View Nation
Goonistan

Achievement Showcase

Achievement
Message Trade Offer Declare War
Embargo Espionage Factbook
Trade Activity Bank Activity War Activity

The Galactic Republic of Goonistan is a nation led by El Pres Lobster Longfellow Deeds on the continent of North America. The Galactic Republic of Goonistan's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Galactic Republic of Goonistan favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Galactic Republic of Goonistan is the Dong. At 1,425 days old, The Galactic Republic of Goonistan is an ancient nation. The Galactic Republic of Goonistan has a population of 1,580,377 and a land area of 27,450.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 57.57. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Refugees from the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving.

Basic Information
Nation Name: Goonistan
Leader Name: Longfellow Deeds
Nation ID: 308909
Founded: 05/06/2021 (1,425 Days Old)
Last Activity: Last active on 03/23/2025
Discord Username:ser_longfellow_deeds
Unique ID: 7edd25d76b76c2c44e36425c8
International Relations
Alliance: The Knights Radiant Alliance Flag
Radiant
Alliance Seniority:215 days
Color Trade Bloc: The Gray Inactive Group
Commendations: 25
Denouncements: 3
Nation Page Visits: 6,951
Economic
Population: 1,580,377
Infrastructure: 11,827.59
Land Area: 27,450 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 57.57 people/sq. mi
GDP: $2,124,233,043.00
GDP per Capita: $1,344.13
GNI: $331,228,375.00
Economic Policies: Far Left
Currency: Currency Image Dong
Domestic
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Manifest Destiny Manifest Destiny Icon
Social Policies: Liberal
State Religion: Star and Crescent Star and Crescent
National Animal: National Animal ImageBald eagle
Approval Rating: 0% (-62.99)
Pollution Index: 519 points
Radiation Index: 126.57 R (Global: 173.70 R)
OBL Team: Lobsters
Military
Nation Rank: #3,030 of 11,456 Nations (26.45%)
Nation Score: More Information 2,746.51
War Policy: Help Fortress Fortress Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 200,049
2,448,306
3,707,914
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 15,812
162,711
133,427
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 1,035
9,487
8,192
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 210
1,266
1,257
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 60
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
20
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 3
17
17
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 76,079.43
Infrastructure Lost: 76,858.00
Money Looted: $237,637,924.04
Wars Won: 68
Wars Lost: 64
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

Map
14 Cities [M]
Nation Activity
03/23 07:55 pm - Goonistan changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Orange.
03/16 06:13 pm - Goonistan changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Orange.
03/10 06:06 pm - Goonistan changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Orange.
03/09 01:06 am - Safesplayz of Federal Reserve System has publicly commended the nation of Goonistan.
03/01 03:40 am - Goonistan had war declared by Alpine Ridge for the reason of "Me too, thanks".
02/28 04:40 pm - Goonistan had war declared by Mahan Bharat for the reason of "We don't like you".
02/21 11:05 pm - Goonistan had war declared by Storms Landing for the reason of "Your imperialist policies threaten global peace. We must act to restore balance.".
02/21 10:32 pm - Goonistan had war declared by Nevek for the reason of "We like taking candy from babies".
02/21 09:55 pm - Goonistan had war declared by A Love Supreme for the reason of "Do you have stairs in your house? Join Singularity!".
01/19 06:59 pm - Cheesy blobfish of ProtoFinnicHolyRomanKhaganat has publicly commended the nation of Goonistan.
01/15 07:48 pm - Goonistan declared war on Conservatives Union for the reason of "Your actions are illogical. War is the only reasonable response.".
01/06 04:40 am - Goonistan had war declared by Yukari Democratic Republic for the reason of "Dead men taste like chicken.".
Bulletins
Space Invaders found to be race of ancient simps

After studying the peculiar behavior of these creatures, science has determined that they are actually the remnants of an extra-terrestrial race of simps
Nation Score Over Time
Score Component Breakdown
Nation Militarization Over Time
5 National Projects
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
Iron Dome
Iron Dome is a national project that gives you a 30% chance of shooting down enemy missiles and prevents 1 improvement from being destroyed by enemy missiles.
Ironworks
Ironworks is a national project that boosts Steel Mills' production by 36% nationwide.
Nuclear Research Facility
Nuclear Research Facility is a national project that allows you to build Nuclear Weapons.
Propaganda Bureau
Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.