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By Nyx
02/14/2023 01:14 am
Updated: 02/14/2023 01:15 am
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Alright, so I think that to begin this bulletin of chaos, I need to explain some "important history."
If you saw my New Year's bulletin, I wrote that on my phone while traveling. Because I spent too long writing random stories (and bulletins) on my phone, and my parents noticed, I got slapped with a time limit on the decent browser on my phone (Chrome)... months later, my parents realized my little "work-around," using the default Samsung Internet browser... which was a glitchy mess on my phone, but it was fine. Better than nothing, I guess... right? Sure, it deleted everything I wrote once in a while, and the copy and paste had some issues (it didn't let me copy/paste more than one paragraph at a time), but it was still usable. So, I had something I'd scribbled down in my Notes app while I didn't have data, since I couldn't get on P&W when I had no connection, but I didn't end up posting that because of the issues with copy and paste. I specified that in my bulletin... but because I was insane and didn't think, I wrote that in a way that implied something... sus. Not what I meant. But...
Here we go, the chaos begins with Eden.
sighs
"Why does everyone think the worst things possible? Well, it's not too late to fix it..."
"Okay, so I didn't specify why I had said parental controls... nobody's going to say anything sus, right?"
I was wrong.
insert vague screenshot involving parental controls here
"This should fix it..."
...
I begin to question Eden's sanity.
But I can still fix things. I hope.
insert Rimskaya saying Happy New Year here
deep breath
It is okay, everything is fine!
I. WILL. FIX. THIS!!!
No. NO. NOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE????
WHAT CHAOS HAVE I CAUSED HERE!?!
internally screams
Skip a few months...
Okay, so that gets us to where we are today.
RoDevs posts a bulletin about how everyone in the GW server is trying to steal his wife, Parnu.
Of course, chaos ensues, and somewhere in the bulletin someone mentions this exact "frog thing." So I try to defend myself...
Well, Lunoria decides to torment me!!
But because I am certifiably insane and am a being of total chaos...
I decide to torment Lunoria and RoDevs back!
Ah, here you go, some nice countryball illustrations. The first was Zenteka and Parnu, but here's the one that is relevant to this bulletin:
LUNORIA X RODEVS
YES I WILL CAUSE CHAOS
HA perfect reaction I LOVE IT
I ENJOY WATCHING RODEVS SUFFER
Yep, then I made it worse with some other Lunoria x RoDevs stuff, but you can find that in RoDevs' bulletin.
...
But, because RoDevs is RoDevs...
Here we go.
I'm on trial now... wonderful.
Icenio is trying to at least stop RoDevs from doing illegal things, while it seems Parnu... well, looks like she's just confused here.
NO RODEVS YOU CAN'T EXECUTE ME! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! THAT IS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAW-
Look everyone makes mistakes especially when it involves things being taken out of context(except for me of course because I'm the best)
But don't let it get to you comrade. Man up or woman up, I really don't know what you are at the moment.
Don't even bother explaining yourself because quite frankly the only thing you could do is make it worse especially when you are too defensive about this situation.
Let it go and joke around about the whole thing, or better yet make fun of those who screwed up, such as Rodev getting sexually attached to a fake woman in Sabaton music video about female Communist pilots killing germans.
Yeah, that one was definitely too far... I mean, I get grossed out easily by this sort of stuff, but if two others are saying it's too far... then it certainly is.
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wait o n o what did he say
I'll message you... it's bad. Like, really bad...
ABSOLUTELY NOT! NO! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look everyone makes mistakes especially when it involves things being taken out of context(except for me of course because I'm the best)
But don't let it get to you comrade. Man up or woman up, I really don't know what you are at the moment.
Don't even bother explaining yourself because quite frankly the only thing you could do is make it worse especially when you are too defensive about this situation.
Let it go and joke around about the whole thing, or better yet make fun of those who screwed up, such as Rodev getting sexually attached to a fake woman in Sabaton music video about female Communist pilots killing germans.
That sort of thing. Anyway good luck comrade
Oh- he's said worse about me... somehow... Guoryou is a concerning human being smh
And I'm not being serious about any of this, I'm just adding to the chaos :)
Zenteka, then this is going everywhere too.
I need to come up with something worse then...
Guoryou, too far. Stop it.
OKAY OKAY I GIVE UP
I'll stop with the Parnu x Zenteka one if you stop that one-
Yeah, that one was definitely too far... I mean, I get grossed out easily by this sort of stuff, but if two others are saying it's too far... then it certainly is.