Every RP bulletin be like:

Wassup guys, welcome back to another video of straight brainrot. 

In this tutorial, we are invading Parnu for literally existing. Her communist propaganda is mid ngl, and her breath smells. 

I have summoned over 8 million tanks and 2 billion geezers to absolutely destroy the small Parpoo army. I nuked her supplies with 4000 200 megaton thermonuclear bombs called "skibidi sigma s-3178-d" because good rp means saying big fat words (just dont check my projects page...)

I love roleplaying. I own 2 trillion acres of land and have a population base as big as your mom's stomach. No small nation can stand up to me!

My goals in RP is to wipe out the brainrot of a nation called "Parnu" AND RESERVE IT FOR NEW RPERS!!!! Guys, I am not a villain fr fr, but I am a hero. Kiss my feet, kiss my toes, don't touch me though because I am a discord mod and that is weird. 

Parnu tried to attack me, but with the power of 2 billion strong muscular bald men (big descriptive words means good rp fr fr) as well as my 3000-bajillion hypersonic S-294375882skibiditoilet471-v5 missiles that make Kim Jung Un look like a potato (good rp, Ikr just compliment me already) completely wiped out their virgin counteroffensive. Like bro, her troops were so fat and ugly that they immediately ran away from my big muscular army. They were malnourished and undersupplied (no reason at all) and had no airforce (dont check) and had no previous defensives (I SAID DONT CHECK ME). 

If Parnu tries to attack me, it is immediately...
 

VOIDED

because her army is so skibidi toilet and lacks rizz because I destroyed it all with my f-39195910-v72 phantom fighter jets that can go mach 20. If you declare war on me for warmongering, it is voided because I have a reason.

She wants to remarry.

I am doing this because I am cool person. Like I said, no declare war on me because you will be VOIDED. L bozo, I have more rizz than you.

Now I will return to reviewing my past mistakes and mewing for 25 hours each day.

Like bro, look at me go:

that is def my handsome body and not some random ahh GIF captured in screenshots that I got from the internet...

So if you want to be a fanta tax rizzler like me, this is how you get WOMEN; you kill Parnu.

Bye bye! 

this is obviously a joke if you gen alpha kiddos didnt know. what isnt a joke is that I did your mom last night and named my minecraft horse after her

I named her that because I ride horses and the horse is named-

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You know what I mean....

Now I have to go

My anime waifu is figuring it out...

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!
buy me some beer later pls