Catching up on a decade of missing history - Orbis

So, um. Yeah. Inactive for roughly a decade Orbis Time, how do I even fix that and catch up to all that? Easy, isolationist government. And also, I am NOT going to release this all as individual bulletins but instead I will release the bulletins of the last decade Orbus time in headlines and article summaries, so I don’t spam the world with my bulletins.

24 March 2086-Myratgeldi Angelov: My Story(La Husxa Gazeto)

>Born in 2028 in the postbalkan aftermath of the NATO invasion of Tabriz, Paternal family from Ashgabat in Turkmenistan, and Maternal family is from Tabriz in Persia, inherited wealth from maternal family in 2070, immigrated to Lapunto in 2079, invested in the nation and bought many Puntan startups to grow fortune even further, becoming one of the richer men in Lapunto.

29 March 2086-Lapunto declares war on the RMR after terrorist attacks at new Duolingo HQ(Publikaj Okazoj)

6 June 2086-Lapunto launches several nukes at Yellowstone Supervolcano, only to be intercepted by Dominion of Cascadia(La Husxa Gazeto)

>The Dominion of Cascadia has intercepted the Puntan nukes, likely thanks to the sheer extension of their intelligence network.

8 June 2086-Several nations organize sanctions against Lapunto for attempted activation of Yellowstone supervolcano(Publikaj Okazoj)

>The giants of North America, being the Dominion of Cascadia, Dauchh Palki, and the Canadian Federation join forces to sanction Lapunto as a consequence of its earlier actions that could have triggered an extinction level event, even Luna considering joining sanctions.

13 June 2086-Puntan markets crash, economic forecast bleak(La Husxa Gazeto)

26 June 2086-Technocratic Council artificially freezes prices to protect consumers(Publikaj Okazoj)

20 July 2086-After Lapunto risks totally running out of food, prices finally unfrozen(Publikaj Okazoj)

30 July 2086-Food prices rise inattainaby nationwide, Puntan government scrambling for solution(La Husxa Gazeto)

23 August 2086-Corporate Myratgeldi Angelov uses personal wealth to buy food from Igua-Sul and distribute it to hungry citizens nationwide(La Husxa Gazeto)

25 November 2086- Party Primaries begin, marking the beginning of the 2087 election season, Myratgeldi Angelov running as Partier candidate(Publikaj Okazoj)

2 December 2086-Myratgeldi Angelov to represent Partiers in 2087 Election(Publikaj Okazoj)

28 February 2087- Many Puntans bitter during this Ayyam-i-Ha(La Husxa Gazeto)

>”I was already fasting for months before the damn upcoming fast! We need this damn government out of power! Screw Novak!”

26 March 2087-As Esperantist leadership fails, Partiers gain massive popularity(La Husxa Gazeto)

13 October 2087-Partiers promise military isolationism in case of victory, but repairing of global market connections(Publikaj Okazoj)

27 December 2087-The Bite of ‘87: Partiers win Puntan election(La Husxa Gazeto)

>This sets a precedent, making it Lapunto’s first time under a right wing civil government.

19 March 2088-Lapunto to withdraw from global military alliances(Publikaj Okazaj)

22 November 2088-Partiers propose creation of public motorway(La Husxa Gazeto)

16 March 2089-The Dominion of Cascadia, Canadian Federation, and Dauchh Palki all lift sanctions on Lapunto(Publikaj Okazoj)

>The outlook for the economy is recovering, and as Naw-Ruz approaches, it seems there will be a rebirth of Lapunto’s relations with the world.

31 October 2090-Partiers propose reform of city-defining(La Husxa Gazeto)

>If carried out, it would change the prospects for economic development.

28 December 2091-Partiers win Puntan election again(Publikaj Okazoj)

5 April 2092-Puntan economy found to be in a state of prosperity(Publikaj Okazoj)

6 August 2092-Lapunto to invest into space program(Publikaj Okazoj)

5 January 2093-Partiers reform the government definition of cities in Lapunto(Publikaj Okazoj)

>Before, Lapunto had a system in place where a settlement could not formerly declare itself a city unless it had a minimum of 150,000 residents, preventing natural development

12 January 2093-Puntan government releases new map of Lapunto(Publikaj Okazoj)

>https://earth.google.com/web/@-59.81756918,-56.19744114,-2979.89380956a,5349827.37104058d,30y,0h,0t,0r/data=MigKJgokCiAxTmlJeVUzRmVUTzltR1VqWml3SjNodmFCV0dfNGliSSACOgMKATA

2 March 2094-Natali Vrajt Returns(Publikaj Okazoj)

>Natali Vrajt has returned, coming back to this newspaper.

4 April 2094-Technocratic Council found to have given funding to Baha’i Missionaries, Secularists outraged(Publikaj Okazoj)

>”Lapunto is a secular nation! How can we make such a claim to freedom of religion when it is clear the government has a clear favorite religion?”

11 November 2094-Many people believe Natali Vrajt is acting strange(La Husxa Gazeto)

>She is refusing to talk very much about what she did during her period away from Publikaj Okazoj, plus many people are comparing her past articles to her present ones and saying that her writing style plus biases have changed notably.

27 February 2095-Lapunto gifts Cruzeiro for Ayyam-I-Ha, Angelov in Cruzeiro on summit in Joinville(La Husxa Gazeto)

19 March 2095-Lapunto Religious Census 2095

>6% Atheist

>18% Agnostic/Uninformed/Undecided

>36% Baha’i

>16% Christian

>6% Muslim

>7% Buddhist

>4% Hindu

>4 Sikh%

>3% Other

21 March 2095-Puntans celebrate Naw-Ruz(Publikaj Okazoj)

>What will the Baha’i New Year of 252 BE have in store for us?