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Hello there,
GAMERS!
I am proud to announce the opening day of the RODEVS' BARTOPIA DISCORD SERVER!!!!!
We are a company now, too! We offer jobs to the people of Orbis work at the main bar and the bars in YOUR discord server! We will pay you REAL IN-GAME ORBIS NOTES to work at our COMPANY!
That's not all, folks, we also acquire YOU to pay in-game money at OUR company for our lovely food and.... Drinks.
Don't worry gamers, as getting food at the place isn't so expensive for you millionaire countries.
And if you stay on some days... We have EVENTS!
RoDevs Bartopia does whatever it needs to do to make you happy. We are here to entertain you with whatever the hell we have. We have a pole dancer, a gaming center, countless bedrooms, a bar, and much much more.
Now, lets get to the DISCORD stuff, shall we?
The RoDevs Bartopia has a couple channels but has room to expand.
On the first floor, we have the actual bar!
I am your lovely bartender, but we are also looking to hire multiple more.
Parnu is our pole dancer-
I mean....
"Entertainer."
She is exclusive for certain events but might dance if you give her some money :|
We also offer drinks and food at the bar.
You can either sit at a table or the bar to eat. I recommend you sitting at the bar if you want a more social environment.
We have one exclusive rule for the bar and that is.....
~ THE TEA TAX! ~
Although we don't sell tea at the bar, we do have a fee for carrying tea inside of the bar. A fee of literally 10,000 in-game Orbis notes (we take things seriously in Bartopia)
Refusing to pay at Bartopia results in punishment. The punishment is removed once you pay the money that you owe.
Okay, next!
WELCOME TO THE KITCHEN!
It is ILLEGAL for customers to walk into the kitchen. The kitchen is only for the workers.
We have no fee for that but we MIGHT
The kitchen is pretty self-explanatory. Its where workers cook the food that you demand.
Welcome to the gaming center! We host many events and tournaments here.
Play with other people in games and have fun.
At the moment, we have no jobs for this area, but you guys can still suggest stuff.
This is me and Parnu's (and probably yours too) FAVORITE area of Bartopia.
In the bathrooms, you will find a strange RP bot named....
Parnu found this one somewhere and thought it would be cool, probably because you can look up cat pics with it
You can do some interesting commands with the Megumin bot....
Those are interesting but it gets....
Deeper
...
YOU CAN GET MARRIED ON BARTOPIA!
And kiss people....
this is going to be the horniest and gayest server ever..
WTF-
Oh yeah....
Parnu convinced Megumin to like her
Moving on...
BUSINESS!
What can you do here?
Absolutely nothing!
Instead, there is a bunch of information and stuff
Hopefully it interests you
2.5 million for a full bar on your discord server? Oh well
And then...
Lastly....
We have my room!
I sleep here
I work here
I do stuff here
Please don't interrupt me when I am sleeping
ABSOLUTELY NOT COME INTO MY BED WHILE I AM SLEEPING! (unless you are Parnu 😍-)
Parnu did kiss me earlier.... Maybe the marriage will come back-
Please knock on my door before entering (unless you are a maid, then you can come in and clean up everything)
Anyways, COME JOIN BARTOPIA TODAY!
We have everything for you to explore.
Plus, it is a test on FINANCES!
please donate to the bar-
Either make a living by working at Bartopia or waste all your money get drunk with RoDevs.
JOINNN!!!
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I have no idea what I am doing with my life
join bartopia today
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Truly, the bar of all time
I am heartbroken. Zenteka stole my girl and she ADMITTED TO IT.
Further more I made the server logo
...
Now I kinda want to steal Pärnu too...
Gimme that blender gotta go commit some “party tricks” off the Egneva Checklist…