Nation Bulletin

Rimskaya Begins Exporting our Best and Definitely Innocent Commodity

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By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
09/25/2022 07:19 pm
Updated: 09/25/2022 07:19 pm

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Rimskaya has decided it's time to start send our delectable out to the world. And so, introducing,

The Rimskayan Chocolate Chip Cookie!

(Definitely not just ordinary chocolate chip cookies infused with microscopic amounts of Socialist Propaganda mixed with addictive chemicals to make sure people keep eating them)

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So let's see what they have!

Soft Yummy Dough- Check!

Sweet Chocolate Chips- Check!

A flavor that will keep consumers literally revolting-I-I-MEAN-begging for more- Check!

Let's check out the reviews!

-WHERE IS MY RIFLE!? ALL THIS BOURGEOISIE SUBJUGATION HAS MADE ME HUNGRY FOR SOME PROLETARIAT INSSURECTION! Wait what? Oh yeah, the cookies are delicious! Absolutely savory flavor. I rate 1918/10 hands down; would recommend! 

-Not Maximus Democraticus disguised as a commoner

 

Rimskayan Chocolate Chip Cookies: 

Coming to a Store, Supermarket, or Food Drive Near You for as little as $0.00 and no higher whatsoever!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rimskaya is not responsible for any protests, riots, political radicality, revolutions, assassinations, coups, injuries, deaths, madness, food shortages, economic collapse, civil warfare, or any other damages to nations or their people regarding the sale and consumption of this product. Anyone wishing to file a complaint can shut the heck up and have a cookie to calm down.

ENJOY :)

Replies

Posted September 25, 2022 at 11:22 pm

Raisin Cookies...

Yeah, nope, can't say I'd like that.

Edit: They're going everywhere! Research is totally allowed! Just not under a microscope!

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Posted September 25, 2022 at 11:24 pm

(Loads Rifle)

I SAID NO MICROSCOPE.

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Posted September 25, 2022 at 11:35 pm

What would citizens have to revolt about in Luna anyway? 

(hides war and destruction) 

 

I'll take some cookies, of course.

 

Also, Nova Mundus, raisin cookies are good, but chocolate chip cookies are far better (especially the Rimskayan ones, of course).

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Posted September 25, 2022 at 11:36 pm

I... want... some...

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 12:31 am

Who needs Socialist cookies when they can get Capitalist cookies?

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 12:50 am

Luna's not strictly socialist, but we're a social democracy, and the cookies had no negative effects on the President or anyone in the Parliament. We all just found them quite delicious.

Also, Alakiosantanpania, please do not create capitalist cookies.

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 1:03 am

@Kolechia + Luna

it's too late! throws up fenugreek

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 1:28 am

Gimme a cookie, now

 

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