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Balatro is a nation led by President Joker on the continent of North America. Balatro's government is a Democratic Republic with very conservative social policies. Economically, Balatro favors right wing policies. The official currency of Balatro is the Dollar. At 115 days old, Balatro is a mature nation. Balatro has a population of 1,165,337 and a land area of 12,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 93.23. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

The Command

The President: Joker

Chief of Strategic Operations: Luca Mancini "The Bull"

Director of Advanced Weapons Development: Mira "Silk" Bianchi

Minister of Health: Rafael Rane

Minister of Technological Innovation and Infrastructure: Marco Thorne

Director of National Intelligence and Cybersecurity: Vincent "Ace" Marone

Director of Public Integrity and Transparency: Isabella Costa

Advisor on International Relations: Francesco "Lucky Shot" Moretti

Basic Information
Nation Name: Balatro VIP
Leader Name: Joker
Nation ID: 671110
Portrait:
Founded: 02/03/2025 (115 Days Old)
Last Activity: Last active on 04/17/2025
Discord Username:jelly6846
Unique ID: 538463f4846abdc341b255c62
International Relations
Alliance: None
Color Trade Bloc: The Beige Protection Bloc
Beige Turns Left: 43 (3.6 days)
Commendations: 13
Denouncements: 2
Nation Page Visits: 1,086
Recent Visitors: VIP Only 0 nations from 0 alliances in past 24 hours
Economic
Population: 1,165,337
Infrastructure: 9,724.44
Land Area: 12,500 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 93.23 people/sq. mi
GDP: $1,138,213,765.00
GDP per Capita: $976.72
GNI: $667,315,630.00
Economic Policies: Right
Currency: Currency Image Dollar
Domestic
Government Type: Democratic Republic Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Technological Advancement Technological Advancement Icon
Social Policies: Conservative
State Religion: None None
National Animal: National Animal ImageNone
Approval Rating: 0% (-298.89)
Pollution Index: 127 points
Radiation Index: 448.67 R (Global: 336.59 R)
OBL Team: Blues
Military
Nation Rank: #3,780 of 11,686 Nations (32.35%)
Nation Score: More Information 1,311.11
War Policy: Help Pirate Pirate Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 0
275,182
237,409
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
15,374
12,620
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
1,027
563
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 98
45
21
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 8
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
0
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
0
Military Research
Ground Capacity
Ground Cost
Air Capacity
Air Cost
Naval Capacity
Naval Cost 		Total: 0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 5,054.75
Infrastructure Lost: 5,322.00
Money Looted: $78,031,735.51
Wars Won: 17
Wars Lost: 15
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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10 Cities [M]
Nation Activity
05/27 01:52 am - Black Oily Men of Othu has publicly commended the nation of Balatro.
05/26 06:56 am - Black Oily Men of Othu has publicly commended the nation of Balatro.
05/25 08:29 pm - Balatro had war declared by Corinth for the reason of "You challenge the might of Rome. We will crush you swiftly in battle.".
05/25 04:48 pm - Balatro had war declared by Bastet for the reason of "Your flag is cute, but mine's better. Let's settle this in a totally extra way.".
05/25 04:47 pm - A Guinea Pig of Cuyu has publicly commended the nation of Balatro.
05/25 03:00 pm - Balatro had war declared by Shengli for the reason of "Veni, vidi, vici. Now, we shall conquer your lands as we did before.".
05/25 10:48 am - Jan III Sobiecki of Hussaria has publicly denounced the nation of Balatro.
05/25 03:37 am - Black Oily Men of Othu has publicly commended the nation of Balatro.
05/22 02:46 am - Pubstomper removed Balatro from the alliance The Sword Coast.
05/17 04:05 pm - Balatro had war declared by Country McCountryface for the reason of "War is inevitable.".
05/17 02:31 pm - Balatro had war declared by Mountain Dew for the reason of "Your national anthem sounds like elevator music.".
05/17 02:00 pm - Balatro had war declared by Mofo for the reason of "Your national bird pooped on our embassy's roof.".
05/09 02:58 pm - Balatro had war declared by Mountain Dew for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.".
05/09 02:02 pm - Balatro had war declared by Dominatus for the reason of "Gib me all ur moneyz".
05/09 02:01 pm - Balatro had war declared by Fraterealis for the reason of "A not-so-general dispute".
05/01 03:46 pm - Balatro had war declared by Indiavp for the reason of "I will have vengeance.".
05/01 03:46 pm - Balatro had war declared by Mountain Dew for the reason of "Your imperialist policies threaten global peace. We must act to restore balance.".
05/01 03:01 pm - Pubstomper removed Joker from the alliance and set them as an applicant. They previously had the position: Tav.
05/01 02:59 pm - Balatro had war declared by Columbia for the reason of "Ad Victoriam! Pro Libertate! Semper Invicta!".
04/26 01:58 am - Balatro had war declared by Nytheria for the reason of "Dead men taste like chicken.".
04/25 02:54 pm - Balatro had war declared by Fartland for the reason of "The will of the Senate is clear. War must come to those who oppose us.".
04/25 05:07 am - Yeamin Akanda of Bracksia has publicly commended the nation of Balatro.
04/25 04:45 am - Balatro had war declared by United German Empire for the reason of "Nice nation, it would be a shame if...".
04/08 06:16 pm - Balatro changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Olive.
04/06 10:43 am - Ase Shibuki of Nippon has publicly commended the nation of Balatro.
04/05 03:26 pm - Balatro had war declared by Country McCountryface for the reason of "Your imperialist policies threaten global peace. We must act to restore balance.".
04/03 02:26 pm - Balatro had war declared by Walmart for the reason of "We have come to liberate you".
03/28 12:20 pm - Balatro had war declared by Bikini Atoll for the reason of "Queen Bikini's Under 24 National Bikini Swim Team Inactive Raid ".
03/03 07:20 pm - Balatro had war declared by The Asarcan Empire for the reason of "Counter".
03/03 04:28 pm - Balatro had war declared by Katarem for the reason of "TAO Counter".
Bulletins
Establishing The Command & Appointing Leaders

As we stand at the threshold of The Golden Age, it is my duty to ensure that our nation is led by individuals of unparalleled strength, vision, and integrity.
The Golden Age of Balatro: Strengthening Our Future

President Joker announces the launch of Balatro’s Nuclear Power Initiative in the city of Aces, aiming for nationwide clean energy by 2110. Alongside this, the No One Hungry Act will secure food
Balatro Poised to Enter Golden Age with The Sword Coast Alliance

President Joker announces Balatro\'s application to join The Sword Coast alliance, aligning with their militaristic values and promising access to abundant resources.

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Activity Center
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Propaganda Bureau
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Research and Development Center
Research and Development Center increases the nation's National Project slots by 2.