Insanity...

Alright, so I think that to begin this bulletin of chaos, I need to explain some "important history."

If you saw my New Year's bulletin, I wrote that on my phone while traveling. Because I spent too long writing random stories (and bulletins) on my phone, and my parents noticed, I got slapped with a time limit on the decent browser on my phone (Chrome)... months later, my parents realized my little "work-around," using the default Samsung Internet browser... which was a glitchy mess on my phone, but it was fine. Better than nothing, I guess... right? Sure, it deleted everything I wrote once in a while, and the copy and paste had some issues (it didn't let me copy/paste more than one paragraph at a time), but it was still usable. So, I had something I'd scribbled down in my Notes app while I didn't have data, since I couldn't get on P&W when I had no connection, but I didn't end up posting that because of the issues with copy and paste. I specified that in my bulletin... but because I was insane and didn't think, I wrote that in a way that implied something... sus. Not what I meant. But...

Here we go, the chaos begins with Eden.

sighs

"Why does everyone think the worst things possible? Well, it's not too late to fix it..."

"Okay, so I didn't specify why I had said parental controls... nobody's going to say anything sus, right?"

I was wrong.

insert vague screenshot involving parental controls here

"This should fix it..."

...

I begin to question Eden's sanity.

But I can still fix things. I hope.

insert Rimskaya saying Happy New Year here

deep breath

It is okay, everything is fine!

I. WILL. FIX. THIS!!!

No. NO. NOOOOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE????

WHAT CHAOS HAVE I CAUSED HERE!?!

internally screams

Skip a few months...

Okay, so that gets us to where we are today.

RoDevs posts a bulletin about how everyone in the GW server is trying to steal his wife, Parnu.

Of course, chaos ensues, and somewhere in the bulletin someone mentions this exact "frog thing." So I try to defend myself...

Well, Lunoria decides to torment me!!

But because I am certifiably insane and am a being of total chaos...

I decide to torment Lunoria and RoDevs back!

Ah, here you go, some nice countryball illustrations. The first was Zenteka and Parnu, but here's the one that is relevant to this bulletin:

LUNORIA X RODEVS 

YES I WILL CAUSE CHAOS

HA perfect reaction I LOVE IT

I ENJOY WATCHING RODEVS SUFFER

Yep, then I made it worse with some other Lunoria x RoDevs stuff, but you can find that in RoDevs' bulletin.

...

But, because RoDevs is RoDevs...

Here we go.

I'm on trial now... wonderful.

Icenio is trying to at least stop RoDevs from doing illegal things, while it seems Parnu... well, looks like she's just confused here.

NO RODEVS YOU CAN'T EXECUTE ME! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! THAT IS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAW-

Oh crap, y'all make the law, don't you?

NO!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!

internally screams again

Well-

Uh, I will... defend myself-?

...

Can't you see it was self-defense?!