Adding to the chaos?
Alright, so I think that to begin this bulletin of chaos, I need to explain some "important history."
If you saw my New Year's bulletin, I wrote that on my phone while traveling. Because I spent too long writing random stories (and bulletins) on my phone, and my parents noticed, I got slapped with a time limit on the decent browser on my phone (Chrome)... months later, my parents realized my little "work-around," using the default Samsung Internet browser... which was a glitchy mess on my phone, but it was fine. Better than nothing, I guess... right? Sure, it deleted everything I wrote once in a while, and the copy and paste had some issues (it didn't let me copy/paste more than one paragraph at a time), but it was still usable. So, I had something I'd scribbled down in my Notes app while I didn't have data, since I couldn't get on P&W when I had no connection, but I didn't end up posting that because of the issues with copy and paste. I specified that in my bulletin... but because I was insane and didn't think, I wrote that in a way that implied something... sus. Not what I meant. But...
Here we go, the chaos begins with Eden.
sighs
"Why does everyone think the worst things possible? Well, it's not too late to fix it..."
"Okay, so I didn't specify why I had said parental controls... nobody's going to say anything sus, right?"
I was wrong.
insert vague screenshot involving parental controls here
"This should fix it..."
...
I begin to question Eden's sanity.
But I can still fix things. I hope.
insert Rimskaya saying Happy New Year here
deep breath
It is okay, everything is fine!
I. WILL. FIX. THIS!!!
No. NO. NOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE????
WHAT CHAOS HAVE I CAUSED HERE!?!
internally screams
Skip a few months...
Okay, so that gets us to where we are today.
RoDevs posts a bulletin about how everyone in the GW server is trying to steal his wife, Parnu.
Of course, chaos ensues, and somewhere in the bulletin someone mentions this exact "frog thing." So I try to defend myself...
Well, Lunoria decides to torment me!!
But because I am certifiably insane and am a being of total chaos...
I decide to torment Lunoria and RoDevs back!
Ah, here you go, some nice countryball illustrations. The first was Zenteka and Parnu, but here's the one that is relevant to this bulletin:
LUNORIA X RODEVS
YES I WILL CAUSE CHAOS
HA perfect reaction I LOVE IT
I ENJOY WATCHING RODEVS SUFFER
Yep, then I made it worse with some other Lunoria x RoDevs stuff, but you can find that in RoDevs' bulletin.
...
But, because RoDevs is RoDevs...
Here we go.
I'm on trial now... wonderful.
Icenio is trying to at least stop RoDevs from doing illegal things, while it seems Parnu... well, looks like she's just confused here.
NO RODEVS YOU CAN'T EXECUTE ME! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! THAT IS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAW-
Oh crap, y'all make the law, don't you?
NO!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!
internally screams again
Well-
Uh, I will... defend myself-?
...
Can't you see it was self-defense?!
Replies
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
I explained myself in this exact bulletin...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
continues to internally scream
Lmao
The messages, that made a manipulation, gathered the exact info I needed from your nation. And because of it, the ingredients of a plan were made. Enough to destroy you and the GENDT with it.
And surprisingly, nobody knew how strategic your position was. Trying to recruit you is hard because uhm..... I am RoDevs and you are Luna, both humans that were designed to hate each other.
What else did you think those messages were? Cooperation?
Can I clarify that I never turn off safe search? - Luna
(Idk how to do the quote thing sorry)
Smh imagine using safe search smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh
smh
It looks like I can't torment Luna properly but my pal Guoryou can!
Keep it up Guoryou! Keep doing it until I can make some art, then everything will go downhill.
I will say, you were surprisingly close to recruiting me. I've never really hated you that much anyway :)
Also, you're not that good at tormenting me, RoDevs. Just saying.
Guoryou, sadly, you are.
Imagine not using safe search.
NO ZENTEKA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
RODEVS WE HAVE TO UNITE AGAINST THIS
NO!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
even Guoryou is creeping me out at this point 💀💀💀
He didn't before?
Did you see what he said about me in the GW Discord?
RoDevs showed me... I am forever traumatized...