Personal Thoughts: 

--- Please keep terrorizing my civilians if I am at war with someone 

--- Pls don't raid am smol boi

--- "In this world winning is everything; winners are validated and losers are denied. Until now I've barely lost at anything, and I will keep it this way in the future. Since I always win, I'm always right. If you oppose me, I'll crush you, no matter who you are” - Dryad - Shrek - Hughes 

--- Supposed leader of the Goober Gang

--- To everyone who plays this game: 

Significant Milestones: 

--- 1st Missile Eaten on 9-5-18 

--- 1st Nuke Eaten on 1-12-19 

--- Did a 22 city updeclare on 1-22-19 :>

--- 1st Treasure Obtained on 2-20-19 

--- 0 approval rating reached on 10-17-19 

--- 1st missile launched on 4-5-20

--- Reached $500 million raided on 4-18-20

--- 1st nuke detonated on 11-1-20 (ty Frostsword)

--- Reached $1 billion raided on 11-24-20

--- Reached 10k ship kills on 12-16-21

--- Reached 100k plane kills on 12-30-21

--- Reached 100 nukes eaten on 5-26-22

--- Reached 1m tank kills on 5-29-22

--- Reached top 10 for ship kills and overtook KevinKevKevin on the leaderboard on 1-3-22

--- Reached 10k score on 7-26-23

Alliance History: 

--- Member and later head milcom of Argos (RIP) from 5-27-18 to 1-3-19 

--- Member of Black Knights (RIP) from 1-5-19 to 2-6-20 

--- Member of Mythic (RIP) from 2-21-20 to 4-24-20 

--- Member of Eclipse from 4-24-20 to the present 

• IA high gov from 4-24-20 to 6-13-21
• Advisor from 6-13-21 to the present

--- Founded FrenchM on 12-15-20 

War History: 

--- Knightfall; $269 million damage dealt 

--- Dial-Up; $3.5 billion damage dealt

--- Duck Hunt; $3.8 billion damage dealt, $2.4 billion net

• 65,523 tanks destroyed by spy ops during Duck Hunt (ty Spy Satellite ♥️)

--- Brawlywood; $8.3 billion damage dealt; $6.8 billion net

--- Armenia's Revenge; $2.5 billion damage dealt, $2.3 billion net damage

--- Rick's Last Roll; $4.5 billion damage dealt, $3.7 billion net damage

--- Clock vs Backroom; $3.4 billion damage dealt; $2.7 billion net damage

--- Ouroboros vs GGO; at least $6 billion damage dealt

• Third, I think

Ok I'm going to stop with stats now this is too much work

--- Bifrost Blitz 

--- Steamed HOGGs

• Still not #1 

--- Darkest Hour

• Top 10 for damage dealt on 5/18/23
• Finished as #4 for damage dealt (or #5 if you count Pascal)

Alex bug tested here on 11-25-2020

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