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The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia is a nation led by Ape X Gwgunn73 on the continent of Europe. The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia's government is a Stratocracy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia is the Bolo. At 339 days old, The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia is an old nation. The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia has a population of 3,378,123 and a land area of 55,317.35 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 61.07. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Space.. A pile of atomic !@#$ mixed into a shitfilled universe..

Vast, empty and lacking rolling papers. . Fuckn pish.

But..there is hope for humanity.

<Novacalic Space military has a base at the moon plus other spassets; 
 
This is its Gas Station :                                                                                                  

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Jupiter has ample real estate and is obviously a potential source of warfare for us.

It has great hope that humanity will be able to kill each other on an interplanetary scale and its ultimate ambition is to start an interstellar war which leads to the end of the universe. After that it will take a break from politics to focus on   …… .. .**

**atomic degradation 

*BOoty/LOot 

 

Basic Information
Nation Name: New Caledonia
Leader Name: Gwgunn73
Nation ID: 599005
Founded: 02/13/2024 (339 Days Old)
Last Activity: Last active on 12/10/2024
Discord Username:gwgunn73
Unique ID: bca3a7871bafa9bebf3a5c3f0
International Relations
Alliance: The Fighting Pacifists Alliance Flag
Armed Peacekeeper
Alliance Seniority:88 days
Color Trade Bloc: The Gray Inactive Group
Commendations: 42
Denouncements: 4
Nation Page Visits: 3,767
Economic
Population: 3,378,123
Infrastructure: 37,921.71
Land Area: 55,317 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 61.07 people/sq. mi
GDP: $2,731,656,723.00
GDP per Capita: $808.63
GNI: $511,880,015.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Bolo
Domestic
Government Type: Stratocracy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Open Markets Open Markets Icon
Social Policies: Moderate
State Religion: Yes but.. Yes but..
National Animal: National Animal ImageGolden Eagle
Approval Rating: 0% (-381.51)
Pollution Index: 3,840 points
Radiation Index: 377.33 R (Global: 516.94 R)
OBL Team: GunnStars
Military
Nation Rank: #2,706 of 11,415 Nations (23.71%)
Nation Score: More Information 3,146.24
War Policy: Help Guardian Guardian Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 0
1,568,008
2,858,693
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
99,109
113,205
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 544
3,458
6,177
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 120
202
447
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 60
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 10
15
85
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 5
0
16
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 138,399.07
Infrastructure Lost: 62,937.00
Money Looted: $777,199,384.75
Wars Won: 210
Wars Lost: 8
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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17 Cities [M]
Nation Activity
01/16 02:58 am - New Caledonia had war declared by Eternal Void for the reason of "inactive please message for peace ".
01/16 12:57 am - New Caledonia had war declared by Polishlithuaniancommonwealth for the reason of "Your navy looks cooler than ours, and we just can't let that slide.".
01/15 08:01 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by Chlamidyaland for the reason of "By the gods, your insolence cannot go unpunished.".
01/08 06:26 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by MIBHG Country for the reason of "....".
01/07 09:27 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by pqnismos for the reason of "You didn't laugh at our ".
01/07 04:14 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by The Kedirean Federation for the reason of "Your nation? Total disaster. We're going to war, and trust me, it'll be huge.".
01/02 06:39 am - New Caledonia had war declared by Quiche for the reason of "Inactive Raid".
01/01 03:21 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by Varanasi for the reason of "We march to war to restore our glory.".
12/31 12:21 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by Janontopia for the reason of "Your flag is cute, but mine's better. Let's settle this in a totally extra way.".
12/24 03:33 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by Mountain west for the reason of "Your memes are outdated. Prepare for battle.".
12/23 07:53 am - New Caledonia had war declared by The Overthere for the reason of "i believe".
12/22 09:50 pm - New Caledonia had war declared by Ironside for the reason of "Inactive Raid - DM for Peace".
12/04 09:06 pm - New Caledonia founded a new city, Roma.
11/29 08:23 am - New Caledonia declared war on United African Federation for the reason of "Altruistic Madness plus need to feed the greed.".
11/15 06:29 pm - gwgunn73 built a new project: Nuclear Research Facility
11/12 01:48 pm - New Caledonia declared war on Quinion for the reason of "Help moving household items intolerable to the next generation of degenerates. Plus greed".
11/10 01:22 pm - New Caledonia has publicly commended the nation of United States of Demerica led by Deorge Dashington.
11/09 07:07 pm - Deorge Dashington of United States of Demerica has publicly commended the nation of New Caledonia.
11/09 11:39 am - New Caledonia declared war on Holmania for the reason of "Dodgy looking citizens ".
10/26 05:04 pm - gwgunn73 built a new project: Clinical Research Center
10/22 03:51 pm - Shwin approved New Caledonia's alliance application and set their alliance permissions to the default member position.
10/21 05:08 pm - New Caledonia applied to join the alliance The Fighting Pacifists.
10/21 05:08 pm - New Caledonia left the alliance The Armed Peacekeepers.
Bulletins
Clashes in New Caledonia overnight over civil rights protests

Who controls these alliances of aggression and oppression?
War deal begun between New Caledonia and The Toy Soldiers!

The strange urge to play at soldiers. Embarrassing? Yes.
APPLICANT INACTIVE NATION IS FAIR GAME…?

The Muppets - In a despicable act of bullying an entire alliance attacks one nation!*
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9 National Projects
Activity Center
Activity Center increases the daily login bonus for nations with 20 or fewer cities.
Clinical Research Center
Clinical Research Center is a national project that allows you to build an additional Hospital in each city.
Government Support Agency
Government Support Agency adds a +50% effect modifier to the nation's selected Domestic Policy.
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
International Trade Center
International Trade Center is a national project that increases the Commerce rate in each city by 1%, allows your maximum commerce rate in cities to reach 115% and increases the maximum number of Banks per city from 5 to 6.
Missile Launch Pad
Missile Launch Pad is a national project that allows you to build Missiles.
Nuclear Research Facility
Nuclear Research Facility is a national project that allows you to build Nuclear Weapons.
Propaganda Bureau
Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.
Urban Planning
Urban Planning is a national project that reduces the cost of new cities by $50,000,000.