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The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia is a nation led by Ape X Gwgunn73 on the continent of Europe. The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia's government is a Stratocracy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia is the Bolo. At 308 days old, The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia is an old nation. The Devious Monkeys of New Caledonia has a population of 3,854,410 and a land area of 55,317.35 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 69.68. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is sufficient with an approval rating of 55.0190%.

Space.. A pile of atomic !@#$ mixed into a shitfilled universe..

Vast, empty and lacking rolling papers. . Fuckn pish.

But..there is hope for humanity.

<Novacalic Space military has a base at the moon plus other spassets; 
 
This is its Gas Station :                                                                                                  

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Jupiter has ample real estate and is obviously a potential source of warfare for us.

It has great hope that humanity will be able to kill each other on an interplanetary scale and its ultimate ambition is to start an interstellar war which leads to the end of the universe. After that it will take a break from politics to focus on   …… .. .**

**atomic degradation 

*BOoty/LOot 

 

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: New Caledonia
Leader Name: Gwgunn73
Currency: Currency Image
Bolo
National Animal: National Animal Image
Golden Eagle
History: Founded in 2024 and inspired by Scotland primarily, New Caledonia has many influences in its DNA.
It is anti-monarchist and is in favour of a British republic.
It views Royalty as an embarrassment and is very much in favour of ejecting those into near earth orbit, post-diced.
It has no politicians and uses artificial intelligence for everything except this sentence.
Geography
Continent: Europe
Land Area: 89,024.42 sq. km
Terrain: Caledonian. Fjords and mountains and farmland. Beauty aplenty. Wildlife and wild humans.
Highest Peak: Morven., 1,973 meters
Lowest Valley: AB Sea., -10 meters
Climate: Warm in summer. Cold in winter. Perfection.

Volcanic eruptions are a familiar sight. Usually at the weekend..

Occasionally a Dinosaur Killer Meteor ploughs through the atmosphere. Fortunately the dinosaurs are already extinct and the Meteor is absorbed by NC military and turned into bullets. Recycling is always a priority and nothing goes to waste. Unless it’s waste..
People & Society
Population: 3,854,410 people
Demonym: Caledonian
Demonym Plural: Caledonians
Ethnic Groups: Ape X - 99.8%
Non Apex - 0.1%
Scientist - 0.1%
Languages: Scottish - 100.0%
English - 100.0%
Doric - 33.2%
Religions: Loot - 78.4%
Jedi - 14.5%
Sith - 7.1%
Health
Life Expectancy: 90 years
Obesity: 0.1%
Alcohol Users: 25%
Tobacco Users: 15%
Cannabis Users: 15%
Hard Drug Users: 11.7%
Economy
Description: Money money money.
Average Yearly Income: $72.85
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $2,960,643,405.00
GDP per Capita: $768.12
Gross National Income (GNI): $552,207,770.00
Industries: War.
Military
History: Our Military Forces other Military Forces into joint exercises without inhaling.
Soldiers: 117,000
Tanks: 14,500
Aircraft: 1,275
Ships: 130
Missiles: 10
Nuclear Weapons: 5
Last Updated: 05/09/2024 12:34 pm