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Balatro is a nation led by President Joker on the continent of North America. Balatro's government is a Democratic Republic with very conservative social policies. Economically, Balatro favors right wing policies. The official currency of Balatro is the Dollar. At 99 days old, Balatro is a mature nation. Balatro has a population of 1,384,039 and a land area of 12,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 110.72. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

The Command

The President: Joker

Chief of Strategic Operations: Luca Mancini "The Bull"

Director of Advanced Weapons Development: Mira "Silk" Bianchi

Minister of Health: Rafael Rane

Minister of Technological Innovation and Infrastructure: Marco Thorne

Director of National Intelligence and Cybersecurity: Vincent "Ace" Marone

Director of Public Integrity and Transparency: Isabella Costa

Advisor on International Relations: Francesco "Lucky Shot" Moretti

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
05/09/2025 02:58 pm
Raid		Mountain Dew
Lord Skeleton
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/09/2025 02:02 pm
Raid		Dominatus
GoodMan
United Ummah		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/09/2025 02:01 pm
Raid		Fraterealis
Sae Ril
Knights Templar		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/01/2025 03:46 pm
Raid		Nashdar
Nashdar
The Commonwealth of orbis		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/01/2025 03:46 pm
Raid		Mountain Dew
Lord Skeleton
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast Applicant		 Defeat
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05/01/2025 02:59 pm
Raid		Columbia
Victoria III
Arrgh		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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04/26/2025 01:58 am
Raid		Nytheria
Akie
The Exiled		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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04/25/2025 02:54 pm
Raid		Fartland
Farting guy
Sacred Cornbread		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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04/25/2025 04:45 am
Raid		United German Empire
Wilhelm the Third
Blackwater		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
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04/05/2025 03:26 pm
Raid		Country McCountryface
Bob Ross
Samurai		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
Timeline
04/03/2025 02:26 pm
Raid		Walmart
Rob
Knights Templar		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
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03/28/2025 12:20 pm
Raid		Bikini Atoll
Queen Bikini
Samurai		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Defeat
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03/03/2025 07:20 pm
Raid		The Asarcan Empire
Wilhelm von Witzland
The Aegis Order		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 War Expired
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03/03/2025 04:28 pm
Raid		Katarem
Nazem Hadad
The Aegis Order		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		 Truce
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03/03/2025 03:27 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Mnal
Mnaldi
The Aegis Order		 Truce
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03/03/2025 03:25 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Paso
Juan Valverde
LEGO City		 Truce
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02/26/2025 09:32 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Katagalugan
Cristiano Reyes Maro
None		 Victory
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02/24/2025 11:54 am
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Sentiopia
Sentient
None		 Victory
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02/21/2025 04:48 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		The Republic of New England
Anthony Scott
None		 Victory
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02/20/2025 08:44 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Newlandia
Zalejeva Jaaskelaine
None		 Victory
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02/19/2025 06:08 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Angeiil
Dracaryll
None		 Victory
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02/19/2025 05:10 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Catalan Republic
Jordi Castell
None		 Victory
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02/18/2025 09:47 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		dnnwnwn
Sir Yes sir
None		 Victory
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02/18/2025 03:48 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Indra
Ragu
Singularity		 Victory
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02/17/2025 04:21 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		SANGA EMPIRE
ZORO
None		 Victory
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02/16/2025 04:11 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Santa Maria
William Kingston
Global Alliance & Treaty Organization Applicant		 Victory
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02/15/2025 04:21 pm
Ordinary		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Folklore
Taylor Jung
None		 Victory
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02/15/2025 04:20 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Argentina
Esequese
None		 Victory
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02/14/2025 12:32 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Ubermericus
Roman Proctor
None		 Victory
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02/12/2025 06:54 pm
Ordinary		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast

None		 Victory
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02/12/2025 02:45 pm
Raid		Balatro
Joker
The Sword Coast		Meowtopia
Meowmerson
None		 Victory
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