Arson, rise in far right, treaties and some other stuff I've forgotten about

Amidst a disturbing surge of far-right brutality, a mosque in South London has fell victim to an arson attack. The attack was carried out under the cover ovf darkness at 9:15 PM. Despite the ferocity of the attack, there were thankfully no casualties. However,  eleven citizens were caught in the blaze while praying. The majority sustained injuries due to smoke inhalation and were promptly rushed to the hospital for urgent medical attention.. Eight are in are stable condition, albeit shaken by the attack. Unfortunately, two suffered life-threatening third-degree burns - St Helier’s hospital is in a battle to save them but it was deemed “highly unlikely they will survive”. The two were identified as siblings who immigrated to Britain from Saudi Arabia. Their names were Fatima and Omar Hassan and both were aged 23; according to their parents living in Jeddah, they were devout Muslims who lived their lives attempting to make others around them happy. An investigation is underway and the perpetrator remains at large. The Metropolitan Police have vowed to apprehend the culprit. 

Preliminary assessments suggest that Molotov cocktails were thrown through a window, creating a blaze that engulfed sections of the mosque in flames. The mosque which was targeted is the largest of its kind in England and is named the Baitul Futuh Mosque. 

Out of rp: I don't have time to write a fully fleshed article related to this so I'll do a recap quickly:

In Brighton, some gay geezers were parading around and get attacked by a member of the British Nationalist Party. He was armed with a club, it was at night. Onlookers called the police, police turn up arrest the !@#$ with a club. They are rushed to hospital, one has life sustaining injuries and the 2nd turns out fine and dandy (do u get the reference?). The !@#$ with a club gets 18 years in prison. 

The rest of the articles are actually written semi-competantly:

The Netherlands have recreated the legendary show Shark Tank. The third richest man in Britain has been invited to host and he happily accepted. Declan Fraser, aged 48, is a charismatic, self made multi-billionare. He is regarded as the "British Iron Man" as he is famed for his technological company, Kaleidoscope, who pioneer robotics and advanced military technology. His portfolio consists of around twelve various technological companies, each in different sectors. He's pioneered the revival of British manufacturing and employs over 500,000 individuals living in the British Isles. As he's the largest stockholder of BAE Systems, the company has worked with Declan's Kaleidascope to create advanced Nanotechnology and the renowned Sickle Class destroyer. Using his vast wealth, he created the 'level up' charity what aims to help teenage Britons create their own startups, funds free education centres and has lifted over 220,000 individuals out of poverty using a pool of 18 billion pounds. 

Value: 192 billion USD

Panama and Costa Rica have been granted full independence. The new nation, named, will have their independence guaranteed by the British Military.

Westminster have announced a newly revised military budget; the MoD will be required to spend 4% of the British Empire's GDP on the nation's military annually. This includes research, procurement of equipment, wages and military infrastructure. Alexander Pendragon commented on the long awaited change: After months of conversation with the MoD, parliament gave finally came to the conclusion that more capital needs to be awarded to the nations military to uphold our nations position on the world stage as a dominant superpower. Our nations military is already world class but nothing is ever perfect".

British and Holland diplomats have met at Daddy Pigs Big Tummy Cafe, located in Peppa pig world in southern England, to sign a treaty. It encompassed a mutual defence pact and free trade agreements. 

The treaty is as follows:

Treaty of Daddy Pig's Big Tummy Cafe

Preamble:

In recognition of the mutual benefits of friendship, cooperation, and trade between The British Empire and the Nation of Holland, hereinafter referred to as "the Parties," this Treaty is established to strengthen diplomatic ties and promote economic prosperity for both nations. 

Article 1: Diplomatic Relations

1.1 The Parties hereby agree to establish embassies in each other's capitals, with the aim of facilitating communication, cooperation, and cultural exchange.

1.2 The embassies shall serve as centres for fostering mutual understanding, promoting friendship, and addressing any issues that may arise between the Parties.

Article 2: Free Trade Agreement

2.1 The Parties shall enter into a free trade agreement, promoting the exchange of goods and services without tariffs or other barriers to trade.

2.2 Both Parties shall endeavor to create a conducive environment for investment, ensuring fair treatment and protection of each other's investors and businesses.

2.3 The Parties shall collaborate to enhance trade facilitation measures, including customs procedures, to streamline the movement of goods between their territories.

Article 3: Mutual Defence Pact 

3.1 Both parties will commit themselves to the other parties defence by honouring a mutual defence pact. If either party is attacked, the other pact will assist the 1st party. 

3.2 Both parties will be able to station military assets in the other parties country if the Mutual Defence Pact is triggered. 

Article 4: Signatories and Implementation

4.1 This Treaty shall be signed by duly authorized representatives of The British Empire and the Nation of Holland.

4.2 Upon signature, this Treaty shall come into effect immediately and be implemented in good faith by both Parties.

4.3 Any disputes arising from the interpretation or implementation of this Treaty shall be resolved amicably through diplomatic channels.

Article 4: Amendments and Termination

4.1 Any amendments to this Treaty shall be made by mutual agreement of the Parties in writing.

4.2 Either Party may terminate this Treaty by providing written notice to the other Party, with termination taking effect six months after such notification.

Article 5: Final Provisions

5.1 This Treaty shall be registered with the relevant international organizations for the purpose of public record.

5.2 The Treaty of Daddy Pig's Big Tummy Cafe shall remain in force indefinitely, unless terminated in accordance with its provisions.

Signed at Daddy Pig's Big Tummy Cafe in duplicate, in the English and Dutch languages, both texts being equally authentic.

The British Empire

The Nation of Holland

BTW, I used ai to write the majority of the treaty. It actually saves a lot of time, I would recommend it. 

I cannot be asked to write articles for the following so have some bullet points :) 

. British forces will be evacuated in Paris, alongside some cultural artifacts (sorry Melon pooks). A list will be released soon enough 

. BAE systems will begin creation of a new classified combat ship 

. Anti immigration sentiment increases 

. Over 400 soldiers leave the armed forces over pay and conditions 

. A geezer eats a seat on a bus 

. Westminster have cut all ties with Greenland (the forge fella) 

. The MoD have guaranteed the complete protection of New Bermudas 

Just a little out of rp headsup, I'm going to be starting a new storyline. It will herald in a new era for the British Isles, drastically transform the Empire, blah blah blah etc. It would be the perfect time to invade me so to prevent that, it isn't actually cannon but it will still be recognised ig. Anyways, have a good rest of your evening (or day)

If you spot an error, feel free to ignore it. I'm back to putting minimal effort into the production of bulletins :)