Nation Bulletin

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By The BBC
12/11/2023 10:37 pm
Updated: 12/11/2023 10:37 pm

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Because my Internet hates me, my original bulletin was wiped off the face of the earth. You'll have to settle with this really rubbish and watered-down version unfortunately.

Time and time again, we have tried to settle our disputes with Bedland and time and time again they have completely rejected our diplomacy. As they have decided to not comply with our demands we will effectively kick you them of my land. 

Our African garrisons have been mobilised and military units from Australia and Britain have been transported to Western Africa. Once they had arrived, a perimeter was created around the terrorist groups self-proclaimed borders. Attack and bomber aircraft have been carrying out routine strikes on known Bedlandian troop locations. As they are poorly equipped with crude weapons, they do not possess the ability to destroy, or even fire upon, our aircraft. Artillery has been shelling priority targets across the border to soften up any hastily created defences. 

Simultaneously, British soldiers positioned in Bedlands borders have pushed foward in a pincer movement to meet up with our perimeter. This slim corridor through the centre of Nigeria will be heavily protected and fortified in case of any bedlandian response. The West African Fleet alongside the 1st reinforcement fleet have blockaded bedland and will destroy any ship travelling into or out of Bedland.

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Posted December 11, 2023 at 10:47 pm

reaI 

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Posted December 11, 2023 at 10:50 pm

I thought you were attacking Morocco for a second :zed:

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Posted December 12, 2023 at 7:39 am

I'm not writing all that every time, you're bedland 

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Posted December 12, 2023 at 10:26 am

I know how it feels when ur internet hates u.

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Posted December 12, 2023 at 12:40 pm

^ same bro, same

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Posted December 12, 2023 at 4:48 pm

I love the British.

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Posted December 12, 2023 at 8:02 pm

Danke 

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