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How You Doin is a nation led by CEO Wendell Williams on the continent of Africa. How You Doin's government is a Banana Republic with very liberal social policies. Economically, How You Doin favors far left wing policies. The official currency of How You Doin is the Fan Credit. At 2,779 days old, How You Doin is an ancient nation. How You Doin has a population of 16,601,525 and a land area of 184,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 89.98. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


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Full Title: Supreme Glorious Dancing General CEO Wendell “Wendy Wen-Wen” Williams

Occupation: Autocrat, Entrepreneur, Benevolent Tyrant, Amateur DJ

Net Worth: $5 Billion USD

Land Ownership: 100,000+ square miles of land in Madagascar (renamed Fanlandia Prime)

Government Type: Autocratic Oligarchy

 

🏛️ The Nation of How You Doin’

Founded mysteriously in early 2023 after a series of suspicious volcanic events, How You Doin’ is a nation-state unlike any other. Operating on pure ego, glitter fumes, and off-brand energy drinks, the country is ruled with a sequined iron fist by Wendell Williams and his terrifyingly loyal regime:

The Fan Club™️ – Propaganda arm. Responsible for national chants, remixing Wendell’s speeches into EDM bangers, and “re-educating” those who forget his birthday.

Wendell Fan Guard – Military police, trained in both kung-fu and flash mobs. Most feared for their surprise raids in rollerblades.

Fan Credit Administration – Economic arm. Prints and regulates the Fan Credit, the nation’s sparkly pink currency made of laminated K-Pop posters and expired scratch-offs.

 

✨ Biography

Wendell Williams emerged from obscurity (and possibly a marsh) with dreams of global stardom and total national control. Rumored to have once worked at a Claire’s Accessories and achieved enlightenment while organizing lip gloss by glitter grade, Wendell rose to power after winning a dance battle against 12 local warlords.

He was quickly declared Supreme Glorious Leader, as all opposition spontaneously combusted during his victory split.

 

🎤 Notable Events

The National Dance for Wendell™️ Competition

Held annually (or whenever Wendell gets bored), the contest requires 25 citizens to dance for Wendell’s amusement. This year’s stakes?

> 🔥 WIN = Gift Card and Slight Mercy

💀 LOSE = Vaporized by the Wendell Laserviz™️

 

2025 Winner: Latasha Wilson

Her seismic twerking caused a 5.9 Wendellquake, sinking three villages and knocking over the national Jenga Tower (again).

Wendell responded heroically by tossing McDonald’s napkins, Easter eggs, and pool noodles into the floodwaters. Survivors perished anyway, but gloriously.

Latasha now enjoys 25 hours off from the claybrick mines and a $50 Wendy’s gift card (expired).

 

😱 Fan Club Atrocities

Behind the glittery curtain lies an unspeakable horror. The Fan Club is known for:

Mandatory Karaoke Confessions – Citizens must sing their crimes in auto-tuned falsetto during the Friday Repentance Jamboree.

Forced Watching of the 8-Hour Wendell Biopic (directed by Wendell, starring Wendell, scored by Wendell) – shown on loop in classrooms and bathrooms.

Glitter Waterboarding – Water replaced with glitter glue. Subjects sparkle forever.

"Fan Van Tours" – Allegedly just a "discussion session,” but nobody ever returns.

 

If you’re caught without your Wendell Wig™️ during Fan Hour? Straight to the Clown Dungeon.

 

 

💸 Economy: The Fan Credit

Every citizen is issued 100 Fan Credits at birth and fined 150 Fan Credits every time they frown. Inflation is legally banned but spiritually overwhelming.

Accepted for:

Slightly bruised grapes

Dance tokens

Entry into the Wendell Experience VR Simulation Room (where Wendell always wins)

 

Not accepted for:

Medicine

Freedom

Anything outside How You Doin’

 

 

🙏 Worship and National Rituals

Morning Praise Chant:

> “Good morning, Wendell. We blink because of you.”

 

Wendell Wednesdays™️: Mandatory full-body glitter exfoliation.

Wig Check Fridays: Have your Wendell Wig inspected by the Fan Guard.

 

 

🧬 Miscellaneous Facts

Blood type: Glitter Positive

Favorite fast food: Anything shaped like a crown

Height: Variable depending on heels

Hobbies: Watching himself cry on command, remixing the national anthem weekly, taste-testing all crayons

 

 

Praise Wendell. Or melt like the rest.

(This page was written under threat of interpretive dance punishment.)

 


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