(The vibrant market filled with a diverse crowd of people near the streets of Washedgton, which includes massive structures made of stacked crates and containers forming multi-level buildings)

Washedgton is a city of extremes; vain and self-important yet riddled with decay and dysfunction. While the elite indulge in luxury, poverty and resentment grow in neglected neighborhoods. 

Strange traditions like underground fight clubs thrive amid the chaos. Ambitious projects, like the failed “MegaFreedom Tower," symbolize the city’s collapse under its own incompetence. 

Despite everything, Washedgton remains the chaotic heart of Uhmerica, embodying a nation full of big dreams, deep flaws, and an uncanny ability to ignore what’s broken.

  🏫 OTHER CITIES 🏫  

(The map of the United States of America with the main cities)

Uhmerica’s other cities are equally dysfunctional, but they are distinguished by peculiar characteristics that define their culture and economy:

(The image portrays the surreal, dystopian cityscape of Jesterville. Wrecked cars, rubble, and a collapsing bridge evoke destruction and abandonment.)

• Jesterville is the city where chaos meets comedy.  Its only reliable public service is a 24/7 prank call hotline, symbolizing total mismanagement masked by forced laughter.

(The photo shows Middelfart transformed into a massive landfill, overwhelmed by waste from the powerful Costco garbage facility and symbolizing humanity's failure to confront environmental challenges.)

• Middelfart, Uhmerica’s largest landfill, is a heavily polluted place where residents wear gas masks amid toxic air and poor living conditions. The chaos has not stopped its factories, which continue to operate without limitations.

(The image highlights the slow decay of buildings in Hazeboro, symbolizing how indifference, neglect, and poor decision-making have driven the broader collapse of society.)

• Hazeboro is a notoriously dysfunctional city of collapsing shacks, led by the mayor who communicates with alien equipment, which he says was supplied directly the God of Annunaki. It stands as the national symbol of failure.

(In the background the city of Dingdongopolis,  a heavily polluted metropolis, engulfed in toxic clouds and plagued by contaminated groundwater due to Bemco's factory waste, in the center of the image, the city’s largest company.)

• Dingdongopolis is the polluted industrial heart of the country. Known as “The Smog Bowl of Uhmerica," the city is shrouded in toxic haze and glowing rivers. Despite its environmental collapse, it remains essential to the national economy.

 All four cities reflect a shared theme of neglect, mismanagement, and utter disregard for their citizens’ well-being.

  📜 THE GOVERNMENT 📜  

(Uhmerica’s political system consists of three dysfunctional branches.Together, they reflect a chaotic and unserious approach to governance.)

The Government is a dysfunctional parody of a tripartite system:

• The Legislature, or “Snooze Chamber,”  is lazy and distracted by absurd debates. 

• The Executive, led by Camacho, functions like a chaotic reality show. 

• The Judiciary, operating from a former taco stand, settles cases with coin flips.

 Laws are meaningless, enforcement is nonexistent, and the nation runs on apathy and absurdity, with policies like “do whatever, just don’t wake us up.”

  🌱 THE ENVIRONMENT 🌱  

(Despite the rise of nuclear power, Uhmerica stores outdated, polluting resources in silos falsely labeled as nuclear, funded by the corrupt corporation Brawndo. This highlights the nation’s ongoing corruption and greed.)

Pollution is Uhmerica’s most obvious export; rivers glow neon, the air is thick with toxic smog, and landfills serve as polluted parks. Middelfart’s factories churn out mysterious goo, while President Camacho calls the pollution a “patriotic aesthetic.”

Environmental policy is nonexistent, replaced by jokes and propaganda. Even the national animal, the chicken, struggles in the haze. 

Some observers claim nuclear power (championed by a clumsy advisor) could fix everything, but major corporations push a different message: glorifying smog as progress, while continuing to poison the nation.

Despite the environmental collapse, citizens remain loyal, praising Camacho's charisma. 

  ⚔️ THE MILITARY FORCES ⚔️  

(The posters promote the Uhmerican military by emphasizing duty, ethics, and citizen involvement, aiming to inspire widespread participation in national defense).

Uhmerica’s five military forces are a chaotic mix of enthusiasm and ineptitude:

(The three primary forces of the nation)

• The Flank Spankers are the first and the most popular army division. Formed during a corporate-sponsored contest, they train through dodgeball and TikTok dances. Their tactics rely on loud chants and enthusiastic flanking, often of themselves. 

• The Sky Monkeys are the second force of the army, and are known for reckless flying in the blue sky of Uhmerica with their glitter-bombing jets like the F-69 Thunderblaster. Their training consists in doing fun skydives powered by energy drinks and their tactics focus on dropping banana bombs on confused opponents

• The Operation: Lost at Sea are the third force of the army, and are more known for the chaos caused than combat in the ocean with a barely functioning submarine. Training focuses on cannonball contests and knot-tying YouTube tutorials. Their tactics rely on dispersion and sea shanties.

(The two secondary forces of the nation)

• The Snoozatron Enforcer Mk. 1 is Uhmerica’s most iconic yet ridiculous tank. Built from scrap, it is armed with a faulty cannon and a hotdog launcher, making it more of a showpiece than a combat one. Nicknamed “The Nap-Tank” for stalling mid-mission, it’s beloved for its patriotic charm despite its clear inefficiency.

• The Spy Games or Intelligence Service of Uhmerica (ISU) is a laughably useless agency run from a crumbling yogurt stand that uses absurd tools such as Cold War telephones and radios. Staffed by eccentric conspiracy theorists, it survives only because President Camacho thinks spies are cool and no one knows how to shut them down.

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Despite their total ineffectiveness, the military is beloved for its absurd parades, accidental invasions, and unmatched military spirit. Morale remains strangely high, thanks to President Camacho's empty promises and free Uhmeribucks for victories in war.

  ⛪ CULTURE & RELIGION ⛪  

(The photo shows Pastafarian preachers wearing colanders and displaying images symbolizing their faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, showing their devotion.)

Pastafarianism, Uhmerica’s absurd yet unifying state religion, centers around worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Followers wear colanders, chant recipes, and perform tomato sauce "sacrifices," boosting national tomato use. Celebrations include noodle-dancing and sauce-making contests, especially in Dingdongopolis, while places like Jesterville descend into chaotic, sauce-soaked riots, reflecting the religion’s bizarre blend of devotion and disorder.

(Artist Milo Grimpasta’s satirical poster parodies da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man, portraying Uhmerica’s “ideal citizen” as a chaotic figure with four arms holding wine, a game controller, soda, and a remote. It mocks the nation’s culture of excess, distraction, and self-indulgence, embracing a proud yet undisciplined identity.)

Uhmerica’s motto, “The Future Is a No Brainer,” captures the nation’s reckless optimism and disregard for planning. Born in Dingdongopolis during a rally, it reflects a culture that charges into the future with boldness, chaos, and little foresight. From economic disasters like the Crypto-Pasta Bubble to ignored infrastructure failures, the motto is both a proud declaration of audacity and a satirical warning of intellectual laziness. It embodies Uhmerica’s belief that progress will happen, ready or not.

  ✈️  THE FOREIGN POLICY  ✈️  

(The critically acclaimed meme depicts a background of destruction and devastation, with the president focused on resolving the war while riding a T-rex and holding a loaded assault rifle.)

Uhmerica’s foreign campaign is a masterclass in unintentional comedy. Diplomacy? Nah. The nation conducts its global outreach through viral memes like Camacho riding a T-Rex with “Uhmerica Rules” in Comic Sans, a meme that has gone around the world and has aroused interest in public opinion, leading to it being analyzed by many communication and marketing experts, who have different opinions on the matter; Some of them are terrified, because they consider this photo as an affront to civilization, intelligence and rationality, others consider this image the pinnacle of badassery and arrogance. What is certain is that it shows the ability to face difficulties with absolute determination and a pinch of madness, making this illustration a work of symbolism and the maximum expression of the Uhmerican being. Another form of global outreach used by the nation are the overpriced ad campaigns featuring Pastafarian priests, and a reality show called Who Wants to Be an Uhmerican?—which has zero applicants. Embassies are nonexistent; instead, Uhmerica sends traveling carnival troupes to spread “the vibe.” International relations are a mix of confusion and amusement, with other nations unsure whether to laugh or send aid. Still, Uhmerica’s global presence is… memorable, if only for its sheer audacity.

  💰 £CONOMY & $OCIETY 💰  

(The currency used in the nation's black market, the Uhmeribuck, features a winking president and the national animal, the chicken.)

With 200,000 citizens scraping by, Uhmerica’s economy is a barter system of Uhmeribucks, golden eggs, and IOUs. The nation's currency, The Uhmeribuck, is less a currency and more a collectible for irony enthusiasts. Middelfart’s factories produce dubious goods like glow-in-the-dark widgets, while Dingdongopolis thrives on black-market noodle trade. Social cohesion is surprisingly strong, thanks to Pastafarianism and Camacho’s unhinged charisma. Citizens, though poor, are plucky, with 69% saying they “wouldn’t live anywhere else, probably.” Anarchist policies mean everyone’s free to fail spectacularly, and they do—yet there’s a weird pride in surviving the mess.

  🌐 THE GLOBAL INFLUENCE 🌐  

Let’s give credit where it’s due: in a short time, Uhmerica has achieved global infamy. Its memes flood the internet, its reality shows baffle audiences, and its pollution is visible from space. Camacho’s face is a global emoji, and the chicken jockey is an ironic mascot for a world that loves to laugh at failure. Uhmerica’s influence lies in its ability to make every other nation feel better about itself. Who needs soft power when you’ve got chaos power? The United Nations has already scheduled a meeting to discuss “what even is Uhmerica,” cementing its status as a geopolitical punchline.

   IN CONCLUSION   

To the citizens of Uhmerica, your nation is a glorious mess. Everything’s broken: Washedgton’s a dump, your cities are run by clowns, and your military’s lost at sea. Yet, with President Camacho’s unhinged vision and the approval of the mass, you’ve got something special: the audacity to keep going. Your chicken still cluck, your noodles still boil, and your memes still slap. So, raise an Uhmerican buck, embrace the chaos, and march toward that no-brainer future. It might not be right, but it’s yours. !@#$ Yeah, Uhmerica—you’re the disaster the world didn’t know it needed.