Operation SuperFartWater | IANO (joke bulletin to point out Beanstopia's Stupidity)

       Destruction of Beanstopian Airforce and Army

  With the unlimited teleporting JF-69s and AJ-420s, we were able to destroy half of Beanstopia's Airforce in a single battle, while launching missiles that go at Mach 360 to destroy all of the Beanstopian tanks and soldiers. These forces killed almost all the Beanstopian forces due to the Ajakon Air superiority! Next, the Beanstopian Naval Navy Naval Vessal Naval Force fights the Ajakon Eternal Navy. Anyways, all Ajakon aircraft can now go the speed of light and strike anything they want in the world.  

       Naval destruction of a naval battle of the Beanstopian Naval Navy Naval Vessal Naval Force with the Ajakon Eternal Naval Navy Navy Naval Navy⁴. 

   The 45343th Naval Fleet of the Ajakon Eternal Navy, headed by all 420⁶⁹ Densetsu no Funes of the Ajakon Eternal Navy has clashed with the naval navy of the Beanstopian Naval Navy Naval Vessal Naval Force. The Beanstopian Naval Navy Naval Vessal Naval Force was completely destroyed, with the Ajakon Eternal Navy destroying every ship in the Beanstopian Naval Navy Naval Vessal Naval Force. The Ajakon Forces did lose a little, having lost 1 of the 1.00972e+181 Densetsu no Funes they own. This concludes the battle of the Atlantic, and the Ajakons have renamed the Atlantic Ocean to the Ajako Ocean. 

       Invasion of Beanstopia and Kolakia

   All 69 Armies of the Ajakon Eternal Conferation (numbered at 2 billion people each) have invaded Beanstopia from all sides from strategic bases. This marks the end of the war, as they have taken both of the nation's easily. In other words, Ajako has taken over the world.

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Now, Beanstopia, this was written to mirror you and your allies' behaviors in wars. please don't write like this, actually put quality time and effort into your bulletins. Write them with care. The only way people will respect you is by writing good bulletins and actually caring about other nations.