Kindly unheed the foregoing wrongful unanglish firstwording about us. In full truth the Kingdom of Angland is a broadbig, wellforeblown land led by Headman Crag Jessesson. Our folk have dwelt in the Beritish Islands for many yearhundreds. Our homelanders are foremostly of paleskin folkstock, being old incomers from Yeropa. Our mothertung is Anglish but some firstfolk amongst us yet speak old keltish tungs. Our forty boroughs are strong and wellbuilt. We sometimes fly the flag of "Event Horizon" (Befalling Worldedge) as our landband. We are overseen by Tophead Jessesson and the chosen aldermen. Our faith is in the Allmaker-Lifegiver Yeshua. Our overall witcraft and toolcraft are topstanding. Our swapshat is the taler. Our folk work hard to forthbring rawstuffs and make goodsome waincrafts and workware. We pay fullsome tithings to our landstewards. We wield frightsome wyeframing for outlandish happenings, and we believe kernweaponcraft is needful for the folksfastness. Our bold warfighters have no fear of bloodshed. We have hard landedging laws, however incomers wishing to stay in our land must become homelanders first. We believe in freedom of speech, as it is each homelanders freeright to talk and write of anyallthings other than foerredeworkings. We trade with other lands without worry of bad aftermaths. Our homelands wealthworking is firstly open and freesome. We have a settlement on the Moon, and we are thinking of making a foothold on the Wanderworld of Tyr in the near forthcoming.