All Hail Workplace Safety

Welcome to the Orbis Safety Hazard Administration. We are highly qualified Safety officials responsible for enforcing workplace safety across Orbis. Hazardous Work environments will NOT be tolerated and will be dealt with swiftly. Furthermore, workplace efficiency must be maintained at all times, and anything that impedes our efficiency ( COMMIES 🤮) will NOT be allowed to continue to exist. 

We utilize a new form of capitalism wherein all nations are members of the same classless corporation. All nations give what they are capitalistically able to and all resources are capitalistically distributed between all nations based on their capitalist needs. 

We capitalistically reject private property and the state capitalistically controls all economic activity. 

$HAIL CAPITALISM$

---Members---

Closed-Toe Chancellor:  MayoHmmb, Bane of Hazard and Savior of Twinks

Prime Group-Chat-Leaver: Ace of KRAPOPOLIS  

Head of Department of Nerds: Sapphrie

--Foreign-Policies-- 

• RULE ONE (THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE): NO COMMIES 🤮
• Oriented to cleanse the world of ALL communist nations
• Workplace hazards will be swiftly dealt with
• Anything that prevents Workplace efficiency will be eliminated

• Shah XI shall not be allowed to participate in the alliance due to the war crimes he committed in Sierra Leone 
• Shah XI is allowed to return, we're cool now (He had to pay a lot in bribery, but it was worth it) 
• Shah XI has been removed from the alliance once more for he left the toilet seat down, causing serious damage to the sissies (Ace) of this alliance

Please send MayoHmmb a message for any formal complaints or foreign affairs.

Message MayoHmmb if you would like to join