Nation Bulletin

Rise in fascism / war with Melon

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By The BBC
04/03/2024 03:47 pm
Updated: 04/03/2024 03:47 pm

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Recently, a newly created political party, named the British Nationalist Party (the BNP), have witnessed a rise in support, a trend that moderate parties deem "worrying and a threat to the British Isles". Led by Jonathan Goodman, the party has reached 5,800 members in their first 200 days of existence. The party utilises a tactic that capitalises off the population's hatred for various things like far-left groups and immigration. Jonathan was previously in the armed forces and served as a Royal Marine through multiple previous wars, including the marine invasions of Zullimanistan and Uchama. However, according to the MoD, he was discharged from the Armed Forces for the execution of surrendered enemy forces. In his most recent, and most popular, speech he called for the complete removal of immigrants from the British Isles:

"My fellow Britons,

We stand at a crossroads in our nation's history. Our streets are crowded, our housing prices soaring, crime is sky-rocketing and our once-thriving communities are transformed beyond recognition. High immigration rates have left many of our people, our British-born population struggling to make ends meet, thanks to the selfishness of foreign citizens. 

Let me be clear: Britain should be for Britons, for the dominant British race. Our ancestors toiled and made huge sacrifices to build this land into the envy of the world. It is our birthright, our heritage, and our duty to preserve it for our next of kin.

We are not hateful or racist for wanting to protect what is rightfully ours. We are proud. Proud of our history, our culture, and yes, proud of our dominance. Make no mistake, it was the British race that created the worlds largest empire, created the Western and civilised world, that shaped the very course of human history. We’ve won two world wars, conquered countless nations and still, to this day, dominate the world. But yet, we find ourselves marginalised in our own land, strangers in our own cities.

But no more. It is time to reclaim what is rightfully ours. It is time to put the interests of Britons first, to prioritise the needs of our own people above all others. We must vanquish the evils of mass immigration, restore order to our streets, and ensure that every British citizen is prioritised over the hateful immigrants who seek to destroy our culture.

Some may call us xenophobic but they fail to understand the simple truth: there is nothing wrong with loving your country, with wanting to protect your people, with believing in the inherent superiority of your own race. 

Join me, my fellow Britons, and reclaim our nation. We will rebuild the British Isles to reflect our traditional culture, history, power. We will never bow down to abhorrent forces who seek to undermine our nation!

Long live Britain! Long live the British race! Long live the empire!"

 

 

As you may have gathered by now, my war bulletins see atrocious and this section isn't any different. If this doesn't affect you, I recommend you skip it, purely because of how mundane the extract is. 

Following a 32 day march, British and Melonese rebel forces have reached the major French capital of Paris. Throughout the journey, over 350,000 Melonese army personnel rebelled against the communist regime and accompanied the British forces. So far, the British Army have only suffered 1,100 casualties, the majority from guerrilla fighters still loyal to the current Melonese government. Since the invasion, the RAF have been running frequent air operations to aid the British forces. Reconnaissance and attack aircraft have begun regular patrols over France to neutralise any active SAM platforms. Additionally, using the newly integrated C.R.U.M.P.ET combat system, the Infantry can place 'digital markers' on enemy targets which share their location with every military unit in the area. The attack aircraft are then able to precisely eliminate enemy targets. Alongside this, transport planes and heavy-lift helicopters have been delivering Armoured cars and other transport vehicles to the plethora of British and Melonese rebel forces to accelerate the journey to Paris. Attack helicopters and fighter aircraft joined the Infantry to minimise any attempts to target British soldiers. 

The Ministry of Defence has announced talks with the commander of the French air force have been vastly successful and he has ordered the complete surrender of the airforce and air force personnel have joined the march on Paris. 

 

Spotify, a company based in British Stockholm, has shared a list (from before the nuclear war) of nations with the highest artist streams:

1. Britain 

2. Winners

2. Nova Cyberia 

4. Korea 

5. The Republic of China 

6. Cruzerio

Finance news:

. Xenith Tech share prices have increased dramatically after a successful new smartphone launch 

. Astrazeneca has witnessed share prices plummet after a failed drug testing, killing three people

. Ederson market cap has risen to 890 Billion pounds and has became the 3rd largest indigenous company in Britain

. Wetherspoons has been bought by Unilever

. Titan Corporation have bought Canary Wharf for 38 billion pounds

. Over 9 billion pounds have been invested in Madagascan real estate and businesses by British banks 

Biggest movers:

TCPN

12,250.00 (+5%)

XNTH

179.58 (+9%)

AZN

11,250 (-8%)

OKWD

418.26 (+4%)

 

Replies

Posted April 03, 2024 at 4:27 pm

Rule Britannia!

 

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 4:28 pm

I’m one of the only, if not THE only main rp nation to have over 3 Artists/Bands and probably the only one to have made entire lyrics for 4 entire fictional songs for the Artists, even views for them yet I’m not even in the top 5 Spotify list…

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:02 pm

I’m one of the only, if not THE only main rp nation to have over 3 Artists/Bands and probably the only one to have made entire lyrics for 4 entire fictional songs for the Artists, even views for them yet I’m not even in the top 5 Spotify list…

Sorry mate, I based it off irl streams haha 

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:03 pm

Actually, the nationalist guy makes sense. Except I do hope his anti-immigration views remain solely against illegal immigration and leeches on the system and not all non-anglo-saxon races..... 

also nice bulletin :>

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:04 pm

Thanks mate 

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:08 pm

Grrr, now I go back in Time and hold Queen Victoria hostage with AK-47!!!!11!

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:10 pm

@kolakia rapscallion thinks he’s diabolically conversating with oneself 🙏 I will spread thy gluteus maximas and I'm finna go mental 😭🙏🙏

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:32 pm

Maybe time for your ancestors sword to reappear..

It’s true the British have shaped the modern world and no country comes close to us in those terms. Since our island became a union we have created an Empire which will never be surpassed. The Empire is now an empire but the people are the same. 

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 5:38 pm

@Britian Are you Fluent in Emoji or are you fluent in Gen Z or something?

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Posted April 03, 2024 at 6:22 pm

btw, you should find a relevant cover photo.... :3

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