All Hail Workplace Safety

Welcome to the Orbis Safety Hazard Administration. We are highly qualified Safety officials responsible for enforcing workplace safety across Orbis. Hazardous Work environments will NOT be tolerated and will be dealt with swiftly. Furthermore, workplace efficiency must be maintained at all times, and anything that impedes our efficiency ( COMMIES 🤮) will NOT be allowed to continue to exist. 

We utilize a new form of capitalism wherein all nations are members of the same classless corporation. All nations give what they are capitalistically able to and all resources are capitalistically distributed between all nations based on their capitalist needs. 

We capitalistically reject private property and the state capitalistically controls all economic activity. 

$HAIL CAPITALISM$

---Members---

Closed-Toe Chancellor:  MayoHmmb, Bane of Hazard and Savior of Twinks

Head of Commie (🤮) Elimination: Shah XI of Empires of Workplace Safety

Prime Group-Chat-Leaver: Ace of KRAPOPOLIS  

Executive Chief of Capitalism: Mr. Churchill Black of El Contendo 

Tripn Fall: Loompa Supreme of Republic of the Oompa Loompa

Madam Skibidi: Crown Princess Sapphrie of The Heartlands 

--Foreign-Policies-- 

• RULE ONE (THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE): NO COMMIES 🤮
• Oriented to cleanse the world of ALL communist nations
• Workplace Hazard will be swiftly dealt with
• Anything that prevents Workplace efficiency will be eliminated
• Rehan Shat shall not be allowed to participate in the alliance due to the crimes he committed in Sierra Leone 

Please send MayoHmmb a message for any formal complaints or foreign affairs.

Not accepting new applicants (new members are only accepted in very rare circumstances)