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Full Title: Supreme Glorious Dancing General CEO Wendell “Wendy Wen-Wen” Williams

Occupation: Autocrat, Entrepreneur, Benevolent Tyrant, Amateur DJ

Net Worth: $5 Billion USD

Land Ownership: 100,000+ square miles of land in Madagascar (renamed Fanlandia Prime)

Government Type: Autocratic Oligarchy

 

🏛️ The Nation of How You Doin’

Founded mysteriously in early 2023 after a series of suspicious volcanic events, How You Doin’ is a nation-state unlike any other. Operating on pure ego, glitter fumes, and off-brand energy drinks, the country is ruled with a sequined iron fist by Wendell Williams and his terrifyingly loyal regime:

The Fan Club™️ – Propaganda arm. Responsible for national chants, remixing Wendell’s speeches into EDM bangers, and “re-educating” those who forget his birthday.

Wendell Fan Guard – Military police, trained in both kung-fu and flash mobs. Most feared for their surprise raids in rollerblades.

Fan Credit Administration – Economic arm. Prints and regulates the Fan Credit, the nation’s sparkly pink currency made of laminated K-Pop posters and expired scratch-offs.

 

✨ Biography

Wendell Williams emerged from obscurity (and possibly a marsh) with dreams of global stardom and total national control. Rumored to have once worked at a Claire’s Accessories and achieved enlightenment while organizing lip gloss by glitter grade, Wendell rose to power after winning a dance battle against 12 local warlords.

He was quickly declared Supreme Glorious Leader, as all opposition spontaneously combusted during his victory split.

 

🎤 Notable Events

The National Dance for Wendell™️ Competition

Held annually (or whenever Wendell gets bored), the contest requires 25 citizens to dance for Wendell’s amusement. This year’s stakes?

> 🔥 WIN = Gift Card and Slight Mercy

💀 LOSE = Vaporized by the Wendell Laserviz™️

 

2025 Winner: Latasha Wilson

Her seismic twerking caused a 5.9 Wendellquake, sinking three villages and knocking over the national Jenga Tower (again).

Wendell responded heroically by tossing McDonald’s napkins, Easter eggs, and pool noodles into the floodwaters. Survivors perished anyway, but gloriously.

Latasha now enjoys 25 hours off from the claybrick mines and a $50 Wendy’s gift card (expired).

 

😱 Fan Club Atrocities

Behind the glittery curtain lies an unspeakable horror. The Fan Club is known for:

Mandatory Karaoke Confessions – Citizens must sing their crimes in auto-tuned falsetto during the Friday Repentance Jamboree.

Forced Watching of the 8-Hour Wendell Biopic (directed by Wendell, starring Wendell, scored by Wendell) – shown on loop in classrooms and bathrooms.

Glitter Waterboarding – Water replaced with glitter glue. Subjects sparkle forever.

"Fan Van Tours" – Allegedly just a "discussion session,” but nobody ever returns.

 

If you’re caught without your Wendell Wig™️ during Fan Hour? Straight to the Clown Dungeon.

 

 

💸 Economy: The Fan Credit

Every citizen is issued 100 Fan Credits at birth and fined 150 Fan Credits every time they frown. Inflation is legally banned but spiritually overwhelming.

Accepted for:

Slightly bruised grapes

Dance tokens

Entry into the Wendell Experience VR Simulation Room (where Wendell always wins)

 

Not accepted for:

Medicine

Freedom

Anything outside How You Doin’

 

 

🙏 Worship and National Rituals

Morning Praise Chant:

> “Good morning, Wendell. We blink because of you.”

 

Wendell Wednesdays™️: Mandatory full-body glitter exfoliation.

Wig Check Fridays: Have your Wendell Wig inspected by the Fan Guard.

 

 

🧬 Miscellaneous Facts

Blood type: Glitter Positive

Favorite fast food: Anything shaped like a crown

Height: Variable depending on heels

Hobbies: Watching himself cry on command, remixing the national anthem weekly, taste-testing all crayons

 

 

Praise Wendell. Or melt like the rest.

(This page was written under threat of interpretive dance punishment.)

 


Basic Information
Nation Name: How You Doin
Leader Name: Wendell Williams
Nation ID: 97925
Awards:
Founded: 12/30/2017 (2,801 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active 22 hours ago
Unique ID: a563df73bb79ed4f5d76c7f98
International Relations
Alliance: Event Horizon Alliance Flag
Acolyte
Alliance Seniority:547 days
Color Trade Bloc: Golden Horizon
Commendations: 78
Denouncements: 46
Nation Page Visits: 56,414
Economic
Population: 16,616,433
Infrastructure: 116,850.00
Land Area: 184,500 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 90.06 people/sq. mi
GDP: $36,650,430,068.00
GDP per Capita: $2,205.67
GNI: $19,995,181,435.00
Economic Policies: Far Left
Currency: Currency Image Fan Credit
Domestic
Government Type: Banana Republic Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Open Markets Open Markets Icon
Social Policies: Liberal
State Religion: Wendism Wendism
National Animal: National Animal ImageTiger
Approval Rating: 0% (-585.67)
Pollution Index: 12,423 points
Radiation Index: 216.68 R (Global: 194.21 R)
Military
Nation Rank: #581 of 11,039 Nations (5.26%)
Nation Score: More Information 9,012.75
War Policy: Help Covert Covert Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:
0
34,530,141
21,406,664
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:
20,760
618,003
644,439
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:
3,225
69,429
57,331
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:
0
6,498
7,678
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:
60
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:
9
249
107
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:
0
83
61
Military Research
Ground Capacity
Ground Cost
Air Capacity
Air Cost
Naval Capacity
Naval Cost
Total: 13
2
0
10
1
0
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 728,753.86
Infrastructure Lost: 644,537.00
Money Looted: $2,666,971,771.80
Wars Won: 524
Wars Lost: 262
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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Nation Activity
08/21 01:48 am - JohnBaraboo of Wisconsin has publicly commended the nation of How You Doin.
08/19 02:52 am - How You Doin changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Gold.
07/21 04:38 pm - How You Doin has publicly commended the nation of Equestria led by Fancy Pants.
07/21 04:34 pm - How You Doin has publicly commended the nation of ANZAC led by Captain Good Vibes.
07/19 03:18 pm - Captain Good Vibes of ANZAC has publicly commended the nation of How You Doin.
07/14 05:24 pm - Wendell Williams built a new project: Specialized Police Training Program
07/10 03:23 pm - SirAryan of Khulna has publicly denounced the nation of How You Doin.
07/10 06:44 am - Fancy Pants of Equestria has publicly commended the nation of How You Doin.
07/10 06:27 am - How You Doin changed their Color Trade Bloc from Olive to Gold.
07/01 07:30 am - How You Doin has publicly commended the nation of Angland led by Jessesson.
07/01 07:29 am - How You Doin has publicly commended the nation of LION NATION led by LION KING.
06/29 09:32 am - LION KING of LION NATION has publicly commended the nation of How You Doin.
06/18 07:30 pm - How You Doin has publicly commended the nation of Darwinium of Slugs led by Buck Turgidson.
06/16 04:39 am - Wendell Williams built a new project: Military Doctrine
06/12 11:05 am - Jessesson of Angland has publicly commended the nation of How You Doin.
06/12 05:12 am - How You Doin changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Olive.
06/07 08:45 pm - Jan III Sobiecki of Hussaria has publicly denounced the nation of How You Doin.
06/07 07:34 pm - Jan III Sobiecki of Hussaria has publicly commended the nation of How You Doin.
Bulletins
Wendell Unveils New Currency: Fan Credit™ Sparks Joy and Confusion

“It’s time we stop trading in fake money like ‘dollars’ and ‘euros’ and start exchanging pure devotion,”

Approval Rating Less Negative after Competition

The winner caused a national earthquake crisis.

4500 executed for clapping.

The Fanclub, with high tech scanning cameras, spotted around 4500 people clapping in the audience.

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Nation Militarization Over Time
25 National Projects
Advanced Engineering Corps
Arable Land Agency
Bauxiteworks
Bureau of Domestic Affairs
Center for Civil Engineering
Clinical Research Center
Emergency Gasoline Reserve
Green Technologies
Government Support Agency
Intelligence Agency
International Trade Center
Iron Dome
Mass Irrigation
Military Doctrine
Military Research Center
Missile Launch Pad
Nuclear Research Facility
Propaganda Bureau
Recycling Initiative
Research and Development Center
Space Program
Specialized Police Training Program
Spy Satellite
Telecommunications Satellite
Vital Defense System