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Balatro is a nation led by President Joker on the continent of North America. Balatro's government is a Democratic Republic with very conservative social policies. Economically, Balatro favors right wing policies. The official currency of Balatro is the Dollar. At 136 days old, Balatro is a mature nation. Balatro has a population of 956,433 and a land area of 12,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 76.51. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

The Command

The President: Joker

Chief of Strategic Operations: Luca Mancini "The Bull"

Director of Advanced Weapons Development: Mira "Silk" Bianchi

Minister of Health: Rafael Rane

Minister of Technological Innovation and Infrastructure: Marco Thorne

Director of National Intelligence and Cybersecurity: Vincent "Ace" Marone

Director of Public Integrity and Transparency: Isabella Costa

Advisor on International Relations: Francesco "Lucky Shot" Moretti

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
06/11/2025 07:52 pm
Ordinary		Libertas Republic
Eczlipze
Sacred Cornbread		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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06/11/2025 07:11 pm
Raid		Ram Nation
Nimitz
The Iron Order		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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06/11/2025 04:42 pm
Raid		Dominatus
GoodMan
United Ummah		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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06/03/2025 11:56 am
Raid		Nethkar
Soteria
Cult of Raccoon		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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06/02/2025 11:29 pm
Raid		Vytaland
Johannes Beilschmidt
Cult of Raccoon		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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06/02/2025 07:14 pm
Raid		House Harkennon
Vladimir Harkonnen
The Fremen		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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05/25/2025 08:29 pm
Raid		Corinth
Periander
The Mortals		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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05/25/2025 04:48 pm
Raid		Bastet
Bastet
The Northern Alliance		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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05/25/2025 03:00 pm
Raid		Shengli
Sheng Li
The Knights Radiant		Balatro
Joker
None		 Defeat
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05/17/2025 04:05 pm
Raid		Country McCountryface
Bob Ross
Samurai		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/17/2025 02:31 pm
Raid		Mountain Dew
Lord Skeleton
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/17/2025 02:00 pm
Raid		Mofo
Paty
Samurai		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/09/2025 02:58 pm
Raid		Mountain Dew
Lord Skeleton
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/09/2025 02:02 pm
Raid		Dominatus
GoodMan
United Ummah		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/09/2025 02:01 pm
Raid		Fraterealis
Sae Ril
Knights Templar		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/01/2025 03:46 pm
Raid		Nashdar
Nashdar
The Commonwealth of orbis		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/01/2025 03:46 pm
Raid		Mountain Dew
Lord Skeleton
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/01/2025 02:59 pm
Raid		The Red Raven Warband
Athena Meli Waya
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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04/26/2025 01:58 am
Raid		Nytheria
Akie
The Exiled		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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04/25/2025 02:54 pm
Raid		Fartland
Farting guy
Sacred Cornbread		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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04/25/2025 04:45 am
Raid		United German Empire
Wilhelm the Third
Blackwater		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
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04/05/2025 03:26 pm
Raid		Country McCountryface
Bob Ross
Samurai		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
Timeline
04/03/2025 02:26 pm
Raid		Walmart
Rob
Knights Templar		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
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03/28/2025 12:20 pm
Raid		Bikini Atoll
Queen Bikini
Samurai		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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