Kindly unheed the foregoing wrongful unanglish firstwords about us. In full truth Angland is a broadbig, wellforeblown land which is led by Headman Crag Jessesson. Our folk have dwelt in the Beritish Islands for many yearhundreds. Our homelanders are foremostly of paleskin Anglish and Saxon folkstock, being old incomers from Yeropa. Our mothertung is Anglish but some firstfolk amongst us yet speak old keltish tungs. Our forty-two boroughs are strong and wellbuilt. We nowdays fly the flag of "Event Horizon" (Befalling Worldedge) as our landband. We are overseen by Headman Jessesson and the folk-chosen aldermen. Our faith is in the Allmaker-Lifegiver Yeshua-Elohim. Our overall witcraft and toolcraft are topstanding. Our swapshat is the gylden taler. Our folk work strongly to forthbring rawstuffs and make goodsome waincrafts and workware. We pay fullsome tithings to our landstewards. We wield frightsome wyeframing for outlandish happenings, and we believe kernweaponcraft is needful for the folksfastness. Our bold warfighters have no fear of bloodshed. We have hard landedging laws, however incomers wishing to stay in our land must become homelanders first. We believe in freedom of speech, as it is each homelanders freeright to talk and write of anything other than foerredeworkings. We trade with other lands without worry of bad aftermaths. Our homelands wealthworking is firstly open and freesome. We have a settlement on the Moon, and we are thinking of making a foothold on the wanderworld of Tyr in forthcoming times, as well as farfinding of the moons of Thuron.