Nation Bulletin

Aid sent to Rimskaya, Support to Bedlandic People’s Republic, and Lucille and Jimmy

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By The Muskmelon Times
10/20/2023 09:31 pm
Updated: 10/20/2023 09:31 pm

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Aid sent to Rimskaya

By Anthelme Joly

 

Today, The Melon has announced support to Rimskaya. Rimskaya, a peaceful nation, had war declared on them by the nations of The United Imperium, Legio, and Beanstopia. The Melon has decided to send $14,600,000,000 (or 14.6 billion dollars) to Rimskaya. We have also sent 10 mechs, 1 million M-16's, and tons of Grenades. We have also sent 5,000 Melonese Soldiers to help the Rimskayans. We hope that Rimskaya will win this war...

Support to Bedlandic People's Republic

By James Vandolf

 

Beanstopia is a terrorist nation, they have killed innocent people, and ruined the state of the world, it is time for them to pay. And pay they will, as a communist uprising happened in their nation. We have decided to greatly support these communists, as we have sent them: 6 million M-16's each with over 20 rounds, 200 small tanks, 10 Frigates, 5000 Grenades, and 20,000 trained Melonese soldiers. With this support, the Bedlandic People's Republic will be able to stand a chance.

 

Lucille and Jimmy

By Dr. James Too

 

Today, April 27th, 2093, at 2:03pm, Mrs. Daughtery had her kids. They were twins, 1 girl, 1 boy. Aithne Daughtery decided to name them Lucille and Jimmy. Anthelme J Daughtery, had said that he is "Very proud and says it is a new beginning for The Melon". Dr. James Too, who delivered the children, reportedly said "The babies are very well and we hope they stay that way". People all around The Melon have celebrated a new beginning in The Melon. Poron News, the most common way to see the news in The Melon, has reported having tons of Articles all about Aithne Daughtery, Anthelme J Daughtery, Lucille and Jimmy, and Dr. James Too. We hope that the future stays bright for The Melon...

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Posted October 20, 2023 at 9:36 pm

The Melon has decided to send $14,600,000,000 (or 14.6 billion dollars)

WOAH that's a lot

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Posted October 20, 2023 at 9:55 pm

@Cruzerio, yeah, I think I went a little overboard, frankly I have no idea how much to send, lol

 

@Gran Columbia, you honestly should

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Posted October 20, 2023 at 9:59 pm

Mrs. Daughtery had her kids

A perfect meal!
(joke)

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Posted October 20, 2023 at 10:17 pm

OK you do realize that aid has no way to reach the BPR as they have no coastline right? You’d have to invade us, which trust me, you don’t want to do.

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Posted October 20, 2023 at 11:00 pm

Hate to be rude beans, but Melon could defeat you in a signal shot

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Posted October 21, 2023 at 2:38 am

What was the point of sending 1 million M-16s? At best they have 200,000 troops at the moment. 5 M-16s per soldier ig?

Latest mod approved estimates of the Coalition and Rimskayan combat numbers & statuses: 

1.8 million coalition troops in active service in Floridawith 4 million total troops across all fronts vs 200000 Rimskayan personnel (including conscripts/reservists and accounting for Rimskayan losses during intial strikes of the conflict)

23000 Coalition aircraft vs 600 Rimskayan aircraft (latest numbers account for attainment of coalition air superiority & strikes against Rimskayan Air Bases, maintenance hubs, supply depots, & early warning facilities)

Coalition maintains a fleet approximately 2500 ships in size while Rimskayan fleet currently sits at around 50-100 (latter figure is per Rimskaya & corroborated by mods) and naval mining of the entirety of Florida is almost complete (latest approved figure is 80%)

In terms of intelligence, we maintain satellite capabilites, whilst Rimskaya's early warning and radar have been crippled. In addition, they have sustained severe cyberattacks, meaning massive amounts of military and civilian infrastructure have been lost on the Rimskayan side of affairs. This means that Rimskayan fighters are essentially blind.

Their civilian infrastructure has sustained heavy damage, with fires engulfing massive swathes of the Floridian region. Power & consistent access to food, water, and other basic necessities are functionally nonexistent inside Rimskayan territory.

Systems redundancy implementation has been a success for the Coalition, meaning that sabotage will be far less effective now.

Notes on diplomacy: the size of the Coalition is over 240 cities at this point, with more nations sending supplies or providing general allyship. 

 

TL;DR Rimskaya is massively outnumbered in every possible facet of combat, it's dumb to send 1 million M-16s to a country with 200k soldiers, and seeing as both Melon and Uchama are both midgets, you would be wise to leave Beans alone since you don't want to deal with the allies of Beans (aka me, who is twice as big as both of you combined and could easily sustain a defensive war against the both of you even as the overwhelming majority of our forces fighting Rimskaya).

Also all above mentioned statuses have been approved by our mods Luna and Rodevs.

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Posted October 21, 2023 at 2:50 pm

Melon can’t beat me lol

I’ve crushed him twice main-game

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Posted October 21, 2023 at 4:44 pm

@Beanstopia, I could beat you in RP, this is rp, not in game, I have been here for over a year

@United Imperium, Rimskayan Citizens will also need Guns to defend themselves in case of your side killing citizens. Also me and Uchama are not midgets, We own much of the world, also I am allied with both Iberia and RoDevs. We are just aiding a country in need.

@Legio, My beaches are very well secured, with many defenses on the coast

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Posted October 21, 2023 at 8:53 pm

Suuure becasue its so easy to master the use of the M-16 in active combat from scratch (forget about specialization in urban combat!). Good luck with that. Also, how are you planning on get past our blockade? Unless you magically can pull 2000 ships from nowhere and somehow can engage in extensive anti-naval mining operations unlike anything seen in human history, you ain't doin jack, let's be real. 

Also in rp ur smaller than Beanstopia still and Uchama is tinier with no influence to speak of. Frankly I had never heard of Uchama before this point. Plus you would be dealing with a coalition of me, Rodevs (Rodevs is also allied to me, don't forget), Cruzeiro and more nations. I'd rest assured knowing that I alone could probably beat the two of you with 1/10th of my active duty military, and with the backing of such a large coalition... yeah you're not getting close. Give it up.

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Posted October 21, 2023 at 9:22 pm
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This is my land (ignore cuba, I gave cuba to rodevs)

(I kinda feel like I am the same size as beans)

I have no intention to declare war on you, as I have no reason

Also, if you want to see my military just browse my nation bulletins and click on the most recent Melonese info (I think part 1 is the one with military)

We do not want war, we are just aiding a fellow nation

And about that blockade, just say a Melonese ship came in and you captured it.

We do not want war, and we will not be declaring war. We hope you feel the same.

Goodbye!

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